# Dont throw my fucking food around! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 12, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-my-fucking-food-around/339682 "2006-01-12T17:10:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-my-fucking-food-around/339682/21 "2006-01-13T19:47:17Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > I’d offer up a hearty amen or spew some vitriol as appropriate if I had any idea what you’re saying here. The girl who was working the carvery in a local restaurant did not give me the food I asked for. She had begun to serve the next customer, even though I was politley calling her “Excuse me? I’m sorry, excuse me? You… sorry, hello?” so I put some bass in my voice “HELLO?!” and told her of her mishap with my dinner. She snatched the plate back off me, with a look of disgust, then took a fresh plate, slapped my food down on it and threw the plate on my tray. This annoyed me. > [@Sal Ammoniac](#): > > Just another in the long, long saga of the Employees Too Underpaid to Care… this girl would actually be one of the higher members of the service crew. Not on the minimum wage. > [@Miss Purl McKnittington](#): > > Sometimes people have bad days, and they go a little grumpy-pants. I think you might be a little grumpy-pants now, honey. Do you need a nap? Maybe some zwieback? Are you gassy? It’s hot gas, isn’t it? > > Oh, I knew it! You’re just a little balloon of hot air! And the words that are coming out of your mouth are just little puffs of air. Puff, puff, puff! Such an adorable little cranky man. Yes, hims is! … I actually am a bit gassy. But it doesnt make me grumpy. I like gas. > [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Dude, I’ve been biting my tongue, but you really need to adjust your thread-starting threshold. … Sorry, I didnt know there was a limit? Explain. > [@Scumpup](#): > > I think bubastis’ general lack of communications skills and his ill-considered Pit thread have unreasonably prejudiced some of you against him. … yeah, gonna take me a while to get over that one. Jesus! I didnt know you guys were so sensitive! Relax guys! I’m just trying to rant about a hormonal pregnant woman that ruined m’dinner! Cant a guy get a break? At least I’m in the right forum, right? ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-my-fucking-food-around/339682/22 "2006-01-14T13:52:54Z")
> [@bubastis](#): > > The girl who was working the carvery in a local restaurant did not give me the food I asked for. Did you ask for no parsley sauce in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-my-fucking-food-around/339682/23 "2006-01-15T04:27:29Z")
> [@Contrapuntal](#): > > Gravity is just a theory man. There is no gravity; the Earth just sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-my-fucking-food-around/339682/24 "2006-01-15T10:46:42Z")
The thread title makes me want to hum that old song, “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-my-fucking-food-around/339682.md?page=1)