# Don't throw towels into the laundry soaking fucking wet!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 11, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034 "2009-05-11T15:07:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![conurepete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@conurepete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conurepete)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/41 "2009-05-14T00:03:09Z")
The cats are not displeased. They pee because they know the clothes DO NOT BELONG THERE. My Barbara cat pees on all clothes, towels and shoes left on the bathroom floor. He is my ally. He has managed to accomplish in one year what I was unable to do in 5 years of asking, reminding, cueing, nagging, picking up, cleaning, pleading, and asking pretty please please please. I can see my bathroom floor instead of mildewed towels. If I had known that was all it took, I would have peed on them myself. ---
**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/42 "2009-05-14T01:30:43Z")
conurepete, your post gave me the biggest laugh of the day! & I have cats! Hmmmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/43 "2009-05-14T15:37:36Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > By peeing. > > I’ve peed several times per day everyday of my life. So far, I’ve been rhino-free. So this pee you have… it keeps away rhinos, you say? tdn, I would like to buy your pee. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/44 "2009-05-14T16:56:23Z")
> [@maplekiwi](#): > > conurepete, your post gave me the biggest laugh of the day! > > & I have cats! Hmmmmmm… Ha! Me, too! But I’m the clothes-on-the-floor-leaver at my house.:o Of course, I’m also the clothes-on-the-floor-picker-upper, too… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/45 "2009-05-14T17:00:34Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > When I was a kid, my mom said not to touch feathers you find outside, BIRDS CARRY DISEASE! I’m still paranoid about that. Then what do I see in a photo from mom’s camping trip? Her with a big-ass feather stuck in her hair. Her excuse? “I was protecting you as a kid–I’m an adult and can choose to take a risk.” I don’t even want to know if it was an eagle feather she was legally banned from having. I’m kind of paranoid, too. I don’t remember my mom saying anything explicitly about birds but I tend to give pigeons a wide berth. Birds are always getting a bad rap, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/46 "2009-05-14T20:21:04Z")
If you’re having problems with dirty laundry, I suggest turning to violence. Kick them. Kick them when they’re up. Kick them when they’re down. Kick 'em all around… ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/47 "2009-05-15T23:58:06Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Yeah! And stop tying together the knots on the afghans in the family room! _snerk_ ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034/48 "2009-05-16T00:31:51Z")
LOL this thread keeps getting revived as it’s just about to scroll off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-throw-towels-into-the-laundry-soaking-fucking-wet/496034.md?page=2)