# Don't underestimate the power of the pepperoni! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783 "2004-10-06T02:12:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783/61 "2004-10-19T00:41:00Z")
Luke: “Are you alright? What’s wrong?” Obi-Wan: [clutching chest] “I felt a great disturbance in The Sauce, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out for Chicago-style, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened… You’d better get on with your deliveries.” [R2D2 makes a triumphant move for the last slice of pizza and squeals with delight; Chewbacca growls his displeasure.] C3PO: “He made a fair move; screaming about it won’t help you.” Han: “Let him have it; it’s not wise to upset a Wookie.” C3PO: “But Sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.” Han: “That’s 'cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they don’t get the last slice. Wookies have been known to do that.” Guard: “Where are you taking this… _thing_?” Luke: “Pizza delivery to cellblock 1138?” Guard: “I didn’t call it in… I’ll have to verify it.” … Communications officer: “What’s going on?” Han: “Uh, everything’s under control, situation normal…” CO: “What happened?” Han: “Uh, we had a slight grease fire but, uh, everything’s perfectly alright now… we’re all fine, uh, fine here now, thank you… How’re you doing?” Leia: “Aren’t you a little short to be a delivery man?” Luke: “Oh, the uniform!” Vader: “He is here.” Grand Moff Tarkin: “Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?” Vader: " A tremor in The Sauce. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master." GMT: “Surely he must be dead by now.” Vader: “Don’t underestimate The Sauce.” GMT: “The Chicago-Style chefs are extinct; their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that’s left of their culinary cult…” Han: “One thing’s for sure. We’re all gonna be a lot fatter!” Vader: “The pizza is now complete. When I left you, I was but the delivery boy; now, I am the master chef.” Obi-Wan: “Only a master of the ubiquitous New York style, Darth.” Leia: “At least the information R2 has is still intact.” Han: “What’s so important? What’s he carrying?” Leia: “The exact recipie of the Domino’s pie. I only hope that when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found…” Rebel pilot: “…what good are stunt fighters going to be against _that_?” Rebel leader: “Well, the Domino’s empire doesn’t consider a small, one-man Chicago-style diner to be any threat.” Death Star targeting computer voice: “We can deliver to the moon with the rebel base in 30 minutes… or less.” Pilot: “I’m gonna try to cut across their axis to try to divide the anchovy!” Other Pilot: “Pull up! Pull up! You can’t cut through those toppings!” Yoda: “Judge this pie by its size, do you?” ‘Any Napkin’: “I hate grease. It’s hot and slick and it gets into everything…” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783/62 "2004-10-19T00:53:26Z")
Commander: “Luke! Pull up! Are you all right?” Luke: “My toppings got a little cooked, but I’m okay.” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783/63 "2004-10-19T05:19:24Z")
“She’ll tip” “Yeah? How much?” “She’ll tip more than you can imagine!” “I don’t know, I can imagine quite a gratuity.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783/64 "2004-10-19T14:10:33Z")
**The Scrivener** , that is hilarious. Do you regularly write parodical scripts? I imagine a giant pizza delivery van floating through space, shooting lasers from the big logo on the top. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783/65 "2004-10-19T14:27:25Z")
> [@](#): > > The Scrivener, that is hilarious. Do you regularly write parodical scripts? Thanks, ducks. Actually my specialty is the cheap-shot one-liner thread fart, but I also indulge in lengthier parodies and limericks, when those threads appear. Being the glib and shallow person I am, you’ll often find me in threads about pop music, movies and football… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783/66 "2004-10-19T14:37:10Z")
> [@The Scrivener](#): > > Thanks, ducks. Actually my specialty is the cheap-shot one-liner thread fart, but I also indulge in lengthier parodies and limericks, when those threads appear. Being the glib and shallow person I am, you’ll often find me in threads about pop music, movies and football… > > 🙂 I can relate. I have thrown a few good one-liners, but I usually keep to myself and post in glurge threads, like the kind you mentioned, and this one. 😃 Let’s end this hijack, and get back to the inanity! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-underestimate-the-power-of-the-pepperoni/267783.md?page=3)