# Don't yell at me, Argentina **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 3, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374 "2018-06-03T22:30:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/1 "2018-06-03T22:30:22Z")
Protip: if you ever gain any official position in Argentina, [never, ever eat part of a life-sized Jesus cake](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/06/03/argentinian-culture-minister-criticized-for-taking-a-bite-of-jesus-cake/). ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/2 "2018-06-03T23:26:56Z")
You might have to widen the parameters and just say that you should never, ever do _anything_ to a life-sized Jesus cake. ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/3 "2018-06-03T23:53:25Z")
Cake, what a Jesus! I mean, Jesus, what a cake! 🙂 ETA: I guess that to a non-religious diabetic, taking the cake’s name in vain is much more offensive than taking the Lord’s name in vain. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/4 "2018-06-04T00:29:31Z")
I wonder, was it Devi’s Food Cake? ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/5 "2018-06-04T01:40:56Z")
Isn’t this just a more literal form of the host consumed during Holy Communion? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/6 "2018-06-04T03:30:20Z")
Oh for heaven’s sake. It was only a cartoon Jesus! I have to say whoever baked it got Medieval with the food coloring on the inside though. [Obligatory link in case there’s a person left in the world who hasn’t seen this one yet.](http://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/169723347468/the-1969-easter-mass-incident) Excerpt: > [@](#): > > Dad remembers hearing the bishop through the windows roaring “THE HOLY BODY OF CHRIST DOES! NOT! CONTAIN! RAINBOW! SPRINKLES!” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/7 "2018-06-04T04:19:57Z")
Can we call him? Does anyone have Avogadro’s number? ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/8 "2018-06-04T05:21:14Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Can we call him? Does anyone have Avogadro’s number? I think his area code probably means he’s living in Phoenix. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/9 "2018-06-04T16:19:03Z")
I don’t even want to mention how my Dolly Parton cake went. All I got was a piece of the foot. Dennis ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/10 "2018-06-04T16:24:27Z")
Ah! if only the current government limited itself to just this kind of PR idiocy… ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/11 "2018-06-04T16:29:04Z")
Also: we have religious nuts here too, surprised? ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/12 "2018-06-04T17:45:45Z")
I don’t know. My nuts are not religious. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/13 "2018-06-04T17:49:35Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > I don’t know. My nuts are not religious. How do you know? have you asked them if they accept Jesus Christ as their personal Savior? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/14 "2018-06-04T18:03:24Z")
“Take, eat, this is my body…and damn is it TASTY WITH FROSTING!” ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/15 "2018-06-04T19:12:22Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > I don’t know. My nuts are not religious. > [@Frodo](#): > > How do you know? have you asked them if they accept Jesus Christ as their personal Savior? No, there’s no point in asking them, because they’re not mentally competent. They’re nuts. (And not just a little bit - they’re really fucking nuts.) ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/16 "2018-06-04T19:34:05Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > No, there’s no point in asking them, because they’re not mentally competent. They’re nuts. (And not just a little bit - they’re really fucking nuts.) The probalby think they ARE Jesus Christ then. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-yell-at-me-argentina/815374/17 "2018-06-04T20:13:04Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I wonder, was it Devi’s Food Cake? Doubt it, since that cake is meant to depict a male and Devi is a goddess. [sub]really cool typo, though![/sub] > [@mixdenny](#): > > I don’t even want to mention how my Dolly Parton cake went. All I got was a piece of the foot. > > Dennis Accounting for droopage, you likely got a bit of nip as well.