# Don't you hate it when... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242 "2012-08-03T02:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/1 "2012-08-03T02:01:32Z")
You’re checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz. And then you eventually find out that… -they are way younger than you imagined -you are related to them -or their muscle head boyfriend or big ass bulldyke girlfriend is staring at you Like damn! LOL! WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/2 "2012-08-03T02:06:04Z")
Please!!! No one respond to this brain sludge. She won’t be back after the OP anyway and it’s garbage to begin with. Let’s just nip this in the bud and not respond to the OP, k? Some thoughts are better left in one’s head… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/3 "2012-08-03T02:16:17Z")
Ok, that was a little harsh. Sorry. Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/4 "2012-08-03T11:15:46Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Please!!! No one respond to this brain sludge. She won’t be back after the OP anyway and it’s garbage to begin with. Let’s just nip this in the bud and not respond to the OP, k? Some thoughts are better left in one’s head… You can do what I do, and just don’t bother clicking through on any threads she starts. You know they are going to be simultaneouly stoopid, ignorant and infuriating. Or, if you do open one just for entertainment, then refrain from participating. You can’t get sucked into the maelstrom of sociopathy unless you play along. (ETA: oh, shit. And I was doing so well.) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/5 "2012-08-03T12:14:07Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > You’re checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz. > > And then you eventually find out that… > > -they are way younger than you imagined > -you are related to them > -or their muscle head boyfriend or big ass bulldyke girlfriend is staring at you > > Like damn! LOL! WTF? That’s when I call my lawyer, who is number 2 on my speed dial, and get him to sue the CRAP out of everyone in my way!! I’m so glad I have swift and easy access to him! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/6 "2012-08-03T13:13:11Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > That’s when I call my lawyer, who is number 2 on my speed dial, and get him to sue the CRAP out of everyone in my way!! I’m so glad I have swift and easy access to him! Number 2? Do you have number 1 saved for a club owner or someone else important? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/7 "2012-08-03T14:13:45Z")
“Hey there, sexy girl! I’m-a hafta call the fire department, 'cause yo fine ass _burnin’ up_ today!” “Oh hi, **Uncle Turnip**. Wanna see my new dolly?” “Whoops.” ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/8 "2012-08-03T15:08:58Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > \ > (ETA: oh, shit. And I was doing so well.) Well played sir, well played. ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/9 "2012-08-03T15:20:47Z")
Sociopathy? I’m supposed to be sociopathic now? LOL ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/10 "2012-08-03T15:45:19Z")
Well, what would you call it? ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/11 "2012-08-03T15:53:39Z")
Call what? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/12 "2012-08-03T15:55:34Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > You’re checking out a hot **girl**. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz. > > And then you eventually find out that… > > - **they** are way younger than you imagined > -you are related to **them** > -or **their** muscle head boyfriend or big ass bulldyke girlfriend is staring at you > > Like damn! LOL! WTF? They? Them? Their? Tsk, tsk, tsk… ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/13 "2012-08-03T16:01:49Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > You’re checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz. > > And then you eventually find out that… > > -they are way younger than you imagined So, you think they are a certain age, but you are imagining them younger? Sounds like fun, as long as you don’t go too young. Then OMG! WTF! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/14 "2012-08-03T16:05:18Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > You’re checking out a hot girl. I mean like picturing her naked and all that jazz. > > And then you eventually find out that… > > -they are way younger than you imagined Someone’s been watching the gymnasts! :eek:🆒😃 ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/15 "2012-08-03T16:08:13Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > Someone’s been watching the gymnasts! > > :eek:🆒😃 Well actually some of those chinese gymnasts look like they are 9, when they are actually 20. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/16 "2012-08-03T16:08:48Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > Call what? Exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/17 "2012-08-03T16:13:31Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > Someone’s been watching the gymnasts! > > :eek:🆒😃 LOL! OMG! WTF? LOL! LOL! LOL! Gahhhhhhh! Seriously, **Diamonds 02** , what sort of childish impulse caused you to post something like this? What are you, 15 years old? Grow the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/18 "2012-08-03T16:37:24Z")
These are not terribly uncommon occurances. I am not led to believe that no one else has checked out a woman (or man!) and you find out something about them you wished you’ve never known. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/19 "2012-08-03T16:39:12Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Seriously, **Diamonds 02** , what sort of childish impulse caused you to post something like this? What are you, 15 years old? Grow the fuck up. That would explain the need to be friendly with club owners, otherwise she couldn’t get in. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242/20 "2012-08-03T16:41:48Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > These are not terribly uncommon occurances. I am not led to believe that no one else has checked out a woman (or man!) and you find out something about them you wished you’ve never known. Why? I’m not afraid of my thoughts, only my actions. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/630242.md?page=2)