# Don't you hate it when... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934 "2013-08-23T01:45:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/1 "2013-08-23T01:45:34Z")
you have just had a round of the most incredibly awesome sex you have ever had in your life with your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend, the hottest most incredible let’s try everything lover ever, and the two of you, spent at last, fall down exhausted to bask in the afterglow, and she takes the only dry spot left on the bed? I think that’s more than a little bit selfish, and I am seriously considering lodging a formal protest. Or maybe an official complaint. And don’t try to tell me this has never happened to you. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/2 "2013-08-23T01:54:34Z")
She wasn’t Peruvian. ---
**Author:** ![Kansas\_Beekeeper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kansas\_Beekeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kansas_Beekeeper)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/3 "2013-08-23T02:04:16Z")
Mods, please move this to the Pit so I can use the “T” word. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/4 "2013-08-23T02:05:38Z")
I have never had sex with any gf let alone a Peruvian one. However there was Ernest. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/5 "2013-08-23T03:50:55Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > you have just had a round of the most incredibly awesome sex you have ever had in your life with your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend, the hottest most incredible let’s try everything lover ever, and the two of you, spent at last, fall down exhausted to bask in the afterglow, and she takes the only dry spot left on the bed? In a word, no. With “let’s try everything lovers” I would happily swim in an ocean of wet stuff. You, sir, are a spoiled brat! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/6 "2013-08-23T04:07:46Z")
Are you that guy that was selling real Peruvian hair a while back? Does your GF know why you talked her into going bald? ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/7 "2013-08-23T04:37:19Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > you have just had a round of the most incredibly awesome sex you have ever had in your life with your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend, the hottest most incredible let’s try everything lover ever, and the two of you, spent at last, fall down exhausted to bask in the afterglow, and she takes the only dry spot left on the bed? I think that’s more than a little bit selfish, and I am seriously considering lodging a formal protest. Or maybe an official complaint. And don’t try to tell me this has never happened to you. > [@White SIFL](#): > > In a word, no. With “let’s try everything lovers” I would happily swim in an ocean of wet stuff. You, sir, are a spoiled brat! 🙂 Well now, you lucky guy you. Yeah, he sounds pretty spoiled to me too. Ay caramba, for that kind of behavior, maybe you should have giving her a good spanking…geesh. About “let’s try everything lovers”…you know what they say, “En la variedad está el gusto.” ¿No? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/8 "2013-08-23T04:45:45Z")
That bit of stealth bragging wasn’t very stealthy, now was it? Anyway, how do you know that the bit of the bed she took is any drier than the rest? ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/9 "2013-08-23T04:58:18Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > you have just had a round of the most incredibly awesome sex you have ever had in your life with your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend, the hottest most incredible let’s try everything lover ever, and the two of you, spent at last, fall down exhausted to bask in the afterglow, and she takes the only dry spot left on the bed? I think that’s more than a little bit selfish, and I am seriously considering lodging a formal protest. Or maybe an official complaint. And don’t try to tell me this has never happened to you. You are right, I do find your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend to be a bed hog, that’s why I usually kick her out and send her back to you after we have sex. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/10 "2013-08-23T05:07:29Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > Well now, you lucky guy you. Yeah, he sounds pretty spoiled to me too. Ay caramba, for that kind of behavior, maybe you should have giving her a good spanking…geesh. > About “let’s try everything lovers”…you know what they say, “En la variedad está el gusto.” ¿No? > 😃 Don’t you hate it when…you don’t see a grammatical mistake until it’s too late…UGH! **Given** …not giving. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/11 "2013-08-23T05:33:41Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > That bit of stealth bragging wasn’t very stealthy, now was it? > > Anyway, how do you know that the bit of the bed she took is any drier than the rest? Well, it was my first attempt at a stealth brag. And I **SAW** the one dry spot just before she flopped down on it. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/12 "2013-08-23T05:34:59Z")
> [@stui\_magpie](#): > > You are right, I do find your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend to be a bed hog, that’s why I usually kick her out and send her back to you after we have sex. > > 😃 Thanks for getting her warmed up, Stui. Sometimes it takes a village… ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/13 "2013-08-23T05:39:34Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Are you that guy that was selling real Peruvian hair a while back? Does your GF know why you talked her into going bald? But it took so very little talking… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/14 "2013-08-23T07:43:16Z")
This, kids, is why the gods invented; extra thick blankets, towels, and shower curtains . . . all to be kicked off the bed into a steaming pile. Leaving the actual bed and bedding nice and dry! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/15 "2013-08-23T10:45:08Z")
CMC must have been a Boy Scout, thinking ahead and always prepared. For a night of hot sex, I’m more than happy to sleep on a towel. BTW, it just occurred to me that the same kit could be used to dispose of a body… Remember your safewords, kids! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/16 "2013-08-23T12:06:32Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > She wasn’t Peruvian. She wasn’t a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/17 "2013-08-23T12:27:51Z")
Don’t you hate it when people purposely leave the titles of their sneak bragging exhibitionist Dear Penthouse letters threads deliberately vague so people click to only feel like they’ve been slimed though their screen? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/18 "2013-08-23T12:41:51Z")
If you’re not chivalrous she needs to find someone that is. Man up. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/19 "2013-08-23T13:04:27Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > Sometimes it takes a village… … and then there are no dry spots anywhere in the house. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/20 "2013-08-23T13:08:32Z")
I have to ask, whats a “round” of sex? Eighteen holes? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934.md?page=2)