# Don't you hate it when... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934 "2013-08-23T01:45:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/21 "2013-08-23T13:13:13Z")
No square pegs? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/22 "2013-08-23T13:31:19Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > I have to ask, whats a “round” of sex? Eighteen holes? It’s like a round of drinks. It depends on how many people are present. So in this case yeah, 18. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/23 "2013-08-23T13:39:47Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Don’t you hate it when people purposely leave the titles of their sneak bragging exhibitionist Dear Penthouse letters threads deliberately vague so people click to only feel like they’ve been slimed though their screen? Personally, I like a little slime now and then. I keep a towel handy just for those occasions; one must always think ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/24 "2013-08-23T13:47:43Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > Well, it was my first attempt at a stealth brag. And I **SAW** the one dry spot just before she flopped down on it. Strange. You didn’t seem to mind being in the wet spot earlier. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/25 "2013-08-23T14:09:58Z")
Fail. If that was an actual attempt at “stealth” bragging, I’d hate to see what your normal bragging is like. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/26 "2013-08-23T15:40:47Z")
In terms of ruining the afterglow, farts are up there. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/27 "2013-08-23T15:46:37Z")
[To OP] My heart just bleeds. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/28 "2013-08-23T15:51:39Z")
I’ve had some of that stuff happen. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/29 "2013-08-23T19:28:24Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Don’t you hate it when people purposely leave the titles of their sneak bragging exhibitionist Dear Penthouse letters threads deliberately vague so people click to only feel like they’ve been slimed though their screen? No. I quite enjoy other people getting slimed. I still miss Double Dare and was delighted when Ellen recently slimed those two little british girls. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/30 "2013-08-23T21:29:13Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > Personally, I like a little slime now and then. I keep a towel handy just for those occasions; one must always think ahead. Well, everyone has hobbies. Glad you’re proactive with your towel. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/31 "2013-08-24T04:52:59Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > She wasn’t a girl. That was no wet spot. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934/32 "2013-08-24T06:28:54Z")
Thanks everyone for the laughs. I was having a really bad day at work so I decided to post something silly and naughty (on company time!) just to watch a few sparks fly and wits fly and get a few of the prudish types tsking. Dopers are the greatest! And the sex? It really did happen! Don’t you dare ask for details because frankly my sex life is none of your business! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-hate-it-when/666934.md?page=1)