# Don't you have a girlfriend? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 9, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928 "2012-01-09T16:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/21 "2012-01-09T18:49:42Z")
Uh wow, OP, I’m don’t know why everyone in this thread is being an asshole to you. Sorry that dude was creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/22 "2012-01-09T18:50:03Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#): > > Just because he _said_ he’s got a girlfriend doesn’t mean it’s true. Could be his mental girlfriend. By the way, where is **PSXer**? He was like the best thing about the SDMB in 2010. Haven’t seen much of him the last few months… ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/23 "2012-01-09T18:55:23Z")
Wondering whether his friend’s strategy of offering high school girls money is a good way to get laid, possibly. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/24 "2012-01-09T18:59:53Z")
No, no, I’ve seen **PSXer** here recently. He was [bitching about his chicken nuggets](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637346). ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/25 "2012-01-09T19:02:31Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > No, no, I’ve seen **PSXer** here recently. He was [bitching about his chicken nuggets](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637346). Hey, that’s no way to talk about his testicles! ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/26 "2012-01-09T19:04:05Z")
**PSXer** has redeemed this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/27 "2012-01-09T19:05:13Z")
> [@Myrnalene](#): > > Uh wow, OP, I’m don’t know why everyone in this thread is being an asshole to you. Sorry that dude was creepy. Because the OP (both threads) is yet another in a long line of repetitive trolls? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/28 "2012-01-09T19:13:19Z")
> [@Myrnalene](#): > > Uh wow, OP, I’m don’t know why everyone in this thread is being an asshole to you. Sorry that dude was creepy. [Looks up at top of page.]Yep, still the BBQ Pit. **Myrnalene** , if you’re not going to lambaste the OP, you at least need to include more and more colorful cuss words. I mean, ‘asshole’? That’s fucking lame. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/29 "2012-01-09T19:16:04Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > **PSXer** has redeemed this thread. **PSXer** hath redeemed us all. Blessed be the name of **PSXer**. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/30 "2012-01-09T19:22:39Z")
All hail **PSXer** , and his cold chicken nuggets. ---
**Author:** ![AqualungBats5th](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@AqualungBats5th](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AqualungBats5th)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/31 "2012-01-09T19:28:43Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > Because the OP (both threads) is yet another in a long line of repetitive trolls? :rolleyes: Do you know what troll means? If you’re actually suggesting that the OP is just trying to get a reaction from people, with this material, then you’re pretty easily baited, aren’t you? Also, yes, **Myrnalene** , don’t waste your time saying relevant things. This is the Pit! “Colorful” curses with no particular venom but make us feel clever and stupid jokes are de rigueur here. ps, **Euphonious Polemic** , you think an appropriate response to the OP’s particular complaint is to jokingly creep on her? You’re fucking gross, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/32 "2012-01-09T19:55:35Z")
Welcome to the world of men _daaaaaling._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/33 "2012-01-09T20:03:32Z")
> [@AqualungBats5th](#): > > ps, **Euphonious Polemic** , you think an appropriate response to the OP’s particular complaint is to jokingly creep on her? You’re fucking gross, dude. Take the stick out of your ass, you sanctimonious prick. Or go and join a high school drama queen support group, because you seem to have noticed the the pit is not such a place. ---
**Author:** ![AqualungBats5th](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@AqualungBats5th](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AqualungBats5th)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/34 "2012-01-09T20:29:13Z")
translation: I like that I am gross ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/35 "2012-01-09T20:42:39Z")
> [@AqualungBats5th](#): > > Do you know what troll means? If you’re actually suggesting that the OP is just trying to get a reaction from people, with this material, then you’re pretty easily baited, aren’t you? He recognized an obvious troll, and he’s the one who’s “easily baited”? ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/36 "2012-01-09T20:43:23Z")
> [@AqualungBats5th](#): > > translation: I like that I am gross Oh, I’m much worse than gross. Get creative! How about: > [@](#): > > You’re a squeezing, wrenching,grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. Tip o the hat to C. Dickins ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/37 "2012-01-09T20:56:08Z")
> [@AqualungBats5th](#): > > translation: I like that I am gross Well, who doesn’t? I mean, like that they are gross. I couldn’t comment on how gross **Euphonious Polemic** is. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/38 "2012-01-09T20:59:47Z")
> [@AqualungBats5th](#): > > translation: I like that I am gross So says “aqualung” in the thread. :rolleyes: Does imagining the OP is cross-eyed help? ---
**Author:** ![St\_Jimmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@St\_Jimmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Jimmy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/39 "2012-01-09T21:54:19Z")
Sure, thanks to all the POSITIVE comments. To whoever asked, he was in my youth group, THAT’S how I know he was in college. I’m too stubborn to take his money, I’ve grown up in a sheltered environment, I get angry easily, and LOTS of things creep me out. Oh, and this particular St\_Jimmy is a girl, and yes, Green Day is fucking awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928/40 "2012-01-09T22:03:52Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > So says “aqualung” in the thread. :rolleyes: Are you referring to: _Snot is running down his nose / Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes_ > [@](#): > > Does imagining the OP is cross-eyed help? _…goes jumping in again…_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-you-have-a-girlfriend/608928.md?page=3)