# DONUTS!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 4, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750 "2000-11-04T23:52:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/21 "2000-11-05T16:40:39Z")

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Now I’m all hungry!

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/22 "2000-11-05T19:49:10Z")

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Ahem. Some of us deprived Dopers (ie those of us in the UK) have to wait a while for a decent donut.

How long? Well, look at the sig…

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/23 "2000-11-05T20:55:52Z")

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Donuts are yummy. Especially when covered in chocolate. Yummmy! Although I don’t know why crucifixes remind people of donuts.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/24 "2000-11-07T10:01:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Duke \*  
> **Ahem. Some of us deprived Dopers (ie those of us in the UK) have to wait a while for a decent donut.**

I made the move in June! mmmmmmm … lots of donuts!

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**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/25 "2000-11-07T12:20:40Z")

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Cream cheese danishes are my favourite, currently. Starbucks (I know, the Evil Empire) has good ones.

They just opened a Krispy Kreme store here in Denver. Are they really that good? people were actually lining up the night before to be first in line for them.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/26 "2000-11-07T12:25:37Z")

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I don’t get the appeal of Krispy Kreme… they’re mediocre at best. I miss the old family bakeries in my grandparents’ old neighborhood. Best donuts ever… I doubt any of those places even exist any longer, alas… \<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/27 "2000-11-07T14:40:10Z")

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For anyone who doesn’t think Krispy Kreme donuts are all that good: you must have them warm from the oven, not the ones that have been sitting around for a while cooling off.

I recently went to NYC and was so happy to find a Krispy Kreme right outside my hotel. The first time I went, I got a warm-from-the-oven original glazed, and it was so good I can’t even describe it. The next day, though, I went and the “donut light” wasn’t on - i.e., they weren’t baking at that moment. So, thinking that a sitting-around donut couldn’t be all that different from a fresh one, I bought one. I took it to go and went outside to sit on a bench and eat it, in great anticipation of the meltingly delicious flavor I had had the day before, and … it was disgusting. The “donut” was a cold, sickeningly sweet, greasy blob of dough. It was so repulsive I threw it out after one bite.

So, just in case you are basing your Krispy Kreme opinion on a sitting-around donut, try a fresh one. I am only glad there are no KK shops in my town, because I would surely gain 100 pounds in a matter of weeks.

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/28 "2000-11-07T18:22:40Z")

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last night was the first ever donuts and beer night here in beautiful sunny pennsylvania. yep, that’s right. two dozen donuts and two dozen yuenglings.

I slept the sleep of the righteous.

jb

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/29 "2000-11-07T21:41:32Z")

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I once found myself eating yellow Peeps and washing them down with Budweiser. In the middle of the afternoon. Not drunk first.

An all-time low.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/30 "2000-11-07T21:53:01Z")

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I hate you, obfusciatrist and FairyChatMom.

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/31 "2000-11-07T23:11:48Z")

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missbunny: All but one Krispy Kreme I have ever had warm was straight off the conveyor belt.

Gross.

The cold one was actually a bit better.

I think the problem with KK is they forgot that the “do” in donut stands for “dough”. There is no dough used in a KK, they have just created same ephemeral lattice structure for holding oil.

When it comes to Krispy Kremes there is no there there.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/32 "2000-11-08T03:44:20Z")

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So…how many donuts can you hold with 2 cups of coffee in your hands?

;0 😃

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/33 "2000-11-08T03:52:55Z")

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Anyone else addicted to Tim Horton’s? I love the boston cream and canadian maple. and the strawberry vanilla ::drool:: and for $4 a dozen you cant go wrong!

Fresh Krispy Kremes are the best though.

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/34 "2000-11-08T03:57:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*So…how many donuts can you hold with 2 cups of coffee in your hands?  
> ;0 😃 \*\*

I had problem with that…no I drink my coffee from big gulp cups, 32 ounces a pop, and they’re perfect for dunking donuts, usually from Dunkin’ Donuts, since nobody I know makes them and Krispy Kremes (which are not bad IMHO) tend to be few and far between in my area.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/donuts/39750/35 "2000-11-08T04:07:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*So…how many donuts can you hold with 2 cups of coffee in your hands?
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> ;0 😃 \*\*

That’s what my prehensile tail is for 😃

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