# Doom doom doom...doomy doom doom. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 2, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611 "2010-12-02T01:36:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/21 "2010-12-02T04:42:21Z")
Not only that but 2012 is right around the corner. Add to that a rumor I heard about dogs and cats living together and the outlook is certainly grim… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/22 "2010-12-02T04:42:48Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > Doom doom doom Let’s go back to my room. so we can do it all night. And you can make me feel right. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/23 "2010-12-02T05:15:27Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You forgot about global warming/climate change, overpopulation, loss of fresh water, and nuclear proliferation. And pine beetles. > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Antibiotic resistant diseases, old plagues returning thanks to the antivaxers, oil running out, the oceans becoming anoxic, fishery depletion, eroding topsoil… > [@descamisado](#): > > ♫ Just a ball of confusion ♫ I was thinking more along the lines of, “We didn’t start this fiiiiii-iiiiire.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/24 "2010-12-02T05:19:37Z")
Well, it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it. Two thumbs up. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/25 "2010-12-02T05:27:44Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > We are all doomed you do know that right? I could go in depth, by why bother? just look around. Ignorant robber barons in control of the government, An endless army of religious lunatics willing to blow you up in the name of allah/jesus/whatever. and you and i and everyone else with nothing to do about it. go on and bitch about it and vote new politicians in. Its not like it doesn’t work right?..oh wait. > > There is no light at the end of this tunnel. America is screwed, and so am I and you. Forget that lying coward Obama and his hope and change. the world belongs to people like Sarah Palin and George Bush now. so put on your tinfoil hat and pray to santa jesus to save you. The age of reason is over. Just try to gather some books to read before the evangelicals burn them all. and sing it with me! > > Doom doom doom, doomy doom dooooom.. Aw, don’t be like that - LOOK, I just found you a new [best friend](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=571154)! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/26 "2010-12-02T06:25:05Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I thought this was the new bass riff of the new Snoop Dogg release. Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be sung like the _Two and a Half Men_ title song. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/27 "2010-12-02T06:29:27Z")
I thought it was the “Zoom” song from [1975](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZOOM_%281972_TV_series%29) or so. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/28 "2010-12-02T06:54:42Z")
There’s too many men! Too many people! Making too many problems! Personally, I blame it all on the bees. This whole mess would never have happened if the bees weren’t disappearing. Like rats jumping off a sinking ship, those bees. ---
**Author:** ![Staale\_Nordlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Staale\_Nordlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staale_Nordlie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/29 "2010-12-02T13:15:43Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > Doom doom doom, doomy doom dooooom.. Gir? [Is that you?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ) ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/30 "2010-12-02T13:18:35Z")
With your handle I thought the thread was about the climate summit in Cancun. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/31 "2010-12-02T13:35:28Z")
Baldrick? Is that you? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLybS4jKSCE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLybS4jKSCE) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/32 "2010-12-02T13:46:32Z")
For those planning to hole up in that mountain cabin awaiting Armageddon, remember that kindly **Jackmannii** will accept your valuable earthly goods (you don’t want to be weighed down as Doom approaches). ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/33 "2010-12-02T13:53:39Z")
[Deekin]“Eh… Boss? Boss? Why’s it always Us has ta save the world from Ice Dragons, Medusas, and weak-willed people controlled by undead lizards???”[/Deekin] ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/34 "2010-12-02T14:06:04Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > Doom doom doom, doomy doom dooooom.. Disaster always sounds better in the original Old Entish! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/35 "2010-12-02T14:12:12Z")
♪♪ > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > > You forgot about global warming/climate change, overpopulation, loss of fresh water, and nuclear proliferation. And pine beetles. > > Antibiotic resistant diseases, old plagues returning thanks to the antivaxers, oil running out, the oceans becoming anoxic, fishery depletion, eroding topsoil… It’s the end of world as we know it and I feel fine!♫ ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/36 "2010-12-02T14:21:30Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > … the world belongs to people like Sarah Palin and George Bush now… I think I’d like the story better if it was Clinton and Palin. The press possibilities for something like “Palin takes borrowed $20,000 dress to cleaners for a stubborn stain” or “Monica and Sarah tell all” would be more fun than “Obama to visit Washington D.C. in May.” ---
**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/37 "2010-12-02T15:19:29Z")
It don’t bother me none. I’ll just get raptured\* and go to heaven to live with Jesus. I hear he’s got hisself the latest Xbox _and_ Wii! \*Or get ruptured and have to wear a truss. The print was all blurry on that Jack Chick tract, and I don’t rightly know exactly what he was sayin’ … ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/38 "2010-12-02T15:25:47Z")
Satan has PS3. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/39 "2010-12-02T15:26:58Z")
> [@Cammacdon](#): > > There is no light at the end of this tunnel. America is screwed, and so am I and you. Forget that lying coward Obama and his hope and change. the world belongs to people like Sarah Palin and George Bush now. so put on your tinfoil hat and pray to santa jesus to save you. The age of reason is over. Just try to gather some books to read before the evangelicals burn them all. and sing it with me! > > Doom doom doom, doomy doom dooooom.. Ya know…today is not the best of days. I’m trying very hard not to be sick with the first cold of the winter and I feel miserable. And I gotta teach class today. But I can always count on finding someone, somewhere on Teh Interwebz who is so fucked up in so many ways that I suddenly feel better, probably from the giant belly laugh I had at their expense. And today, it was you, **Camm**. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611/40 "2010-12-02T15:48:11Z")
Schadenfreude…it isn’t just for breakfast anymore… -XT [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doom-doom-doom-doomy-doom-doom/562611.md?page=3)