# DOOMED THREADS **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 25, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615 "2000-11-25T04:02:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/21 "2000-11-26T00:17:04Z")
**Newest Lil’ Kim Video, UUENCODED, part 1 of 3453…** ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/22 "2000-11-26T00:18:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Instant Pleasure \ ***BANNED** > \*\*“I have a complaint to make about a moderator” \*\* Define irony… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/23 "2000-11-26T00:29:57Z")
Tell Me All of Your SDMB Passwords! _Insert Mod/Admin Name Here_ Blows Goats and CAn Kiss My ASS!!! ---
**Author:** ![\_hijack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/c0e974/32.png) [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/24 "2000-11-26T00:36:47Z")
How about **Why are they called “Dopers”?** ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/25 "2000-11-26T06:11:49Z")
> [@](#): > > My Sexual Fantasies about Joe Don Baker I take it you’re a big fan of the movie _Mitchell_. ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/26 "2000-11-26T10:41:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\* > Is it WRONG to be Sexually Aroused by My Cat? > > Those Kids at Columbine Deserved to Die > > Pictures of My Dog’s Bunghole > > My Sexual Fantasies about Joe Don Baker > > You know…I just realized something: I have a sick mind. \*\* My God, **G** , I laughed HARD when reading these. My co-workers thought I had lost it, until I explained my medication was wearing off. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/27 "2000-11-26T11:15:51Z")
DOOMED THREADS if created and posted now. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/28 "2000-11-26T17:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*DOOMED THREADS > > if created and posted now. \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/29 "2000-11-26T17:35:37Z")
MrBlue-yes, but ONLY the MST3K version. Blastfurnace-thanks! (although the sick mind thing wasn’t about a thread…it was just a comment I was making). ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/30 "2000-11-26T18:13:25Z")
**When Gerbils Wont Come Out** **Where is JDT’s Foreskin?** Oh in case anyone was wondering, Most of that explosive/violence/firearms stuff, e-mail me, I’ll probably be able to help you out. ---
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/31 "2000-11-26T18:59:37Z")
**Baby–it’s the _other_ other white meat.** \*] \*\*Please post your Social Security Number here! \*\* **Home phone numbers of the Mods!** **Blood. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.** **How to write your own destructive virus in 3 easy steps** \*[sub]From Austin Powers II–The Spy Who Shagged Me. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/32 "2000-11-26T22:00:14Z")
“There are three words that end with -gry? What’s the third one?” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/33 "2000-11-27T00:36:06Z")
Hey, I hacked one of the Mod’s Passwords!!! \_insert mod/admin name here\_is a Stupid Motherfucking Cunt. Pictures of My Parents Having Sex ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/34 "2000-11-27T04:05:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > MrBlue-yes, but ONLY the MST3K version. Did you see _Final Justice_ by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/35 "2000-11-28T01:10:58Z")
Yep…thank GOD Joe Don didn’t have to do any buffalo shots! ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/36 "2000-11-28T03:10:52Z")
Yes, Joe Don drinking alcohol made from buffalo is a disgusting concept. Oh, you meant that kind of buffalo shot… even worse. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615/37 "2000-11-28T13:41:09Z")
Ask the Necrophiliac. I’m selling copies of Jeffrey Dahmer’s recipe book. Help get Charles Manson paroled. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doomed-threads/42615.md?page=1)