# Door-Pounding Neighbors, Horn Blarers, and Dog-Poop Leavers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/door-pounding-neighbors-horn-blarers-and-dog-poop-leavers/54179>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 12, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/door-pounding-neighbors-horn-blarers-and-dog-poop-leavers/54179 "2001-02-12T18:35:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/door-pounding-neighbors-horn-blarers-and-dog-poop-leavers/54179/21 "2001-02-13T18:07:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gundy \*  
> Neighbor: “Hey. You got a nice ass.”

What I want to know is was he right? 🙂

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> G: (_through teeth_)“No, _asshole_, I’m just a person with more sense and manners than a crusty-ass bitch who blares her horn at 5 in the morning in a resi-fucking-dential neighborhood because she can’t haul her ass out of the car without a prybar!” (I think I may have actually said “out the car” at this point)

Too funny! With your fine rhetorical skills, I hope I never cross you in Great Debates.

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/door-pounding-neighbors-horn-blarers-and-dog-poop-leavers/54179/22 "2001-02-13T18:34:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JeffB \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Gundy \*  
> > Neighbor: “Hey. You got a nice ass.”
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> What I want to know is was he right? \*\*

I refer you to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48661). 🙂

Thanks for the compliment! I don’t know, I was a little worried that things had progressed so far out of control that I actually said “out the car”. I mean, AT LEAST “outta da car”, in respect to my Chicago roots. Probably was doing a little neck-roll, too. Think the phrase “crusty-ass bitch” gets used much in GD?

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> _Originally posted by racerx_  
> \*\*Gundy, keep fightin’ the good fight and good luck in the new place. Hope you like it as much as I like my new place.

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Hey, thanks! Glad to see it CAN work out!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/door-pounding-neighbors-horn-blarers-and-dog-poop-leavers/54179/23 "2001-02-13T23:55:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \*  
> > \*\*Hey **feather** , in our city, it is illegal to leave your keys in your car with your car running if you aren’t in it (prevents car thefts and whatnot). Why don’t you call your local PD and see if it’s the same for your area? If so, next time Bonehead Neighbor leaves truck running, call the cops. \*\*
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> Better yet, take the van and dump it a couple of miles from the house (just make sure you have someone to drive you back)…and leave the keys in it. \*\*

Excellent plans, both of them. I personally was leaning towards explosive weapons. Actually, I live in a restricted parking neighbourhood, so I am living for the day that he parks his truck overnight in the 2-hour zone. Bye-bye, Mr. Truck. Hope he doesn’t shell out the $65 to get his truck back (more than this heap is worth, I’m sure.)

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/door-pounding-neighbors-horn-blarers-and-dog-poop-leavers/54179/24 "2001-02-14T01:05:19Z")

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**tubagirl, Gundy, Rosebud** thanks 🙂 Just curious.

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