# doorhinge, answer the question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 3, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817 "2015-09-03T14:52:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/61 "2015-09-04T04:46:48Z")

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> [@doorhinge](#):
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> If it wasn’t for media outlets like Fox, the public wouldn’t hear anything about many of the important issues of the day. Like ol’ Hillary’s email scandal. Shhhhhhhh. It’s like a great, big, political secret or something.

Shhhhhhhh, keep the secret: it was the [New York Times](http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/03/us/politics/hillary-clintons-use-of-private-email-at-state-department-raises-flags.html?_r=0) that [broke the Clinton email story](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/20/new-york-times-clinton-email-scoop_n_6911502.html), not Faux.

Oops, I forgot, all you listen to is Faux, so if Faux doesn’t say it, it doesn’t exist. Gotta love your logic.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/62 "2015-09-04T05:01:51Z")

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Sure, the _Times_ printed the story first, but the story isn’t really broken until Fox gets ahold of it.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/63 "2015-09-04T05:57:56Z")

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Fox breaks pretty much everything it gets its hands on, including breaking the objectivity, breaking the facts, and breaking the credibility.

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/64 "2015-09-04T07:06:27Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I keep confusing **doorbean** and **Stringhinge** , or whoever they are. Could someone help me keep them straight?

Stringbean is an “I’m not a racist but…” racist. He really, really wants to say nigger, but he can’t, and that upsets him.

doorhinge is a fucking idiot who has convinced himself that using phrases such as “good ol Hillary’s good ol’ email account” makes him sound smart.

One thing I will say about doorhinge…

He really doesn’t seem to be racist, he just stupidly follows whatever path conservative media tells him to follow.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/65 "2015-09-04T13:25:48Z")

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Well thank God no liberals ever do that sort of stupid shit.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/66 "2015-09-04T13:55:25Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> So, Fox News isn’t journalism, it is political advocacy like most other news outlets? Have I got your position correct?

> [@doorhinge](#):
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> No.

> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> And why not? What do you see in Fox that makes it an outlet for legitimate reporting in a way MSNBC is not?

I repeat.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/67 "2015-09-04T13:57:17Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> I repeat.

You’re going to have to start a new thread on MSNBC. He won’t want to hijack this thread, and those are **doorhinge** ’s rules.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/68 "2015-09-04T14:02:49Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Well thank God no liberals ever do that sort of stupid shit.

Speaking of crank magnetism, a PSA:

All should be aware that FX, aka [Captain Amalgam](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=717960&page=3)here should not be consulted regarding any dental health issues in [Great Debates or anywhere else.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18659261&postcount=388)  
The crank magnetism is strong with this one.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/69 "2015-09-04T15:15:40Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Well thank God no liberals ever do that sort of stupid shit.

Ooh. Snap.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/70 "2015-09-04T15:22:41Z")

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One thing you learn from this here Dope board, is that liberals are always right, and only other people are ever wrong about anything. And they are not just wrong, they are wrong on purpose, and so stupid they don’t even know they are wrong.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/71 "2015-09-04T15:24:32Z")

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If they are wrong on purpose…that is to say, if they chose to be wrong…then how could they do that without knowing which thing is wrong?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/72 "2015-09-04T15:30:25Z")

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Don’t ask me! It’s what I see people claiming here.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/73 "2015-09-04T15:33:49Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Don’t ask me! It’s what I see people claiming here.

Give us an inapplicable out-of-context example.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/74 "2015-09-04T15:36:33Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Give us an inapplicable out-of-context example.

It would be a thread hijack, and it won’t matter at all.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/75 "2015-09-04T15:50:12Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> One thing you learn from this here Dope board, is that liberals are always right,…

No, when they’re wrong they admit it and it’s over within a few posts. It’s the conservatives who won’t admit they’re wrong, dig in their heels, and drag a subject out for pages (or even years) that just make things look so lopsided.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/76 "2015-09-04T15:53:48Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> No, when they’re wrong they admit it and it’s over within a few posts.

Of course, of course.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/77 "2015-09-04T15:55:38Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> It would be a thread hijack, and it won’t matter at all.

This is a thread \*about \*hijacks. You’ve got a green light.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/78 "2015-09-04T15:57:11Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> No, when they’re wrong they admit it and it’s over within a few posts. It’s the conservatives who won’t admit they’re wrong, dig in their heels, and drag a subject out for pages (or even years) that just make things look so lopsided.

Oh dear. You haven’t met Elvis, I guess. You lucky bastard.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/79 "2015-09-04T16:06:32Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> It would be a thread hijack, and it won’t matter at all.

Shit, don’t stop now, you’re totally killing 'em with your snappy rejoinders! Dennis Miller, look out!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doorhinge-answer-the-question/729817/80 "2015-09-04T16:12:52Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Oh dear. You haven’t met Elvis, I guess. You lucky bastard.

Well, it’s not universally true. But look through the “Stupid Liberal Idea of the Day” thread; some of the offered ideas get disagreed and debated, but you’ll also see “yeah, that is a stupid idea” and it’s over after a few posts.

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