# Dope-A-Ween DC/MD/VA/PA/DE 10/27/01!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061 "2001-08-13T17:17:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/361 "2001-10-29T00:07:42Z")
Although she refuses to register, **Mrs. Cheek** insists that I post right now, so she can put in a couple of comments (I’m not gonna get banned for havin’ a sock, am I?) But first, I get to add my own happy comments: To **Jonathan Chance** , many, many, many thanks for the party, the invitation, and the free food. The Diet Coke was above and beyond, but greatly appreciated. Thanks to **Zappo** for the ride to and from the hotel. You’ll note that the inside of your car is a pristine as before, solid proof that no one “yawned” anywhere near it. However, you lose points for introducing my wife to the outlet malls. 😉 'Twas wonderful meeting all the Dopers in person, those I hadn’t met before: **Sara** (You’re welcome!), **moi, that\_darn-cat, Neidhart, Geobabe, Lucretia, Bluesman, Airman Doors, Miss Robyn, John Corrado, Weirddave, gobear, iampunha** , those I had met before: **dcnewsman, Montfort, Anniz** and **RTFirefly**. If I missed anyone, please feel free to mention it in the Pit. 🙂 And much gratitude to the non-Dopers who nonetheless helped to make it a wonderful time, particularly **Lady Chance** and the little **Chanclet** (or perhaps **Opportunity**?) K, here’s **Steph** : _Thanks again to the **Chances** for a wonderful time and outstanding hostfullness. Besides meeting my husband, this was the first time I’ve attended an event where so many people knew each other but had to introduce themselves… isn’t it fun?? A little secret: from the threads that Andrew had forwarded to me (mostly about the party) where I “met” some of you for the first time, I was only about 25% on the mark for what you’d be like in person…!! Anyway, I was still a little shy and feel like I didn’t try as hard as I should have to talk to all of you more, but I’d like to thank **dcnewsman** for chilling with me in the background for a while… and **Zappo** for the ride, and for being such a cool guy to hang out with in general. Oh! And also, thanks to **N4S** for being a perfect introduction to the crew… friendly, polite, and a smart kid to boot…! If it wasn’t for you, I might have chickened out before we made it there…😉 xoxo, stephanie_ She even figured out the coding on her own, and she still refuses to sign up. What’s a guy to do? At any rate, many thanks again, and we’ll hope to see you guys, and others, next time 'round. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/362 "2001-10-29T00:40:43Z")
That’s it, I say we hunt down Stephanie, Matt (gobear’s wonderful SO) and John Corrado’s SO (whose name I forgot, but whose sparkling wit and fabulously sarcastic comments added greatly to the merriment) and tickle them until they register. I forgot to commend **Lucretia and Bluesman** on their great costumes and on their fabulously behaved children. The kids were adorable, smart and funny to boot. Also, **Bluesman** is the handsomest Doper I’ve ever met and I was positively blinded by his good looks. Then I was blinded by **Geobabe’s** boobies, and I couldn’t see straight for the rest of the evening. **Zappo** , your story about Senor Mysterioso (sp? I hope I got that right) was absolutely hilarious. I have two years of college left to have that much fun. I’ll get started on planning right away. I believe the funniest quote of the evening went to a non-Doper, but was reported by **Moi** : after Moi introduced herself and asked for the non-Doper’s screen name, the non-Doper said, “Oh, I’m not ‘DOPE’!” I thought that was hilarious. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/363 "2001-10-29T00:43:02Z")
This thing isn’t on page 9 YET?! I thought we were going to get this puppy up to ten pages! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/364 "2001-10-29T00:45:33Z")
One more try: I can’t wait to see the photos! If anyone wasn’t planning on posting them, please send them my way. And we might as well replace the STRAIGHT DOPE banner with the pic of Bluesman, the M&M, and Geobabe. We’d hit 20,000 members in, like, 9 seconds. If this doesn’t hit 9, I’m giving up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/365 "2001-10-29T00:47:46Z")
Hey! It’s my 1600th post! Rock on! This is it, for real. If it doesn’t hit nine pages with this post, I’m throwning in the towel. So, JC, you have one of these in spring? I think Jay mentioned that. He didn’t say if it included Dopers, too, though. Okay, here goes! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/366 "2001-10-29T00:49:47Z")
Oh, I forgot to thank **Weirddave** for driving me home. It was greatly appreciated. Thank God I didn’t have to drive. Really, this is it! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/367 "2001-10-29T00:51:09Z")
Damnit! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/368 "2001-10-29T00:52:00Z")
Are we there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/369 "2001-10-29T00:59:56Z")
I think we’re getting closer… Closer… Closer…! Almost there! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/370 "2001-10-29T01:48:06Z")
Lord God Awmighty… She’s gone bonkers. All for love of Tootsie Pops. Ah one! Ah Two-hoo! Ah Three! _crunch_ Three. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/371 "2001-10-29T02:06:51Z")
You know, **Sara** , if we turned this into one of those detested flirt threads I think it might hit 9 pages before tomorrow. ::sees **Jonathan Chance** out of the corner of his eye:: Hey! What do you mean, turn this fine, upstanding MPSIMS thread into a _gasp_ flirt thread! What—I say, What—are you trying to do here? **Jonathan** had a fine, upstanding MPSIMS thread into at _gasp_ … ::realizes he already typed that:: Hey, folks, with my brain still mush (and I have a midterm tomorrow . . . ) you’re lucky you’re getting complete sentences with verbs. Verbs in those sentences, even:D ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/372 "2001-10-29T02:34:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > Mad props to the Ultimate Cheesesteak chef Airman Doors and the lucky women who gets to eat his cheesesteak, MsRobyn. > > > > I really didn’t mean that the way it sounded. Oops. 🙂 > > I’m just hoping he left the ‘special sauce’ off, yesterday evening…😃 > > ::_D&R like hell_:: \*\* Wouldn’t you guys all like to know? 😉 Anyway, the party was a blast. I’d like to thank **JC** and his wife for being such excellent hosts, as usual. It was a pleasure seeing everyone again, and it was a great pleasure meeting those of you I hadn’t met before. Thanks for all your encouragement RE: my imminent departure to the Air Force, and thanks for voting my cheesesteak #1 (as if there was any doubt in my mind at all…). **Weirddave** , your steak was quite good, and I think you’re right, if we did it ten times, it would probably be a break even contest. My hat is off to you. **MsRobyn** and I did indeed have a good time. I think we’ll just leave it at that. 😉 I put her on her plane around 7:15 or so, so she should be getting back home around midnight. Maybe she’ll check in as well. Again, it was a great honor to be in such esteemed company. I hope to see you all again in about a year or so. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/373 "2001-10-29T03:39:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > Wouldn’t you guys all like to know? 😉 I think most of us already know;) > [@](#): > > I put her on her plane around 7:15 or so, so she should be getting back home around midnight. Too . . . many . . . jokes . . . ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/374 "2001-10-29T04:04:27Z")
This is my last ditch effort. Did anyone else watch “UC: Undercover” tonight? Is Oded Fehr the sexiest man alive (after Bluesman, of course)? I thought the plot was great, you guys should watch it next Sunday if you haven’t yet. It’s a terrrrriiiiifffffiiiiiiic show… Okay, I really give up now. It’s a hard job, but someone’s got to do it. It might as well be me. Off she goes! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/375 "2001-10-29T04:04:43Z")
Well, I _finally_ got back at 10:00 PM-ish, after leaving **JC’s** at 10:00 AM. Wow. I must say that the dopefest was amazing. I’m very glad that my first turned out so great. **JC** , your hospitality is unmatched by any. **Geobabe** , rather than make a comment on your most luxurious, most excellent breasts, I’ll move on. **N4S** , there’s noy way in Hell I won’t be at NYC dopefest. **iampunha, moi, that\_darn\_cat** , where to start…you three are awesome. I hope I get to see you three again soon. **Zappo** , your insane, college antics are an inspiration to me. **Lucretia** and **bluesman** , you are to of the coolest married couple with kids I have ever met. To anyone else I forgot (which is a bunch of you) you are all as witty and charming in real life as you are on the boards. Hope to see you all as soon as possible. Peace out, ~bouv ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/376 "2001-10-29T04:08:03Z")
Hey bouv, I’m glad to see you got home safely and that you had a good time. See, we really are harmless (except for Geobabe, of course. She’s very dangerous.) Good night! (If this doesn’t put it on page 9, I sincerely give up :mad:) ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/377 "2001-10-29T04:09:37Z")
I meant… :mad: That’s my face right now. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/378 "2001-10-29T04:14:48Z")
Egads, where to begin? 😃 Well, suffice to say, I think I have a huge crush on all the Dopers. Y’all are great. Meeting **Montfort, Anniz and John Corrado** was like meeting rock stars in my book. Though **Zappo** has a warm and fuzzy place in my heart for his “rocks the freakin’ Casbah” description of me. **TDC** and I would love the opportunity to see you again, so definitely look us up should you be in the 'Burgh! 🙂 (Looking over this thread again, I also have to admit a fondness for **RT** for his proliferation of the smilie on page 7. My face feels like that right now, too.:D:D:D) Nice ta meetcha, **Lucretia** (the one with the legs!) and **Geobabe** (the one with the boobs!) and **Bluesman** (the one with a lady on each arm!). **Lucretia** , please tell your daughters that I say “Hiyah!” I had great fun hanging out with both of 'em. Um, what else? Mucho gracias to the **Chances** –sorry I missed my opportunity to say g’bye this morning, **JC**. Not that I was especially coherent anyhoo, not until the four-hour drive was over, and I got a much-deserved nap. Finally: **N4S** and **WeirdDave** are as cute in person as you’d expect. **Doors** is not intimidating and will go out of his way to prove it. **punha** and **bouv** are the Eastern Bloc (she means it in a good way ;)). **MsRobyn** has the best giggle. **Neidhart** knows all that I know about German. And (all together now): _The cow is not a Doper, the cow is not a Doper, hi-ho-the-dairy-o, the cow is not a Doper._ [sub]( **TDC** will be along shortly to make sense out of that last bit.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/379 "2001-10-29T04:16:13Z")
Just, you know, FYI, **Sara** , we’ve got like 25 posts until this thing hits page 9. So unless we start to get mad updates from a lot more people, it looks like this thread will sort of sputter short of 9 pages. Oh well. Guess we won’t get to fulfill JC’s hopes of a ten-page thread. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/380 "2001-10-29T04:16:50Z")
I’ll make it a try to get it on page 9. And **Zappo** if you don’t put the pcitures up somewhere, so do please e-mail them to me, thanks.🙂 **JC** , yes teh dress was mine, he wanted to have my wedding dress first, but I said no to that, was afraid something would happen to it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061.md?page=20)