# Dope-A-Ween DC/MD/VA/PA/DE 10/27/01!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061 "2001-08-13T17:17:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/441 "2001-10-30T14:04:57Z")
**AD** , you’ve been at the level of stud-monkey attractiveness to me since I first identified you as cash on the hoof. You know I like money. Maybe we can work out some sort of direct deposit deal from your Air Force pay. **Geobabe** , I told you the goal was 10 pages. I want this to be the longest Dopefest thread ever. Anyone know what the record is? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/442 "2001-10-30T14:57:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > > \*\*Jesus, when did I become a popular, humorous stud? Not that I mind, of course. 😉 > > > > Next time I’ll come wearing a sleeping bag. Then if you can get past Robin (which will not be easy :)), you can have your way with me. How does that sound? \*\* > > Yeah, I can put up one hell of a fight. I’m very protective of what’s mine. 😃 > > Y’know, after this weekend, I consider myself the luckiest Doper woman alive. 🙂 > > Robin \*\* OK **gobear** , here’s the plan. . . I’ll burst into the room wearing a big smile and maybe some aftershave, and while **MsRobyn** is swooning, you sneak in behind me and make a beeline for **AD** , got it? OK. . .break! 😃😃😃 Uh, **Airman Doors** , why are you walking toward me with that big pointy stick? My shoes are perfectly straight, thanks. Hey, look over there! ::runs like hell:: Zap! PS- Robin, I think Dave can echo that sentiment. . . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/443 "2001-10-30T15:06:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zappo \* > \*\* > Uh, **Airman Doors** , why are you walking toward me with that big pointy stick? My shoes are perfectly straight, thanks. Hey, look over there! > \*\* Dear Lord above… The **last** thing we need is talk of **Airman Obsolete Band** walking at people with his large pointy stick. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/444 "2001-10-30T16:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neidhart \* > \*\*and I seem to have caught your sore throat. 🙂 \*\* And I’m home sick today with a sore throat, too. And **Anniz** ’s is a little ticklish as well. Hmm. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/445 "2001-10-30T17:51:40Z")
Good lord. I didn’t even go to the thing, and I want you to hit 10 pages! This is sick… So, we there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/446 "2001-10-30T17:55:55Z")
Just a few more posts… So the Dope-A-Ween had its own sore-throat brand name is that what I’m hearing? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/447 "2001-10-30T17:59:49Z")
Well, **Zappo** , I’m grateful for the thought, but **Airman Doors** is a flaming heterosexual, so he would not be able to appreciate my attentions. But he is definitely much man: big, strong, handsome, ruggedly masculine. He may have to replace **Thinksnow** as my Official SDMB Crush. ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/448 "2001-10-30T18:09:20Z")
Hmmm…it looks like this thread quickly deteriorated but I want to add my thanks to Jonathan and Mrs. Chance for throwig such a great shindig. Now I return you to Pun taking this thread even more off track… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/449 "2001-10-30T18:19:33Z")
Thanks **dcnewsman**. I appreciate the appreciation. Think I could get declared official SDMB host? Is there like, an election or something? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/450 "2001-10-30T18:24:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*Well, **Zappo** , I’m grateful for the thought, but **Airman Doors** is a flaming heterosexual, so he would not be able to appreciate my attentions. But he is definitely much man: big, strong, handsome, ruggedly masculine. He may have to replace **Thinksnow** as my Official SDMB Crush. \*\* You’re quite welcome, **gobear**. But I must admit helping you was not really the reason I came up with my fiendish master plan. . . 😉 **Geobabe**? **moi**? **Nacho4Sara**? Some help here, maybe? Zap! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/451 "2001-10-30T18:25:07Z")
JC: I have a sore throat now too (which is why I’m posting and not in my two afternoon classes today). It must have been the big orgy we all had in your bed when you were out on the porch. > [@](#): > > But he is definitely much man: big, strong, handsome, ruggedly masculine. Absolutely agreed. And he sure looked cute in his soccer uniform. I say we start calling him Davelicious. That’ll give those Air Force studs something to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/452 "2001-10-30T18:26:52Z")
_ **SCORE!!!** _ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/453 "2001-10-30T18:27:25Z")
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh! I was hoping to be the first guy on Page 10 but you beat me to it! Ah well, if I had to lose at least I lost to you, Sara. Zap! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/454 "2001-10-30T18:28:19Z")
DAMN!!! If it weren’t **N4S** I’d be really pissed right about now. I’ve been readin’ and waitin’. Jes’ bidin’ my time. A-waitin’ for the time to hit the top of page 10. Well, Sara, you **finally** got your wish about being the first post on the page. (and page 10 no less) My hat is off to you. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/455 "2001-10-30T18:44:34Z")
I knew we could do it! I knew it! And I knew **Spritle** was out there…lurking…like a shark…waiting for his opportunity! He doesn’t attend Dopefests…just Dopefest threads! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/456 "2001-10-30T18:44:36Z")
Well, congrats to **N4S** for being #1 on page 10, **JC** finally had his wish come true. And I must apologize, for I know that I was responsible for many of the germs going around. I arrived with a rather nasty cold, and apparantly everyone else took it home with them. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/457 "2001-10-30T18:56:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*He [Spritle] doesn’t attend Dopefests…just Dopefest threads! \*\* Wait a cotton-pickin’ minnit!!! I slurped salsa with fellow dopers when **Pucette** came to DC. I also enjoyed the pleasant company of _many_ dopers on **RTFirefly** ’s deck. [sub](that’s DECK, you pervs)[/sub] And where, might I ask, were **YOU** at these events? Hmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/458 "2001-10-30T19:14:40Z")
**Typhoid bouv** , that’s what we call him. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/459 "2001-10-30T19:24:11Z")
So far, I have escaped **bouv** ’s germs. See, working out regularly has its points! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/460 "2001-10-30T20:47:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > But he is definitely much man: big, strong, handsome, ruggedly masculine. > > Absolutely agreed. And he sure looked cute in his soccer uniform. > > I say we start calling him Davelicious. That’ll give those Air Force studs something to talk about. \*\* I can definitely agree with that, N4S. He’s going to be the best-looking one at graduation. And he’s MINE! 😃 Congrats on 10 pages, JC! Robin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061.md?page=24)