# Dope-A-Ween DC/MD/VA/PA/DE 10/27/01!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061 "2001-08-13T17:17:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/481 "2001-10-31T14:47:38Z")
Careful there, **AD** , you’re a young man! Don’t cross her! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/482 "2001-10-31T16:15:12Z")
:suddenly dopers look towards the horizon about an inch below where sea meets sky. Right at the edge where the water turns silver.: Did I just see a fin? Dunno, I think I saw a shadowy outline out there. Should we worry? Let’s just wait and see. :Jes’ bidin’ my time.: ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/483 "2001-10-31T16:42:47Z")
We could, of course, frustrate you and kill the thread here. We’ve already acheived my Dope-A-Ween stated goal of 10 pages. How 'bout a show of hands for who wants to frustrate **Spritle**! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/484 "2001-10-31T16:52:13Z")
Gosh, after reading all about **Geobabe** ’s breasteses and about the M&M dispensation therefrom, and all the following comments and **knowing that I missed it** , trust me, I’m frustrated alright!! ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/485 "2001-10-31T20:30:58Z")
Lead! Lead! I spoke oto soon, I now officially have **that\_darn\_cold**. Knew I shoulda left **bouv** alone! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/486 "2001-10-31T20:34:25Z")
Was **Bouv** handing out kisses or something? If so, I will make sure I’m in line next time because he is way handsome! ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/487 "2001-10-31T20:34:59Z")
oto, of course, being feline for _too_. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/488 "2001-10-31T21:17:31Z")
No, I was not [sub]unfortunatly[/sub] handing out kisses. I was, though, coughing and sneezing on everything and everyone at **JC’s** house. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/489 "2001-10-31T22:05:08Z")
Well, **Spritle** , that’ll learn ya to miss a Dopefest! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/490 "2001-10-31T23:36:59Z")
I find it positively confusing that I, who wore all of a flimsy tanktop and boxers for a goodly portion of the night, do not have a cold. I would speculate on the reasons for this, but decency again prevents me from speaking more. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/491 "2001-10-31T23:43:42Z")
Nobody’s germs liked ya, I guess, **pun**. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/492 "2001-11-01T01:10:19Z")
Hell, I wore a just barely legal get-up, and I’m perfectly healthy. Been slipping **Bluesman** the tongue and everything. I think we’re just hardier than the rest of these girly-dopers, 'pun. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/493 "2001-11-01T02:19:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucretia \* > Hell, I wore a just barely legal get-up, and I’m perfectly healthy. Been slipping **Bluesman** the tongue and everything. > > I think we’re just hardier than the rest of these girly-dopers, 'pun. I am Hanz, und zzis is Franz, und togezzah ve will pomp ::clap, point:: **you** ohp. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/494 "2001-11-01T03:32:53Z")
Woo! 11 pages here we come! And I’m not sick. Nor is baby Kate. Here’s something for you guys. Can you believe that my neighbor Susan… This woman: [http://www.wooleysark.com/ween2001/graphics/102701-56p.jpg](http://www.wooleysark.com/ween2001/graphics/102701-56p.jpg) is 7 and 1/2 months pregnant in this shot? Baby Jessica in that picture is 14 months old and Susan, because she’s breast feeding, never got her period back. Or so she thought. They just told us yesterday. How’s that for a kick. No idea and then BANG! 6 weeks to prepare for kid mark two. And I made fun of them asking when they were going to kick out another one. Life’s funny that way, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/495 "2001-11-01T15:16:15Z")
Hi **JC**. Just doing my bit to get you to 11 record-breaking pages. Y’know, it’s Thursday and I’m feeling fine. Guess I didn’t get any of the germs **bouv** was handing out. Must have been doing something wrong. . .Ah well, it’s the story of my life. Zap! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/496 "2001-11-01T15:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucretia \* > **…and I’m perfectly healthy.** I saw the pictures. Yes, you are. Still here, Spritle ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/497 "2001-11-01T18:08:12Z")
Well I guess I’m just going to have to try harder to ‘share the wealth’ at the next dopefest. Hmmm… is it page eleven yet? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/498 "2001-11-01T19:05:51Z")
Nice sig **bouv**. Yeah, that’s the word. What’s the over-under on when the mods close this one? ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/499 "2001-11-01T20:26:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*Nice sig **bouv**. Yeah, that’s the word. > > What’s the over-under on when the mods close this one? \*\* I give it 11 pages, then they’ll close it like state troopers raiding a bachelor party. Is it 11 pages yet? How about now? Now, maybe? Now? Damn. Zap! ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/500 "2001-11-01T20:29:32Z")
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