# Dope-A-Ween DC/MD/VA/PA/DE 10/27/01!!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061 "2001-08-13T17:17:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/81 "2001-09-20T16:06:18Z")

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Thank you for the offer, Zappo. Should AD not be able to make it, I may take you up on it.

I did check the Southwest site, and found a cheaper fare from a much closer airport.

Robin

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/82 "2001-09-20T16:10:35Z")

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Man, and I thought this thread was done.

I’m really glad to see people are still interested in the party after everything that’s happened.

Anyone can contact me at [nwooley@pur.com](mailto:nwooley@pur.com) for hotel information. I’m happy to provide it. There’s a Days Inn in Leesburg and a few B&Bs for people who like that sort of thing.

And **Montfort** and **Anniz** are getting married this weekend. I think we should all do something to commemorate that fact when they come (as they said they will) to the Halloween party!

Who’s with me here?

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/83 "2001-09-20T16:48:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> And **Montfort** and **Anniz** are getting married this weekend. I think we should all do something to commemorate that fact when they come (as they said they will) to the Halloween party!

Yeah, we’ll be there. Last weekend we were checking out the Lakeforest Mall, across the street from our new apartment (we’re moving the weekend before your party) and we wandered into the Halloween costume store there. I saw a perfect costume for **Anniz** , but she was a bit shy about being a Perky Viking. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/84 "2001-09-20T16:57:05Z")

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Typecasting?

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/85 "2001-09-20T20:26:25Z")

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Saturday, October 27th happens to be the second anniversary of my marriage to **Valkyrie**. Personally, I am of the opinion that getting really really smashed and making a total ass of myself would be a fine way to celebrate, but that’s probably not going to fly. On the other hand, a party may just be what the doctor ordered 'round about then. Will get back to you on that but put three of us down as provisionals - me, **Val** , and the Tzeroling.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/86 "2001-09-21T15:52:52Z")

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OK, here’s some hotel information. Not recco’s here. Just what hotels are reasonably close to the palatial (and soon to have a new steel roof!) Chance estate.

Here’s some hotel info:

Leesburg:

Days Inn Leesburg 703-777-6622 (About 15 miles from the house)

Catoctin House B&B 800-851-3305 (About 2 miles from the house)

Catoctin House is set right in the tiny lovely town of Hillsboro. And they ain’t too expensive.

So the guest list right now looks like:

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Montfort  
Anniz\*  
iampunha  
Lucretia, Bluesman and the most polite, well-behaved children the world has ever known  
Weirddave  
Tranquilis\*  
RTFirefly (who should just paint a mustache on and talk fast)  
Zappo\*  
Geobabe  
Tabeitha  
MannyL  
SNenc (if we can make the sale…)  
lurkernomore  
TP  
Gobear and BF  
Jess  
Airman Doors (if the USAF keeps up its triflin’ ways)  
plnnr  
MsRobyn  
Olentzero  
Valykrie  
Tzeroling  
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So that’s 27 so far (Ooo…28 if you count me!).

What’s the record?

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/87 "2001-09-22T13:53:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*So that’s 27 so far (Ooo…28 if you count me!).
> 
> What’s the record? \*\*

I think somewhere in the 50s from the NY DopeFest last January. Still, it’s a _great_ number for being outside a major metropolis! 😃

And I’m still working on **lurker** , trying to get us out of that maybe column and into the definite. (And I’m even still working toward the maid’s outfit for him. The only problem is, I’ve been working so hard at talking him into that, I haven’t figured out what _I’m_ going to wear yet! :))

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/88 "2001-09-22T14:26:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> \*\* Still, it’s a _great_ number for being outside a major metropolis! 😃
> 
> \*\*

OOOH! You,…you…you, NY snob, you! 😛 You DO realize that Balto/DC metro area is 7.5 nillion people, don’t you? “outside a major metropolis”, my ass!😉

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/89 "2001-09-22T14:27:41Z")

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_Finally…_  
Something to do on Halloween! 🙂  
Is there still the option to camp on the Chance lawn, btw?

And **Anniz** ’ll be there! Which means I can get my drink from **Montfort** with perfect supervision.

Now that I know **lurker** is coming in a maid’s costume, I just have to talk **cat** into that faerie ensemble…

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/90 "2001-09-22T14:31:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Weirddave \*  
> \*\*OOOH! You,…you…you, NY snob, you! 😛 You DO realize that Balto/DC metro area is 7.5 nillion people, don’t you? “outside a major metropolis”, my ass!😉 \*\*

But it’s not happening _ **IN** _ Balto/DC, is it? Like the NY DopeFest did. That’s all I meant. Sheesh! You Balto/DC Dopers really are sensitive, aren’t you? 😛

Oh, and btw, Dave, just how many people _are_ 7.5 **n** illion, anyway?

_d&r_

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/91 "2001-09-22T14:35:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by moi \*  
> \*\*Now that I know **lurker** is coming in a maid’s costume, I just have to talk **cat** into that faerie ensemble… \*\*

It’s still only a maybe on **lurker** , but I’m trying. You know. I think we should get all the guys in drag. Would that just make the best Dope-A-Ween? We could have a best legs contest and…

Ok, I’ll shut up now. 😃

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/92 "2001-09-22T14:45:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> \*\* You Balto/DC Dopers really are sensitive, aren’t you? \*\*

Nah, just Dave, aka “Mr. Ask Me About Baltimore” 😛

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/93 "2001-09-22T15:35:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> \*\*  
> Oh, and btw, Dave, just how many people _are_ 7.5 **n** illion, anyway?
> 
> _d&r_ \*\*

More than a pair. 😛

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/94 "2001-09-22T15:44:02Z")

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Dope-A-Ween, eh? Well, I would love to go, but I definitly lack a way to get there. (same problem as with the Vermont Dopefest.)

Well, if anyone has to travel from/near the Albany area, I would love them if they could manage to grab me, Hell, I’ll even give you a couple of bucks for your trouble (and I’ll manage to procure some spirituous beverages, how 'bout that?)

Well, that’s all I have to say.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/95 "2001-09-25T13:49:10Z")

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Well, while we look to Washington/Baltimore (and that’s the proper order for that) we’re one hell of a long way out in the sticks.

Try this on for size: In event of nuclear strike on the capital…we’re outside the destruction radius. Even minor league damage ain’t supposed to hit us.

**THAT’S** how far out we are.

**moi** , I dare you to get cat in the fairy ensemble. I dare you. And you’re more than welcome to camp here if you’d like.

The offers still open to all!

So what does that leave us:

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Montfort  
Anniz\*  
iampunha  
Lucretia, Bluesman and the most polite, well-behaved children the world has ever known  
Weirddave  
Tranquilis\*  
RTFirefly (who should just paint a mustache on and talk fast)  
Zappo\*  
Geobabe  
Tabeitha  
MannyL  
SNenc (if we can make the sale…)  
lurkernomore  
TP  
Gobear and BF  
Jess  
Airman Doors (if the USAF keeps up its triflin’ ways)  
plnnr  
MsRobyn  
Olentzero  
Valykrie  
Tzeroling  
moi and cat  
\*\*

The numbers growing…

I may just burst into song here again! Be warned!

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/96 "2001-09-25T14:30:23Z")

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Jonathan,  
TP and I are still maybes. We have job schedules, etc to arrange.

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/97 "2001-09-25T14:38:18Z")

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Just checking in for a quick note: **hedra** is doing well, so I’m still pretty sure I’ll be available. However, should there be sudden need for New Uncle-type duties, that may change.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/98 "2001-09-25T15:11:24Z")

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And I understand all that, both of you.

But heck, I’m an optimist! Think of all the:

Free food  
Free beer  
Free wine  
Scantily clad doper-babes

_…_

What was I saying again?

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/99 "2001-09-25T15:31:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*And I understand all that, both of you.
> 
> But heck, I’m an optimist! Think of all the:
> 
> Free food  
> Free beer  
> Free wine  
> Scantily clad doper-babes
> 
> _…_
> 
> What was I saying again? \*\*

Yeah, but \*\*TruePisces \*\* is trying to make me a #4!:eek:

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-dc-md-va-pa-de-10-27-01/76061/100 "2001-09-25T15:39:21Z")

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Hey, think how cute you’ll look!

Us?

We’re thinking of dressing Baby Kate as Tinkerbell, Lady Chance as Peter and Me as…Hook.

No one come as a crocodile, please.

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