# Dope-A-Ween II: Attack of the Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2002, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736 "2002-09-09T23:55:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/181 "2002-10-31T15:19:38Z")
I’ve looked all over for the broom and haven’t found it. LAdy Chance tells me the kids were out back in the woods for a bit. If it’s out there it won’t be found until doomsday. I’ll look again today and run it down there if I find it. I don’t know what the clasp looks like. Can you give me a clue? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/182 "2002-10-31T16:08:17Z")
It’s got two metal diamond shaped black clips on each side, and elastic or something between them. You can sort of see it here: [http://tinyurl.com/2chu](http://tinyurl.com/2chu) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/183 "2002-10-31T18:44:23Z")
Dominic left his broom in the corner of the living room near the door, and that’s where it was when we left. (Not that that’s any help now, of course…) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/184 "2002-11-01T01:49:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > Plus I’m fat and ugly, so I’m pretty sure it was wishful thinking on my part. Feh. Bah. And hooey. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/185 "2002-11-01T02:06:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > Why is it that at every one of these parties I end up sitting on the floor in the kitchen, back to the dishwasher, with a glass in my left hand and a bottle of plum wine in the other? My guess about the dishwasher is that it has a smoother surface than most of the other things you can lean back against while sitting on the kitchen floor. As to the rest of it: you can’t fall off the floor. 🙂 The missus and I had a great time! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/186 "2002-11-01T02:14:23Z")
You know… After reading these threads no one is going to believe that I actually am a very light drinker. Really. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/187 "2002-11-01T02:15:56Z")
So am I. I had root beer and orange soda all night 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736/188 "2002-11-01T02:21:09Z")
I had one drink that felt like seven, due to the Benadryl. Poor Dave had to drive home. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-ii-attack-of-the-dopers/127736.md?page=9)