# Dope-A-Ween III DC/VA/MD/PA/WV/NC 10/25/03

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 12, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298 "2003-09-12T22:28:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/101 "2003-09-23T23:38:34Z")

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Oooh! Oooh! I know what my costume is gonna be!

But I’m not telling! Nyanya!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/102 "2003-09-24T00:30:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tramp \*  
> I have a large, low brow Philadelphia fiancee

No hyphen? All of a sudden a certain Julie Brown song is running through my head.

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> \*Originally posted by norinew \*  
> Wow, with all this insider-type talk, I feel like I’m being given admission into the Secret Society. Or, perhaps I am just the token Uninitiated that you all allow to attend each year, just so that you’ll have someone to laugh derisively at.😉

We don’t laugh derisively at fellow Dopers.

However, the fact that we’ve all survived the initiation rites at one time or another has a lot to do with why we’re all so twisted. This time, it’s your turn. **JC** will have a waiver for you to sign at the door. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/103 "2003-09-24T01:05:19Z")

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So, some advice (from a mod, maybe)…

I’ve sent the evite to everyone who posted in this thread.

Would it be kosher to send it to everyone who posted in the recent ‘MAD’s! We’ll all be drowned by Isabelle’ thread? That’s a fine collection of locals, too.

Opinions?

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/104 "2003-09-24T01:21:11Z")

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Bring 'em all, if you can handle the overflow. I’ll work the velvet rope if you like.

**tramp** , I am cheesesteak making greatness personified. I should be after having done it for 7+ years. I get all my stuff from Philly, and I make them the right way, only better. I add my own kamikaze-Benihana style to it. It makes them taste better, and it scares the hell out of everyone nearby when I start tossing knives and stuff. 🙂

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/105 "2003-09-24T01:23:13Z")

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> _Originally posted by RTFirefly_  
> JC will have a waiver for you to sign at the door.

Well, damn, now I’ll have to amend my evite to include **two** guests, so I can bring my lawyer, too!😉

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/106 "2003-09-24T01:23:57Z")

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Hey, if you’re up for it so am I.

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**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/107 "2003-09-24T02:12:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \*  
> \*\*  
> **tramp** , I am cheesesteak making greatness personified. I should be after having done it for 7+ years. I get all my stuff from Philly, and I make them the right way, only better. I add my own kamikaze-Benihana style to it. It makes them taste better, and it scares the hell out of everyone nearby when I start tossing knives and stuff. 🙂 \*\*

I’ve had one of Dave’s cheesesteaks. I think you underestimate their artery-hardening goodness.

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/108 "2003-09-24T02:22:52Z")

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**Airman’s** cheesesteak was the first and only cheesesteak I’ve ever had. It didn’t turn me off of cheesesteaks, I just know that any cheesesteak I eat will never be able to live up to his cheesesteaky goodness.

I tell ya, it’s a helluva way to lose your cheesesteak virginity. 😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/109 "2003-09-24T04:40:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \*  
> **tramp** , I am cheesesteak making greatness personified. I should be after having done it for 7+ years. I get all my stuff from Philly, and I make them the right way, only better. I add my own kamikaze-Benihana style to it.

Amusing anecdote here … it was getting late (well, by WMATA standards, as **Captain Amazing** had to RUN to get onto the last metro train of the night) when we left, and in the heat of getting everyone together and saying goodbyes [sub]and giving a select few goodbye gropes[/sub], I forgot to bring along the second ch **AD** made me.

I was less than amused by this, as I was A) still hungry and B) pursuant to A, planning to eat it on the way home/at home.

**JC** , for my two cents feel free to invite the entire doper community if you like. There’s certainly more’n a few folk from the Isabel thread I’d love to see there. Folks I (and you and a few others as well) have been “talking” to for a few years now but never met in person. What better opportunity to meet them than dressed as someone else?😃

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/110 "2003-09-24T12:21:45Z")

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I suppose my question is more: Is it kosher to send e-vites to people who haven’t espressly indicated their desire to receive one in this thread?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/111 "2003-09-24T13:16:46Z")

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Why the hell not? If they’re creeped out, they’ll tell you. I always tell you when you creep me out, don’t I?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/112 "2003-09-25T00:27:33Z")

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[Badger costume](http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=3000(BuyCostumes)&PCatID=&ccatid=)

Just a tad out of my price range, but figured I’d post it as a public service.

Still no mushrooms, though.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/113 "2003-09-25T00:57:12Z")

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Hmmm. Get a couple of them, mount a couple of power packs on the back and Atomic Badger Racing might become a reality!

So, should I bring anything? For you folks, I would consider making the infamous chocolate truffles, aka “chocolate heroin”, aka “Oh baby, oh baby, oh!”

I’m also hoping I’ll be able to talk **Polycarp** into joining us.

CJ

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/114 "2003-09-25T01:03:42Z")

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Poly RSVP’d to me today saying he’d try to make it if he can.

Bring stuff…everyone is encouraged!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/115 "2003-09-25T02:59:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \*  
> \*\*If you take a bus to Carlisle, it’ll run you about fifty bucks or so, round trip. (Come down Friday, spend the night, and we’ll go down about lunchtime.)
> 
> Robin \*\*

OK, I think I might do that. I’ll email you about some specifics.

Hooray! Bouv is going to Dope-A-Ween!

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/116 "2003-09-25T03:13:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Siege \*  
> **So, should I bring anything? For you folks, I would consider making the infamous chocolate truffles, aka “chocolate heroin”, aka "Oh baby, oh baby, oh!"**

Yes, yes, you should definitely bring those.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/117 "2003-09-25T04:17:04Z")

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Well … public sex is discouraged, but what about chocolategasms?

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/118 "2003-09-25T04:53:35Z")

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House deal fell-through. Now a possibility we might make it. Remote, 'cause we’ve not managed one yet, but we keep trying…

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/119 "2003-09-25T13:54:57Z")

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There’s an evite out there with no email to send to, Tranq.

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**Author:** ![Keith\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/22d042/32.png) [@Keith\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keith_Berry)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-a-ween-iii-dc-va-md-pa-wv-nc-10-25-03/201298/120 "2003-09-26T04:13:36Z")

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I’ll be there. Had a blast at the one in June.

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