# Dope withdrawl

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-withdrawl/356381>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-withdrawl/356381 "2006-05-11T15:54:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-withdrawl/356381/1 "2006-05-11T15:54:35Z")

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So, I’m about to leave on a two-week research cruise.

On a boat.

With no internet.

I’m going to go into withdrawl! It’s gonna be like detox for a net-addict. Should make some print outs to take with me? (I’m sure it helps like methadone helps with heroine detox.) Sadly, I don’t have any of the books; I didn’t think about it soon enough. Am I going to get the shakes? Headaches? Vomitting? (Well, probably the vomitting; it looks like we are going to be leaving into a couple of different storm systems. Yea!)

What would you do if your couldn’t read the SDMB for half a month?

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-withdrawl/356381/2 "2006-05-11T15:55:54Z")

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> [@JustAnotherGeek](#):
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> What would you do if your couldn’t read the SDMB for half a month?

I might actually get work done!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-withdrawl/356381/3 "2006-05-11T16:04:31Z")

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Well, since dad’s a member, I’m sure I’d hear a lot of “wow, you should see all the stuff on there since you left!” That wouldn’t surprise me at all. Yes, dad doing that and something fun happening when I turn away.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dope-withdrawl/356381/4 "2006-05-11T16:55:38Z")

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1. Count the number of times you say “cite?” in casual conversation.

2. Compose OP’s in your head. Note when you begin dreaming in vB format.

3. Say hi to Opal.
