# Dopefest At Persephone's House--The Party In Progress!!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 12, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140 "2000-08-12T22:01:02Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/1 "2000-08-12T22:01:02Z")

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Hi everyone! The Dopefest is happenin’ here at my house. Here’s the list of folks who are here so far:  
xploder, his wife, & his oldest daughter  
pipefitter  
Milossarian  
Shadowfox & her son Alex  
Me (Persephone) and my family (there’s too many to list)

We’re still expecting a few more, any time now! The Dopers here will be posting off & on, to tell you how things are going, and if we’re lucky, we’ll get a few drunken ramblings as well! We’ll be keeping an eye on the Boards for any suggestions for fun stuff to do, but if you have any suggestions, keep in mind there are children present. Save the risque stuff for after 10 pm, 'mkay?

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### Author: ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/2 "2000-08-12T22:10:38Z")

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Just checking in to say _Party on_ .

I wish some boffin would invent a teleporter so I could go to all these shindigs.

Have a good one 😃

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### Author: ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/3 "2000-08-12T22:14:22Z")

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While you all are sucking up the beer,  
revelling in the gaiety of good company,  
probably drawing smilies willy-nilly about the house,  
I’m steaming through the remnants of Hurricane Alberto!

Good on ya! Have **milo** do a boilermaker for me.

Who brought the Twister game?

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/4 "2000-08-12T22:16:24Z")

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Cranky writing now…ShirleyUJest and I just showed up. Everyone is still fully clothed.

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### Author: ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/5 "2000-08-12T22:18:56Z")

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Hope you all are having fun!

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/6 "2000-08-12T22:38:16Z")

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Updated list of Party Folks:  
xploder  
Milossarian  
Shirley Ujest  
CrankyAsAnOldMan  
pipefitter  
Shadowfox  
Persephone

plus several kids and a couple of my IRL friends!

Everyone is sitting out back around the barbecue, and xploder is flippin’ the burgers. No one is drunk yet, but we’re working on it! 😃

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/7 "2000-08-12T23:06:33Z")

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So far, my first dopefest, and all is going well so far. No general drunkedness yet, but it is being worked on!!!

Waiting for the twister to come out!!!

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/8 "2000-08-12T23:11:53Z")

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Hi Mom!

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/9 "2000-08-12T23:35:56Z")

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This is Shirley, checking in and helping to pad Cristi’s post count.

xploder is grilling up three kinds of flesh on the grill ( chicken, ribs, burgers and weeners).

Everyone is really nice and we are discussing our favorite threads of late.

So far, everyone just about pissed their proverbial pants over Goat Porn and somebody’s thread about a gas attack ( that I haven’t read yet)

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/10 "2000-08-12T23:41:06Z")

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Man, these people are nice! I can’t believe they drove to my house for this!

Gonna have to do something about the post count, though. I don’t want to claim posts that aren’t actually mine. If any moderators read this, can you let me know if it the posts can be divided amongst the actual posters?

Woohoo! I am DEFINITELY gonna do this again!

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### Author: ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/11 "2000-08-13T00:08:07Z")

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You know, I love living in the Pacific NW.

Usually.

However, it seems like doperfests are happening all over the country, except for here.

Sigh.

So, as once again I couldn’t make it to the party, someone please have a club soda for me? With lime.

Have a wonderful party, and please make sure that someone ends up with a new tattoo for the “Dope tat’” page?

Evidentally, I am going to have to live doperlife vicariously.☹

Scotti

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/12 "2000-08-13T00:20:32Z")

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Xploder here…Cristi’s hubbie and I are about to pull out the equipment and start jamming…close yer ears 😉  
Actually, we’re gonna rock the town…Cristi’s hubbie Tim on Lead, Xploder on Rythym, Milossarian on Vocals and whatnot…everybody else on cheers and jeers…

WOOHOO!!!

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/13 "2000-08-13T00:54:00Z")

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**Shadowfox, front and center**

Having a good time. Pipefitter had to leave early because he has to work tomorrow morning (crazy thing, working on a Sunday). The guys are having a jam session in the backyard and the neighbors are annoyed, but who cares?

Shadowfox

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/14 "2000-08-13T01:08:25Z")

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Just put BabyGuy to bed. He’s been busy all afternoon, charming the socks off the ladies in attendance. The gentlemen are playing (too loud) in the backyard. They sound good, really! You guys can probably hear them.

Milo is looking for a boilermaker recipe. We’ll have to make a liquor run, but if ChiefScott says drink, we drink. 😃

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### Author: ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/15 "2000-08-13T01:11:39Z")

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Persephone,

Look on the first of the MB page…people can log out and log in from there.  
Sounds like you are having a good time!

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### Author: ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/16 "2000-08-13T01:23:20Z")

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I didn’t think I could remember my password (no, not the drinking… my limit is one beer since I have to get home tonight) but I’m so used to my computers recognizing me, I haven’t had to login in a hen’s age. But I figgered it out.

Mosquitoes are chomping away. Milossarian has been doing some mild whimpering about that, prompting a heated debate over whether the fact that there aren’t mosquitoes in BFE (where he is from) makes him a wuss-boy, or makes him a lucky bastard. WAIT! Is this a making of a Great Debate?!?!?

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### Author: ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/17 "2000-08-13T01:24:26Z")

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P.S. We forgot to add that Brenda (aka Brenda the newbie) is also here! And most welcome.

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### Author: ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/18 "2000-08-13T01:42:59Z")

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It’s me again. I remembered my password, so now I’m posting under my own name. The guys were outside jamming, but some of the neighbors threatened to call the authorities, so they packed it up. I’m not drinking tonight because I have a two hour drive home tonight, plus the fact that I have one of my kids with me.

Anyway, just telling you all that the clothes are still on and nobody has puked on themselves yet, but we are working on it.

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### Author: ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/19 "2000-08-13T01:54:05Z")

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For the record, I would like to say I do not feel I was **whining** about mosquitos.

I was merely noting that we have had a cool, dry summer Up North with few bugs, and I wasn’t fully prepared for the bad-assed, chip-on-their-shoulder Flint mosquitos.

I hate to disappoint ChiefScott, but we don’t have any whiskey for a boilermaker.

Does it count if I drink a lot of beer and visit Purdue’s web site?

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 13, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dopefest-at-persephones-house-the-party-in-progress/29140/20 "2000-08-13T02:01:28Z")

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I didn’t hear Milo complaining about the bugs. I swear I didn’t. But the mosquitoes here do have attitudes!

Cranky, Shirley, and Brynda have just left. Truly excellent people, all of them! I want them to come back someday. This is so great.

Now the guys have pulled out their acoustics, and they’re jamming in the living room. Woohoo!

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