# Doper Brat Pack come forth!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974 "2004-09-03T16:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/1 "2004-09-03T16:44:22Z")
Emergency meeting has been called! (ahem) \*\*Paging CandidGamera Paging Really Not All that Bright Paging harmless Paging Hal Briston Paging kittenlm Paging Rufus Xavier Paging misstee Paging TellMeI’mNotCrazy Paging mlerose Paging Chastain86 Paging Cluricaun Paging BiblioCat Paging jackelope Paging torie Paging wolf\_meister Paging Hot Buttered Toast Paging Ghanima Paging Lady Kate Paging elfkin477 Paging Jimmy Chitwood Paging Nightwatch Trailer\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/2 "2004-09-03T16:54:47Z")
**strides in, wearing sunglasses** So **'tick** , what’s up? You gotta job for us or something? **lights up cigarette and waits for other brats** ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/3 "2004-09-03T16:55:21Z")
_sniffles_ I didn’t make the list. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/4 "2004-09-03T17:01:31Z")
who’s buying lunch? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/5 "2004-09-03T17:10:04Z")
_::: wanders in :::_ Where’s the beer? I was told there’d be beer! Are the jalapeno poppers ready? **Tiggrkitty** , you’re more than welcome to be here. Find a chair and make yourself comfy. Put that damn cigarette out, **Ghanima**! This is a non-smoking thread! _::: wanders off in search of beer and munchies :::_ Can’t have a damn meeting without something to drink and eat… What are we, heathens? I think not! ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/6 "2004-09-03T17:17:17Z")
Yay! I’m in! **brings in queso and chips and sets them on the table** ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/7 "2004-09-03T17:20:22Z")
**Ghanima** , good to see you doll 😉 **TiggrKitty** I apologise profusely. You see the man at the door is having a little trouble distinguishing the Brats from the regular dopers. Something about not displaying their **BRAT PACK INSIGNIA** cough wheeze cough **Rufus** and **BiblioCat** , welcome. The bar is now open for food and refreshments. Pull up a couple chairs and I’ll get us all some Martinis. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/8 "2004-09-03T17:25:13Z")
Wasn’t there a thread recently having something to do with “thinking of something, and someone else starting a thread on that topic the next day”? If so, this qualifies. It just occurred to me yesterday that the SDMBBP hasn’t had any official functions/keggers/beer blasts/panty raids/revolutions/congressional runs as of late. : grabs seat near **Ghanima** yet far from **BiblioCat** , and lights up a smoke of his own : So, what’s the good word, **tick**? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/9 "2004-09-03T17:27:44Z")
_takes another drag uncrosses legs_ What are you gonna do, ban me for smoking? **re-crosses legs** Besides, I didn’t say it was a TOBACCO cigarette, did I? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/10 "2004-09-03T17:39:11Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > If so, this qualifies. It just occurred to me yesterday that the SDMBBP hasn’t had any official functions/keggers/beer blasts/panty raids/revolutions/congressional runs as of late. > > : grabs seat near Ghanima yet far from BiblioCat, and lights up a smoke of his own : > > So, what’s the good word, tick? Ahhh, you see, that’s why I…::notices **Ghanima** uncrossing and crossing legs::…er, like this man. ::grabs **Hal** round shoulders:: He gets straight to the point, he’s where the action is. But there’s no need to be hasty. What I have to say will be worth the wait. **Ghanima, Hal** if you follow me I’ll show you to the smoker’s room, I got some Cubans you may enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/11 "2004-09-03T17:51:22Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > _takes another drag > uncrosses legs_ > What are you gonna do, ban me for smoking? > **re-crosses legs** > Besides, I didn’t say it was a TOBACCO cigarette, did I? Oh, it’s that Wacky Tabacky, huh? Since I don’t have the power to ban anyone, guess I’ll just have to open all the windows. Puff away, my dear. **Hal** , you should have told me it was a panty raid. I would have worn my _nice_ panties. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/12 "2004-09-03T17:54:22Z")
Cubans? : looks through the harem : I don’t think I have any cubans! : follows **nocturnal\_tick** & **Hal Briston** in search of cubans to add to the harem : ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/13 "2004-09-03T17:56:58Z")
**harmy** , good to see you. The cubans (cigars, that is, not harem bitch- I mean members) are there right next to the Kahlua. 🆒 I’ll give it another half hour then I’ll make my big address. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/14 "2004-09-03T17:57:49Z")
\<\ **Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/15 "2004-09-03T18:07:20Z") _He glanced up from his glowing computer screen, towards the window. The dark of night was divided - outside, projected on a cloud, was the glowing circular disk with the silhouette of an extended middle finger. “The Bratsignal!” he cried. Leaping from his workstation, he stepped to the bronze bust of Cecil Adams on the nearby table. Deftly lifting its hinged head, he pressed the button, sliding back the shelf of DVDs, revealing the fireman’s pole that descended… to the Bratcave._ Yes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/16 "2004-09-03T18:11:06Z")
::lurking:: Psst. **Hal** , [BRufus/B], **harmless**! What’s going on? I’m lonely. Everyone left me. CM closed it. What’s going on here? What’s that smell? Kinda skunky. ::ducks back behind stack of boxes:: ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/17 "2004-09-03T18:14:01Z")
**wolf\_meister** here !!! I would have been here sooner but I was chatting in the Naughty Medieval Lesbian Wench Dungeon of Punishment Chat Room. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/18 "2004-09-03T18:14:06Z")
Cluricaun, CandidGamera welcome…15 minutes to go. Here’s come Martinis. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/19 "2004-09-03T18:25:00Z")
Hey Tick, good to see you again. Thanks for the martini’s and happy labor day weekend to us all! Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/20 "2004-09-03T18:30:42Z")
:: Psst :: Hey, **PussyCow**! Over here, behind the dry ice sculpture! Take a close look at these snack pack kids. See anything strange? That’s right! They’re all _socks_! \*\*Handy \*\* is back! whew…I’m getting dizzy… :: asphyxiates on CO2 :: \> thud \< [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974.md?page=2)