# Doper Brat Pack come forth!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974 "2004-09-03T16:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/21 "2004-09-03T18:33:08Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Here’s come Martinis. 😃 :dubious: Ah. One of _those_ kind of parties. No, _thank you._ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/22 "2004-09-03T18:36:42Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Psst. **Hal** , **Rufus** , **harmless**! What’s going on? Don’t worry 'bout it, **MeowMoo**. It’s just a meeting of our world-controlling ultra-secret society. I have a feeling that nominations for new members may wind up on the agenda. When that happens, you’ll be a shoo-in for inclusion. We’ll let you in on the secret handshake and required sex acts then. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/23 "2004-09-03T18:36:48Z")
Ladies and Gents, Cats and Kittens. Welcome to, what I hope is the first of many… **Doper Brat Pack Weekend Extravaganza** I know I’ve promised you something like this for a long time and I want to make sure that you didn’t feel I had left you guys. Tonight is the night when we show this message board the meaning of fun. So get those beers on ice, break out the Baileys, order in some takeout if you want, because tonight the internet is our playground. Alright down to business: Tonight we are going to starting off with a little poker, courtesy of our good friends at Yahoo![sup]TM[/sup] Here is the website: [http://games.yahoo.com/games/login2?page=po](http://games.yahoo.com/games/login2?page=po) If you do not have a Yahoo! account then you’ll have to sign up if you want to play. Please use your doper names, it’s just easier that way. You find me waiting in Social Lounge 6. When I see your names I’ll invite you on. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/24 "2004-09-03T18:44:14Z")
So, I see our illustrious self-appointed leader is one of those people who plan major events the same day they’re supposed to happen. 😛😉 Can’t make it. Will be away from the computer until Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/25 "2004-09-03T19:03:37Z")
Oh, I see. Guileless Flying Turtle is so cool with the Batman references, but when the chips are down and his brethren need him, he flies off to demolish Tokyo or some other pit-worthy endeavor. I have some RL things happening tonight, but I will try to stop in to play for a few. I’m sure you will recognize me by my username. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/26 "2004-09-03T19:05:15Z")
And who says spontaneity doesn’t pay off. :mad: ☹ No, you have your fun in the real world tonight **Rufus**. It looks like my carefully designed plan has come crashing down to Earth. Alas I never was the greatest planner. So keep the beers chilled, put that takeaway on hold, because next Friday, it’s be there or be square.\* We will have this party, we will prove to the SD community that we are a partying force to be reckoned with. \*Actually it’ll be more like be there or I’ll be the sad loner sitting at his computer. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/27 "2004-09-03T19:19:10Z")
I can show you a really cool secret handshake that involves an udder. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/28 "2004-09-03T19:32:13Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > It looks like my carefully designed plan has come crashing down to Earth. Did you say ‘carefully designed?’ You need to lay off what Ghanima’s been smoking, pal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/29 "2004-09-03T19:32:44Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > And who says spontaneity doesn’t pay off. :mad: ☹ > > No, you have your fun in the real world tonight **Rufus**. It looks like my carefully designed plan has come crashing down to Earth. Alas I never was the greatest planner. So keep the beers chilled, put that takeaway on hold, because next Friday, it’s be there or be square.\* We will have this party, we will prove to the SD community that we are a partying force to be reckoned with. > > \*Actually it’ll be more like be there or I’ll be the sad loner sitting at his computer. ☹ No, no, you guys go ahead, don’t ditch on my account. I’ve just gotta go visit the parents this weekend. (Momthra, and King Dadorah, natch) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/30 "2004-09-03T19:37:51Z")
So, how does one go about becoming a Doper Brat? Is there an application form? Some sort of practical test? Do I need someone to sponsor me for membership? Or do I just show up with beer? ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/31 "2004-09-03T19:42:14Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Did you say ‘carefully designed?’ You need to lay off what Ghanima’s been smoking, pal. Hey, I resemble that remark!! Can’t make it this Friday darlin’, I’ve got a date. But next Friday…that is a different story. > [@wolf\_meister](#): > > **wolf\_meister** here !!! > > I would have been here sooner but I was chatting in the Naughty Medieval Lesbian Wench Dungeon of Punishment Chat Room. Share the wealth, man. What’s the url? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/32 "2004-09-03T19:56:50Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Did you say ‘carefully designed?’ You need to lay off what Ghanima’s been smoking, pal. 😃 : pounces on what Ghanima’s been smoking : MINE! : _snarl, hiss, swipe, swipe!_ : Can I still drink? 😛 I had to create a new profile. harmless isn’t available, so look for your **harmless\_harem\_mistress**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/33 "2004-09-03T20:01:49Z")
:::: struts in :::: ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/34 "2004-09-03T20:18:06Z")
I see that others have their social agendas for the long weekend. Far be it from me to “preach” but I thought the Doper Brat Pack™ must be the highest priority in the lives of any of its members. Nevertheless, since this was just a “test”, I’ll go back to the Naughty Medieval Lesbian Wench Dungeon of Punishment Chat Room. Let’s see, I was just about to apply the nipple clamps. [evil laugh] BWA-HA-HA !!! [/evil laugh] ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/35 "2004-09-03T20:19:14Z")
Am I late? I’m always late. It’s my “thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/36 "2004-09-03T20:35:03Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > So, how does one go about becoming a Doper Brat? Is there an application form? Some sort of practical test? Do I need someone to sponsor me for membership? Or do I just show up with beer? There is a very complicated and exclusive screening process, most of which involves slipping large sums of cash in my direction. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/37 "2004-09-03T21:13:12Z")
Hey **Tick**? What hours of operation are we scheduling for tonight’s tourney? Inquiring minds want to know. I have plans to take Cardsfan out for his birthday and after that I am in! (might even get him to join in) btw…is this strip poker? Strip poker is fun. If it’s just 5 card then I am going to be slightly bored. _::: turns on the orange and purple lava lamp, plops down in her red beanbag and twists the top off a Shiner Bock :::_ Okay NOW I am comfortable. Anyone want one? _::: points to the metal tub full of Shiner beer :::_ ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/38 "2004-09-03T21:25:26Z")
I’m in… if anyone tells mehow to actually get “in”… As it were… yetius\_maximus on that yahoo dealio. If you can’t find, I’m probably hunkered in a dark corner of the Graffiti rooms. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/39 "2004-09-03T23:20:27Z")
I thought we were going to throw stuff at passing automobiles. Where’s the danger, man, where’s the risk? … Or is that tomorrow’s activity? :dubious: Here’s a schedule proposal from yours truly. **Fri.** 8 p.m. Throw stuff at passing automobiles 9 p.m. Throw stuff at parked automobiles Bedtime! **Sat.** 10 a.m. Yu-Gi-Oh! card exchange 12 Noon Lunch at Johnny Rocket’s 1 p.m. Roundtable discussion of the Bush and Kerry speeches 1:15 p.m. Cookies and milk 2 p.m. Go Fish! 4 p.m. Extreme tiddlywinks 6 p.m. Dinner at **tick** ’s house (bring friends!) 8 p.m. Ohhhh…GOSSIP! 10 p.m. Break into warring factions Sleepsville! **Sun.** 11 a.m. Can anyone say IHOP? 1 p.m. SHOPPING! 4 p.m. RETURNS AND REFUNDS! 5 p.m. The Everybody-Hide-From- **Hal** Game 8 p.m. Forage for food in the wilderness because we’ve been banned from **tick** ’s house and fridge 12 Midnight Late-night scavenger hunt Ridin’ the Snooze Train! **Mon.** 12 Noon Discuss the origins and meaning of Labor Day 12:03 p.m. The Try-To-Find- **Hal** Game 3 p.m. Street corner Goth-mocking session 7 p.m. The Big One. […] Are you ready? […] _BABY FREAKIN’ GENUISES 2_! 10 p.m. Psychiatric analysis 12 p.m. Try to piece together the shards of your shattered life. Cry yourself to sleep on your pillow! Oh…this is an _Internet_ get-together? Darn it all. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/40 "2004-09-03T23:33:40Z")
**Rob Lowe saunters in with a video camera, a gallon sized jar of Vaseline, and a vial of Viagra.** Lowe: A Brat Pack reunion? _I am **so** ready._\* Who here does anal? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974.md?page=3)