# Doper Brat Pack come forth!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974 "2004-09-03T16:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/41 "2004-09-04T00:33:41Z")
Hi, Rob. come on in. Here, you might wanna bite down on this 18"DHIBJD while I snap on these cold white rubber gloves… OK…hmmmm…well, I think you’ve got some swelling in the prostate area. You should probably seek professional help. Thanks for stopping in, you’ve been a real trooper… ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/42 "2004-09-04T00:44:24Z")
I’m there, but great googly moogly if I know what’s going on! 😕 Well, besides the usual porn adds, that is! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/43 "2004-09-04T01:44:32Z")
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIII’MMMMMMMMM HERE!!! Ummm…What’s up? ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/44 "2004-09-04T01:49:05Z")
I went to the URL but no one was there. ☹ Help me. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/45 "2004-09-04T04:50:24Z")
> [@torie](#): > > I went to the URL but no one was there. ☹ > > Help me. Apparently the party is off… > [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > It looks like my carefully designed plan has come crashing down to Earth. Alas I never was the greatest planner. So keep the beers chilled, put that takeaway on hold, because next Friday, it’s be there or be square.\* We will have this party, we will prove to the SD community that we are a partying force to be reckoned with. …until next week. I’m not much of a poker player anywho. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/46 "2004-09-04T06:51:22Z")
**Nightwatch Trailer** , bravo. I motion we approve the proposed agenda! -Ghani ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/47 "2004-09-04T07:52:16Z")
“I waive we move the meeting of the minutes from the last reading. Right Dad?” George Dubya attending his first board meeting. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/48 "2004-09-04T11:29:39Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Alas I never was the greatest planner. So keep the beers chilled, put that takeaway on hold, because next Friday, it’s be there or be square.\* We will have this party, we will prove to the SD community that we are a partying force to be reckoned with. > > \*Actually it’ll be more like be there or I’ll be the sad loner sitting at his computer. ☹ I somehow missed this and sat around waiting for people. I hate it when I don’t get the memo! Now what am I going to do with all the queso and chips? \*::: dumps more ice on the Shiner Bocks ::: \* I know what to do with the beer. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/49 "2004-09-04T12:13:58Z")
If there is a lesson to be learned from this whole fiasco is that my timing is crap. I log off and suddenly everyone’s up and raring. :mad: Alrighty here we go: **DOPER BRAT PACK EXTRAVAGANZA** **FRIDAY 10TH SEPTEMBER AT 22:00 GMT** Your secret instructions will be e-mailed to you Until then I will be online tonight from 8pm till very, very, very late. That means that there will be no way I will miss any of you if you are on tonight. So I will be here, at this very thread waiting to greet you all. Cynthia will check in your coats and tonight’s special is the Caesar Salad. Martinis, beers, wines, shots and chocolate milkshakes will be waiting for you and I promise, **AS OG IS MY WITNESS** , I am going to make this work! ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/50 "2004-09-04T19:09:34Z")
Well… If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again and they always say that the third time is a charm. So not to be one who learns from his mistakes I am back with a vengeance…well some teenage angst at least. But enough of my attempt at an all impressive speech, on with the games… I’m in the mood for a good ol’ fashioned (naughty) online slumber party. Yup, nothing like a good ol’ fashioned (naughty) online slumber party to remind you how youthful and bratty we all are. So pull out the jimjams and grab hold of your teddy bears (Yes I have a teddy bear. His name is Lincoln.) and let’s get ready to roll… Are we all sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin… **The Odd One Out Game** Ok, so I’m guessing you have all come across this game before. Frankly if we are going to be considered a club we are gonna have to actually know something about each other. So what better way than revealing our deep, dark (naughty) secrets to each other. Just in case you don’t know the game each Brat gives three statement about themselves, two being true and one a lie. The aim is to guess the lie. Just to show that I’m a good sport, I’ll go first: 1. I have practised Witchcraft 2. I was once arrested for streaking 3. I have earned the nickname “Spanky” for… certain reasons The winner will not be the Brat with the most number of correct guesses but rather who has the best (naughtiest) admission. And there off… P.S. For any of you average Dopers wishing to join the elite and prestigious ranks of the Brat Pack, play along if you wish and perhaps, just perhaps I’ll give you the initiation. 😃 :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/51 "2004-09-04T20:37:25Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > 1. I have practised Witchcraft > 2. I was once arrested for streaking > 3. I have earned the nickname “Spanky” for… certain reasons > > P.S. For any of you average Dopers wishing to join the elite and prestigious ranks of the Brat Pack, play along if you wish and perhaps, just perhaps I’ll give you the initiation. 😃 :eek: I would say number 2 is false for you. 1. I am a certified personal trainer 2. I hate football 3. I have never played with barbie dolls _I am also not an official Brat Pack but I would like to be 🙂 You guys/gals crack me up._ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/52 "2004-09-04T20:53:00Z")
_zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ…_ Oh sorry about that. Must of nodded off while I waited. You are correct, **Ms. Kitty**. In fact I like you so much I’m gonna give you this. **[OFFICIAL DOPER BRAT]** Wear it with pride. Like mine. Just ignore the ketchup stains. 😃 But back to the game… > [@TiggrKitty](#): > > 1. I am a certified personal trainer > 2. I hate football > 3. I have never played with barbie dolls It’s gotta be number 1, heck even I’ve played with Barbie dolls. Now here are your complentary slumber party items: ::hands out hot cocoa and HobNobs:: Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/53 "2004-09-04T21:23:31Z")
**Tiggrkitty** , I’m guessing the lie is #2. Just because. Hmm… I. I was homeschooled up to high school. II. I’ve been to exactly one real dance in my lifetime. III. I’ve never been out of the United States. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/54 "2004-09-04T21:58:43Z")
You know I can’t answer all of these. > [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > I. I was homeschooled up to high school. > II. I’ve been to exactly one real dance in my lifetime. > III. I’ve never been out of the United States. Number 2 is the false one, I think. It’s not so hard to believe the others. Well it’s looking like a one man party again… ☹☹☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/55 "2004-09-04T23:09:20Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > **Tiggrkitty** , I’m guessing the lie is #2. Just because. > > Hmm… > > I. I was homeschooled up to high school. > II. I’ve been to exactly one real dance in my lifetime. > III. I’ve never been out of the United States. Ding ding ding! We have a winna! I am actually certified with the AFAA as a personal trainer, going on my forth year. Growing up, I was a tomboy, and my parents never bought me a barbie doll. Instead, they gave me a boy’s bike and chem sets. Have I ever mentioned I was a really nerdy girl type? **Tick** , thank you for my badge! This is way cool! ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/56 "2004-09-04T23:20:18Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > **Tiggrkitty** , I’m guessing the lie is #2. Just because. > > Hmm… > > I. I was homeschooled up to high school. > II. I’ve been to exactly one real dance in my lifetime. > III. I’ve never been out of the United States. This is a tough one. I will go with door number 3. hrm … 1. I married a guy 15 years my junior 2. I have been in IT for 20 years 3. I sleep with a teddy bear ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/57 "2004-09-04T23:46:30Z")
> [@TiggrKitty](#): > > hrm … > > 1. I married a guy 15 years my junior > 2. I have been in IT for 20 years > 3. I sleep with a teddy bear Alright, it’s number 2, by the ingenious process of ip-dip-doo. And while I wait here’s one for you: 1. I have only ever kissed once 2. I have only ever had one g/f 3. I have only smoked once ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/58 "2004-09-05T00:26:28Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Alright, it’s number 2, by the ingenious process of ip-dip-doo. > And while I wait here’s one for you: > > 1. I have only ever kissed once > 2. I have only ever had one g/f > 3. I have only smoked once You my dear, are correct! I have been in IT for 19 years. The other two are true. For you, I pick… hrm… I am going to go with 1. You didn’t state what type of kiss, so I am going on gut feelings here that your relatives have kissed you, or you have kissed them in greeting. Hell my family kisses EVERYONE. Which leaves… me to give 3 more…hell this whole board is going to know my life story after this weekend! 1. My mom calls me Linda 2. My husband’s co-workers refer to me as MILF 3. I love to sky dive ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/59 "2004-09-05T00:33:32Z")
1 is correct but not for the reasons you think. 😉 > [@TiggrKitty](#): > > 1. My mom calls me Linda > 2. My husband’s co-workers refer to me as MILF > 3. I love to sky dive It’d be a lot easier if I knew if your name was Linda. Hmmmm… 2 sounds too good to be a lie, 3 could fit your tomboy-ish description and as for 1 well heck, even if your name is Steve I’ve been called stranger things by my family. I’ll go for 3) as the falsie ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/60 "2004-09-05T00:34:17Z")
Tiggerkitty, the one that _sounds_ false is 3, but I’m very bad at this game, so don’t take offense if I’m off base. Mine are: 1. I have 2 children 2. I’m a Yankee fan 3. I’ve played piano for 28 years Tick, I had a hard time with that URL link, but I went to Yahoo hold 'em poker, lounge 6 yesterday and no one was there. Oh, well. I will be around off and on for the next few hours (Dinner time soon). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974.md?page=4)