# Doper Brat Pack come forth!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974 "2004-09-03T16:44:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/61 "2004-09-05T00:40:11Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
>
> 1 is correct but not for the reasons you think. 😉
> 
> It’d be a lot easier if I knew if your name was Linda. Hmmmm…  
> 2 sounds too good to be a lie, 3 could fit your tomboy-ish description and as for 1 well heck, even if your name is Steve I’ve been called stranger things by my family.
> 
> I’ll go for 3) as the falsie

You are correct again… (my sister’s name is Linda). You did not, however follow up with 3 more statements so we are at a draw, at least until someone else tries Nightwatch’s statements and is answered

Or do you want this to be between you and I? _::: smirks :::_

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/62 "2004-09-05T00:53:41Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> Mine are:
> 
> 1. I have 2 children
> 2. I’m a Yankee fan
> 3. I’ve played piano for 28 years

Yankee fan? Patooie.

> [@TiggrKitty](#):
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> You are correct again… (my sister’s name is Linda). You did not, however follow up with 3 more statements so we are at a draw, at least until someone else tries Nightwatch’s statements and is answered

I think Nightwatch is no longer here. But since you asked I’ll give a little more.

1. I have almost died through blood loss
2. I have almost died from bee stings
3. I have almost died from an asthma attack

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/63 "2004-09-05T00:54:42Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> Tiggerkitty, the one that _sounds_ false is 3, but I’m very bad at this game, so don’t take offense if I’m off base.
> 
> Mine are:
> 
> 1. I have 2 children
> 2. I’m a Yankee fan
> 3. I’ve played piano for 28 years
> 
> Tick, I had a hard time with that URL link, but I went to Yahoo hold 'em poker, lounge 6 yesterday and no one was there. Oh, well. I will be around off and on for the next few hours (Dinner time soon).

You are correct! I have a fear of heights. Sky diving to me, would send me into the “deer in headlights” state. I would end up forgetting to pull the ripcord and it would be game over.

For your statements I pick…3

Since you won last round:

1. I am a member of the SCA
2. My favorite color is emerald green
3. I am a redhead

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/64 "2004-09-05T00:57:58Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
>
> Yankee fan? Patooie.
> 
> I think Nightwatch is no longer here. But since you asked I’ll give a little more.
> 
> 1. I have almost died through blood loss
> 2. I have almost died from bee stings
> 3. I have almost died from an asthma attack

Wow. Very tough.

I am going to go with 2.

Who’s turn is it?

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/65 "2004-09-05T01:13:03Z")

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> [@TiggrKitty](#):
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> Wow. Very tough.
> 
> I am going to go with 2.
> 
> Who’s turn is it?

You are right but I am so tired that I messed up and only put one truth instead of two. I mean how can I mess up my own game. :smack:

I’ll take a swing at it.

> [@](#):
>
> 1. I am a member of the SCA
> 2. My favorite color is emerald green
> 3. I am a redhead

I get the redheadedness from your name, and the colour was a bit specific so unless you are purposely trying to throw me off and since I have no idea what the SCA is I’ll go with number 1.

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/66 "2004-09-05T01:19:18Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> You are right but I am so tired that I messed up and only put one truth instead of two. I mean how can I mess up my own game. :smack:
> 
> I’ll take a swing at it.
> 
> I get the redheadedness from your name, and the colour was a bit specific so unless you are purposely trying to throw me off and since I have no idea what the SCA is I’ll go with number 1.

_::: laughs, and hands you a beer :::_

It’s not hard to get confused on this game 🙂

You are again correct.

For your reference: [SCA](http://www.sca.org/) I do like renfests…I have never signed up for actual membership. It just seems like to much work, which I do not have the time for.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/67 "2004-09-05T01:39:31Z")

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mmmm, beer.

I think it’s time for me to call it a night.

The clock is saying 02.37 now, and I’m finding it harder and harder to speak coherently.

For anyone else that turns up, the bar will remain open but the HobNobs are coming with me.

😃

Have fun!

p.s. **TiggrKitty** and **nocturnal\_tick** representing the Gingers of the world!!! 🆒🆒

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/68 "2004-09-05T01:51:35Z")

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Thanks for the game **Tick**. I look forward for tomorrow’s challenge

I believe I will call it a night as well.

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/69 "2004-09-05T02:02:18Z")

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**Tiggrkitty** , you are correct. I have been out of the States - but only once (to Mexico), and only in the past year.

> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
>
> Number 2 is the false one, I think. It’s not so hard to believe the others.

Man, I feel like a loser now. ☹ I really have been to only one dance - my senior high school prom - and even then I didn’t plan on going until a girl asked me.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/70 "2004-09-05T05:41:03Z")

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I may not be one of the esteemed ones, but are y’all still playing games online? I tend to do that way too much, and am always looking out for people I know to do it with. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/71 "2004-09-05T05:53:40Z")

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Currently my online gaming obsession keeps me at [ultimatebet.com](http://ultimatebet.com) where I play hold 'em poker for real money. The irony of this is particularly sweet when you consider that just a year ago I was loudly proclaiming to anyone who would listen: ‘Poker? Online? For real money? That’s the sucker bet to end all sucker bets!!!’

☹

I’ll try to hook up in this thread again tomorrow.

By the way, I HATE THE YANKEES!!!

I’m a Dodger fan! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/72 "2004-09-05T12:49:16Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
>
> Currently my online gaming obsession keeps me at [ultimatebet.com](http://ultimatebet.com) where I play hold 'em poker for real money. The irony of this is particularly sweet when you consider that just a year ago I was loudly proclaiming to anyone who would listen: ‘Poker? Online? For real money? That’s the sucker bet to end all sucker bets!!!’
> 
> ☹
> 
> I’ll try to hook up in this thread again tomorrow.
> 
> By the way, I HATE THE YANKEES!!!
> 
> I’m a Dodger fan! 🙂

bah.

GO CARDINALS!!! All the way baby!

😃 But then you probably already knew I was a Cardinals fan.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/73 "2004-09-05T15:16:12Z")

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> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#):
>
> Man, I feel like a loser now. I really have been to only one dance - my senior high school prom - and even then I didn’t plan on going until a girl asked me.

Dude, that’s one more dance than me. 😃 Wait a minute…is that a good thing? 😕☹

> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
>
> Currently my online gaming obsession keeps me at [ultimatebet.com](http://ultimatebet.com) where I play hold 'em poker for real money. The irony of this is particularly sweet when you consider that just a year ago I was loudly proclaiming to anyone who would listen: ‘Poker? Online? For real money? That’s the sucker bet to end all sucker bets!!!’

You sound like my mum and stepdad.

> [@](#):
>
> By the way, I HATE THE YANKEES!!!

Like I said, Patooie!  
Now if you’ll excuse me I have a evening to plan.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/74 "2004-09-05T16:53:33Z")

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Why did no one call me?!?  
I miss everything.

Lakers Rule! 😃

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/75 "2004-09-05T18:25:42Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
>
> Why did no one call me?!?  
> I miss everything.

You haven’t missed the best part yet. Presenting…

**Doper Brat Pack Official Treasure Hunt 2004**

Here are the rules. I am going to give you certain things to find, whether they are on the SDMB or somewhere on the internet. Some will require problem solving, others are simple “find the right page” types. Each bit of treasure will have a certain number of points. Unfortunately I will not be available tonight so **e-mail** the answers to **[nocturnaltick@aol.com](mailto:nocturnaltick@aol.com)** and the winner will be announced tomorrow at 20.00 GMT.

The answers must be in tomorrow **by 12.00 GMT**. Multiple answers will not be accepted, but multiple emails are alright. Make sure to include your Doper name.  
Okay so here we go:

**On the boards**

Who has the following signatures?

1. **"I’ve got a plan so cunning you can put a tail on it and call it a weasel." – Edmund Blackadder** (10 points)

2) **“Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.”** (20 points)

3) **“The Who! I love bands!” -Homer Simpson** (30 points)  
Who said the following?

4)_“Ho ho ho! I’m gonna be keeping my ears peeled for nocturnal\_tick’s screams of agony tomorrow.”_ (20 points)

5)_“I’m in. At long last I will have a chance to unload a stack of these postcards I somehow manage to amass after every trip that I take.”_ (20 points)

6)_“I have a co-worker who wears a short dress everyday to work and no underpants.”_ (20 points)

7)_“There was a time when I was averaging about 25%-40% as a threadkiller. Now I can’t kill a thread even if I try! I don’t know whether it’s a sign of better posting, or just dumb luck.”_ (20 points)

(BONUS) Get **Cecil Adams** , our lord and master to post on the thread (10000 points)  
**On the Net**

1. Go to [here](http://www.flashplayer.com/games/theclassroom.html) and collect the passwords for each level. (10 points for each)

2. Go [GoogleWhacking.](http://www.googlewhack.com/) (50 points for each GoogleWhack **not** on the website)

3. What is Kerrigan’s new invention? (20 points) (Hint: [Newgrounds.com](http://Newgrounds.com))

4. Name three badger related flash animations (20 points) (Hint: [Albinoblacksheep.com](http://Albinoblacksheep.com))  
That’s all I can think for now. If there is a tie a final treasure hunt will decide the winner.

So on your marks…

Get set…

GO!

Start the e-mail with the word ‘Orange’ and earn 50 bonus points

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/76 "2004-09-05T21:19:59Z")

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I’m back! Miss me?

> [@Draelin](#):
>
> So, how does one go about becoming a Doper Brat? Is there an application form? Some sort of practical test? Do I need someone to sponsor me for membership? Or do I just show up with beer?

Okay, I saw this before I left Friday, and thought of a thousand innuendoes and quips with which to answer it, but I said to myself… “Self, demonstrate some restraint. One of the other Bratpackers will surely pick up on this plaintive plea for membership.”

If you want things done right, you hafta do it yourself, I s’pose. 😉

So, without innuendo :

If ya need a sponsor, I’m behind you all the way.

What? What?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/77 "2004-09-05T22:36:06Z")

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_scurries in wet from the hurricane_

_sneezes_

Anyone got a towel? What’d I miss?

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/78 "2004-09-06T00:41:35Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
>
> _scurries in wet from the hurricane_
> 
> _sneezes_
> 
> Anyone got a towel? What’d I miss?

_::: Hands you a pre-warmed towel and a cup of hot tea :::_

Glad you made it! It’s treasure hunt time!

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/79 "2004-09-06T01:11:13Z")

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This Googlewhacking is tough. When “leprous gravy” gets thirteen results, that’s when you know the Net just has too much darn information.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-brat-pack-come-forth/262974/80 "2004-09-06T01:45:08Z")

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::Makes mental note to wander into MPSIMS at least once a week::

You know, maybe next friday I could come up with a new SD movie game…would brats like that? So far there’s been [horror](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=165014&highlight=movie) and [epic adventure/fantasy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=185078), there are lots of genres left 😛

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