# Doper couples I'd like to see.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 15, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415 "2004-06-15T01:50:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/1 "2004-06-15T01:50:23Z")

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Only because I’d like to see their usernames together.

**you with the face** and **that guy with pants**

**I Love Me Vol I** and **Not Really All That Bright**

**Typo mna** and **Purd Worfect**

Please forgive any misspellings. I’m remembering these off the top of my head.

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/2 "2004-06-15T01:58:51Z")

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How about you & me, baby?  
I mean, besides the obvious sexual tension between us, our names look good togather.

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### Author: ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/3 "2004-06-15T02:03:28Z")

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Hm.

Guess _my_ username kind of precludes the idea of a _couple_, hm?

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/4 "2004-06-15T02:06:54Z")

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> [@Master Wang-Ka](#):
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> Hm.
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> Guess _my_ username kind of precludes the idea of a _couple_, hm?

Dom/subs?

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### Author: ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/5 "2004-06-15T02:09:56Z")

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I’m not picky, really, an Earl or Duke would be fine. 😉

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### Author: ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/6 "2004-06-15T02:13:50Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> Dom/subs?

Think of an activity you perform solo… 😉

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/7 "2004-06-15T02:19:39Z")

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**look!ninjas** and **Ninja Pizza Guy**

**trublmkr** and **MissBHaven**

**acrossthesea** and **sailor**

STOP ME BEFORE I PAIR AGAIN!!!

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### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/8 "2004-06-15T02:21:44Z")

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oooh oooh! Do me! Do me!

err…umm… Pair me! Pair me!

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### Author: ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/9 "2004-06-15T02:24:44Z")

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> [@Bear\_Nenno](#):
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> oooh oooh! Do me! Do me!
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> err…umm… Pair me! Pair me!

**gobear** and **Bear\_Nenno**! 😃

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/10 "2004-06-15T02:25:55Z")

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> [@dantheman](#):
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> Think of an activity you perform solo… 😉

Fishing?

Bike riding?

Photography?

OH!!! :smack:  
:smack: it again, baby  
:smack: ooh yeah  
:smack: ahh…

WHAT!?

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### Author: ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/11 "2004-06-15T02:40:56Z")

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Is there an Agammemnon in the house? Or, if push comes to shove, a Hecuba?

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### Author: ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/12 "2004-06-15T03:17:48Z")

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I was thinking me…and that really hot brainy girl from the other thread. What was her name? 😃

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### Author: ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/13 "2004-06-15T03:23:15Z")

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> [@Shaolinrabbit](#):
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> I was thinking me…and that really hot brainy girl from the other thread. What was her name? 😃

**FlamingBananaJAILBAIT!!!**  
She really is neat, though. Too bad about that law thing. 🙂

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/14 "2004-06-15T03:27:05Z")

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**flight** and **Broomstick**

**C K Dexter Haven** and **Ilsa\_Lund**

**NoClueBoy** and **justwannano**

Lordy, why did I my brain start this? Now it keeps wanting to match up usernames al by itself. There I am, minding my own buisness, reading a thread and my brain-- without any permission-- starts supplying couple names. It’s annoying. Stupid brain.

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### Author: ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/15 "2004-06-15T03:28:20Z")

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> [@Master Wang-Ka](#):
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> Hm.
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> Guess _my_ username kind of precludes the idea of a _couple_, hm?

Color me slow because I would have never got that had you not posted this.

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/16 "2004-06-15T03:37:45Z")

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> [@JuanitaTech](#):
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> Color me slow because I would have never got that had you not posted this.

:smack: I think my problem was I’ve been reading it “Wang- Kahhh”

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### Author: ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/17 "2004-06-15T03:48:50Z")

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Imagine that. Why the very idea of hooking two dopers up just because of their names. Silliest thing ever. Hrrrumph.

(uh… is \*\*Not Really All That Bright \*\* a cute, smart chick who lives near me by any chance???)

Also-- **Biggirl** – I “got” the other ones, but I don’t see the connection between my username and **NRATB** ’s…

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### Author: ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/18 "2004-06-15T03:50:49Z")

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twickster and Flickster

vanilla and chocolate

caveman and CaveMike

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### Author: ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/19 "2004-06-15T03:53:31Z")

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> [@I Love Me](#):
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> Also-- **Biggirl** – I “got” the other ones, but I don’t see the connection between my username and **NRATB** ’s…

That’s because it only works in my mind. The one operated by my stupid brain. See, you are supremely confident and **NRATB** has some self-confidence issues.

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### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/20 "2004-06-15T04:08:18Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> :smack: I think my problem was I’ve been reading it “Wang- Kahhh”

It was months before my brain stopped seeing it as “Master Kang-Wa”.

As a matter of fact, it’s wasn’t until my wife said his name out loud that I even realized I was reading it wrong. :smack:

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