# Doper couples I'd like to see.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415 "2004-06-15T01:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/21 "2004-06-15T04:13:24Z")

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hellothere and Sweetums

chappachula and poopachalupa (sp?)

Queen Tonya, Lord Ashtar and HerMajestyLorna (Um, yeah we’ve talked about polygamy and polyamory here before haven’t we?)

Price guy and Consumer\_Sovereignty

Phlosphr and Czarcasm

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/22 "2004-06-15T04:16:09Z")

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Chrome Toaster and raisinbread.  
😃

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/23 "2004-06-15T04:29:23Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> That’s because it only works in my mind. The one operated by my stupid brain. See, you are supremely confident and **NRATB** has some self-confidence issues.

I was afraid you might think that. I’m really not all that confident-- the name is just a palindrome.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/24 "2004-06-15T04:32:45Z")

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harmless and hardcore

GorillaMan and flamingbannanas

pepperlandgirl and beatle

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/25 "2004-06-15T04:33:49Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> GorillaMan and flamingbannanas

😃 I love it.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/26 "2004-06-15T04:48:38Z")

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**Uncle Beer** and **Tequila Mockingbird**

**Biggirl** and **congodwarf**

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/27 "2004-06-15T04:59:11Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> pepperlandgirl and beatle

These days it’d have to be Ringo. It’s a waning tribe, you know.

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/28 "2004-06-15T05:04:19Z")

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Since flamingbananas is 14, she should only be coupled with other 14 year olds. 😃

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**Author:** ![HardlyHuman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@HardlyHuman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlyHuman)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/29 "2004-06-15T06:29:17Z")

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what about me?!

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/30 "2004-06-15T08:28:05Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> :smack: I think my problem was I’ve been reading it “Wang- Kahhh”

😕 But “[It’s said jus’ like that!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4637981&postcount=1)”

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**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/31 "2004-06-15T11:52:57Z")

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I must admit, I always got Master Wang-Ka. Maybe this should go into “jokes you didn’t get until MUCH later”  
Me and **flamingbananas**? Except that I’m not 14 or a man. 😕

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/32 "2004-06-15T12:22:48Z")

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\*\*Dung Beetle \*\* and **Giraffe**?

Yes, I know it’s a stretch! 😉

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/33 "2004-06-15T12:25:22Z")

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> [@emekthian](#):
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> Since flamingbananas is 14, she should only be coupled with other 14 year olds. 😃

Well, I’m only 5 years off…and female…on second thought, nevermind. (Though I’d love to see the looks on some of my friends faces if I did get itno a relationship with a 14 year old girl;))

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/34 "2004-06-15T12:26:31Z")

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> [@JuanitaTech](#):
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> Color me slow because I would have never got that had you not posted this.

Color me slow, too, because I **just** got that. :smack: Like **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** , I was reading it as “wang- Kahhhhh.”

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/35 "2004-06-15T12:41:39Z")

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What about \*\*Bibliophage \*\* and **Bibliovore**?  
The race’d be on to see who could devour whom the quickest!!!

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/36 "2004-06-15T13:02:38Z")

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**Bibliophage, Bibliovore** and **Bibliocat** in a menage a trois.

Weren’t **Eat’s Crayons** and **Sniff’s Markers** a real life couple.

how about **NinjaChick** and **KungFuLola**?

**arachnidlove** would probably dig **SanguineSpider**.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/37 "2004-06-15T13:17:26Z")

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**ShaolinRabbit,** meet **KungFuLola**

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/38 "2004-06-15T13:35:47Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> :smack: I think my problem was I’ve been reading it “Wang- Kahhh”

You have to say it like you’re at a football (soccer) match, screaming abuse at the referee.

“wannnnnnn\* - AAAHHH!!!” where the \* is a glottal stop.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/39 "2004-06-15T13:43:10Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> It’s annoying. Stupid brain.

Do what Homer does: Kill it with beer…

😃

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**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/40 "2004-06-15T14:39:07Z")

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Turns out there’s about a dozen Dopers whose user names end in “zilla.” I’m particularly partial to **Catzilla** to pair with **Dogzilla**. Then, I searched for “Mothra,” and was pleased to discover one.

So there you go. **Dogzilla** and **Mothra.** Together again for one night only!

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