# Doper couples I'd like to see. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415 "2004-06-15T01:50:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/81 "2004-06-15T21:01:23Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > I was just thinking that, yeah, our names sound good together but > > 1. I’m thirty-six years old > 2)a woman, and > 2. heterosexual. Well, yes, that would be a problem. Hmmm. Tricky. Meanwhile, may I offer **Master Wang-Ka** …myself? (figuratively speaking) I didn’t get the name until this thread either. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/82 "2004-06-15T21:02:15Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > I’m flattered that I have like 3 other people for me, but anyone round my age or anyone that erm…wouldn’t make me a jail thing? _sigh_ I don’t like being young. You and me, baby. And yes, I _am_ a dirty old man…what’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/83 "2004-06-15T21:06:34Z")
The perfect team… **ChefGuy** and **Mangetout**. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/84 "2004-06-15T21:10:11Z")
Homer, King Homer, homergon, homeronacid, simple homer, evilhomer, Homer J, Homer037, Homer J. Simpson, homer33123, HomerIU, Bart Simpson, margeinhistory, Montgomery Burns, montgomeryburns1, mrburns, Monty Burns, gmburns, CM Burns… There are too many pet, Star Trek & LoTR themed names - listing any of them would exceed the 20,000 character post limit. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/85 "2004-06-15T21:13:23Z")
**LuluBahrain,** you might also do well with **Zombies Ate My Brain.** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/86 "2004-06-15T21:16:46Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > Homer, King Homer, homergon, homeronacid, simple homer, evilhomer, Homer J, Homer037, Homer J. Simpson, homer33123, HomerIU, Bart Simpson, margeinhistory, Montgomery Burns, montgomeryburns1, mrburns, Monty Burns, gmburns, CM Burns… > > There are too many pet, Star Trek & LoTR themed names - listing any of them would exceed the 20,000 character post limit. You forgot Troy McClure ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/87 "2004-06-15T21:24:27Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > **t-keela** and **Mockingbird** Just wanted to make sure no one missed the best pairing in the whole thread. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/88 "2004-06-15T21:37:03Z")
\*\*MirrorimageegamirorriM \*\* and **I Love Me, Vol. I** Now do me, if you can … [insert evil laughter here] ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/89 "2004-06-15T21:43:26Z")
> [@LaurAnge](#): > > Just wanted to make sure no one missed the best pairing ( **misstee** ’s: **t-keela** and **Mockingbird** ) in the whole thread. Agreed. Seeing that you brought it up, how about we move from the literary to the cullinary: **Duck Duck Goose** and **LaurAnge** Or, from the literary to the auditory: **Mathist** and **misstee** ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/90 "2004-06-15T21:44:29Z")
> [@LaurAnge](#): > > Just wanted to make sure no one missed the best pairing in the whole thread. I was hoping someone would appreciate that one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/91 "2004-06-15T21:50:15Z")
**sxyzzx** and **xgxlx** ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/92 "2004-06-15T21:54:53Z")
> [@Rez](#): > > …Now do me, if you can … > [insert evil laughter here] **Rez** & [**May**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=262563) or if you prefer narcissistic polyamory with a total stranger: **Rez** & **[Resolute26](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)** ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/93 "2004-06-15T22:02:14Z")
And here I thought I was the undoable. And the word maker upper! ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/94 "2004-06-15T22:19:04Z")
Ok, now I’m genuinely curious. Who on earth would **Shaolinrabbit** go with? ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/95 "2004-06-15T22:30:13Z")
**Liberal** and **Libertarian?** Oh, I kill me. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/96 "2004-06-15T22:39:22Z")
Dopers we’d like to see mated Is a topic that’s hotly debated Though I posted first My pairing’s the worst And my lusts have yet to be sated ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/97 "2004-06-15T22:41:57Z")
**Master Wang-Ka,** meet **Lisa-go-Blind.** Okay, _now_ I’m going. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/98 "2004-06-15T22:44:25Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > You can volunteer anytime… if you know what I’m sayin’. 😉 Well, well! Sign me up, then! 😉 /7 From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli… we will watch a hundred thousand films on VHS and DVD. /7 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/99 "2004-06-15T22:48:25Z")
**Grandfather Trout** , meet **Polycarp**. _I’m baiting you…_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/100 "2004-06-15T22:59:07Z")
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