# Doper couples I'd like to see.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415 "2004-06-15T01:50:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/161 "2004-06-16T20:08:14Z")

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> [@Trunk](#):
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> **Eve** and **WomanOfScorn**
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> **KingsGambit** and **notquitekarpov**

Oh that’s clever. I was sure my name wouldn’t go with anyone else.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/162 "2004-06-16T20:09:08Z")

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I like the sound of **My Darn Snake Legs** and **Earl Snake-Hips Tucker**.

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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/163 "2004-06-16T20:14:00Z")

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**UnaPerson** and **romansperson**

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/164 "2004-06-16T21:06:17Z")

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**Tiramisu** and **Tofutti!**

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/165 "2004-06-16T21:14:26Z")

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**Gravity** and **Balance**

Now, I wonder if someone could match me up!

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/166 "2004-06-16T21:25:44Z")

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> [@Zyada](#):
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> Now, I wonder if someone could match me up!

Zyada & [Rysdad](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?find=lastposter&t=240864)

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/167 "2004-06-16T21:52:32Z")

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Phnord Prefect and Hoopy Frood.

**Nightwatch Trailer** I own a copy of the movie Nightwatch.

It’s fun time city.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/168 "2004-06-16T21:55:41Z")

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**sailor** and **theMermaid**

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**Author:** ![Anaptyxis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anaptyxis/32/3171_2.png) [@Anaptyxis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaptyxis)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/169 "2004-06-17T01:12:41Z")

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For me, there’s always **hapaXL**. Totally obscure, Greek-derived linguistic terms, anyone? 😃

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**Author:** ![fireman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@fireman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fireman)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/170 "2004-06-17T01:36:43Z")

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If I may venture to join in, how about me and **Go You Big Red Fire Engine**

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**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/171 "2004-06-17T02:22:44Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> Ryle Dup and Knowed Out
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> twickster and flickster
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> Hey You! and Nametag
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> Biffy the elephant shrew and Bippy the Beardless
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> Rabid Child and Mama\_Tiger

My girlfriend posts here, her name is StanDup. Already got myself a match heh.

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**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/172 "2004-06-17T02:32:28Z")

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> [@fireman](#):
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> If I may venture to join in, how about me and **Go You Big Red Fire Engine**

**Go You Big Red Fire Engine** could match with a fireman just for being unreasonably hot. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/173 "2004-06-17T05:27:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Surreal and Giraffe

🙂 This is the best match in the whole thread. Well done, **Ethilrist**.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/174 "2004-06-17T06:22:33Z")

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Me and **Spider\_Woman\_** might weave some kinky webs. 😉

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/175 "2004-06-17T06:27:19Z")

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Or would **screech-owl** flee from **owlstretchingtime**?

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/176 "2004-06-17T06:37:05Z")

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Why, me and **Odieman** of course. Though he hasn’t posted since December.

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**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/177 "2004-06-17T07:02:46Z")

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What is there to “get” about **Master Wang-Ka**? 😕

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**Author:** ![Trillionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Trillionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillionaire)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/178 "2004-06-17T10:21:36Z")

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Any for me? I seem to recall a **richgirl** but I could have just imagined that.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/179 "2004-06-17T10:47:41Z")

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**Trillionair** and **vivaloswages**.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-couples-id-like-to-see/250415/180 "2004-06-17T11:53:52Z")

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> [@litost](#):
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> What is there to “get” about **Master Wang-Ka**? 😕

My guess is that “wanker” is a British slang term for someone who masturbates, though it is usually used in a derogatory manner, for some reason. The guy’s a master at it, and has a speech impediment. Cigar?  
(Of course, I’m only posting in hopes that someone will find a match for me. “Equipoise” means “state of balance” which is as far from my reality as possible, but that’s another thread. 😛 )

I like Reeder and lissener! I like them all. People are so clever here!

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