# Doper Dating Bulletin Board

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266 "2003-07-09T16:33:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/241 "2003-07-21T12:50:54Z")

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Ah, look!ninjas! is a Wings fan.

Don’t worry, kid, we got those pesky Ducks for ya. I’m trying to get tickets for the Ocober 16th game when we raise the banner, so keep your nose clean and maybe there’s a road-trip in it for you.

If anyone knows of a way to score tickets for the outdoor Edmonton-Montreal game, I’d be more than willing to listen.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/242 "2003-07-21T13:04:54Z")

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Oh! Photos!

Everyone on the SDMB is so _attractive!_

So just to bring the standard down a touch, I’m going to post my photos.

[Me!](http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/captainblunty/lst?&.dir=/The+one+and+only+captainblunty&.src=ph&.view=t)

My hair is shorter now.

I have also grown a second head.

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/243 "2003-07-21T14:04:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Captain Blunty \*  
> \*\*Everyone on the SDMB is so _attractive!_  
> \*\*

No, just the ones who post their photos. The rest of them look like Lou Albano with bleeding-gums psoriasis.

And that’s the women, mind you. The men …

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/244 "2003-07-21T16:53:42Z")

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What, **Captain Blunty** , you’re not attractive? I disagree.

Why are the interesting ones so _far away_??!

Out of my great grandfather’s family, only my grandfather came to Canada. Everyone else went to Australia.

\<rages at an indifferent yet mocking fate\>  
_I could have been Australian, dammit!!!_

🙂

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/245 "2003-07-21T17:02:07Z")

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'Cause if they were close, they wouldn’t be interesting. They’d be… like you!

😛

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/246 "2003-07-22T07:34:11Z")

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Ahhh thanks **Sunspace**. That’s sweet of you…

And I’m actually an American, born and bred in Milwaukee… I just live in Oz now.

So anyway, how _you_ doing?  
😉

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/247 "2003-07-22T11:22:02Z")

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I keep checking for the old folks – guess I’m the only one looking.

SWF, 48, typical doper (smart, verbal, nerdy) – but not totally (couldn’t care less about Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR).

My ad’s at match dot com under phillyreader – see pic and other details there.

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/248 "2003-07-22T14:07:02Z")

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All this time, I thought **Muffin** was a woman

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**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/249 "2003-07-22T14:43:02Z")

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Well having driven 100+ miles for no reason this morning, I’ll join in just for the fun of it 🙂

Basic Data: Female, Red hair, blue eyes (that have been known to change color), almost 27, 5’11", MBA and under-employed. I ride horses for fun and occasionally for profit, speak Spanish (or used to), generally considered to be an atheist - although agnostic is more accurate. I appreciate brit wit and am highly disappointed that NBC’s Coupling will be a dim shadow of the original. I do have an LJ, but post only rarely.

I must now depart for my place of under-employment

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/250 "2003-07-22T14:55:53Z")

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(Ah, but for ten years and 500 miles,) chestnutmare, how _you_ doin’?

[sub]I’ll give the remake of _Coupling_ a chance, but I’m not optimistic, and I hope no one ever messes with _People Like Us_ or _The Games_.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/251 "2003-07-22T19:29:33Z")

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Oh, why not…

SWM, very straight, 27, 6’1", 270 - roundish, but still consider myself moderately athletic. Psycologically speaking, I’m still reveling in my childhood, i.e. I probably watch more cartoons than all other types of TV combined, very much into comics and comic book-based cartoons. Sci-fi and fantasy round out the entertainment preferences although I also love old movies from the thirties, forties and fifties.

I read voraciously in spurts. IOW, I’ll go two or three months reading nothing more than the nutrition labels on my food boxes followed by several months at 2-3 books/month. I trend mostly toward fiction again of the sci-fi and fantasy genres. Terry Pratchett is a personal favorite. I am particularly fond of dry british humor ala Monty Python.

I am a self-professed nerd/geek/dork - take your pick. I’m an aerospace engineer and am in many respects very stereotypical of the breed. I like to hang out with friends, though I prefer smaller settings as opposed to large, loud party type ordeals. Large groups of strangers tend to intimidate me. Once I get warmed up, though I can be quite outgoing and can usually be located, even at great distance or in large, open settings by my very distinctive laugh.

To put it succinctly, I am a large, loud man mostly governed by emotion and nostalgia.

Animals are cool. I have a cat.

I absolutely love women with red hair!

After getting through all five pages of this thread, I’d like to give a nice, friendly southern Maryland howdy to **ladybug, Zsofia, look!ninjas, lel, pammipoo** and _especially_ **chestnutmare**! and she’s not even that far away!

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/252 "2003-07-22T23:59:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originallly posted by Meros[\i]If I can make my way out to Ohio, which given the lure of Cedar Point I will be doing soon anyway. or you decide to come to Philly for the Labor Day Dopefest you’d better believe I would be taking your “almost-30-year-old self” out at least once if you’d let me

Well, if you find yourself in Ohio, we could go for coffee, or something. I know you’re smart, so the conversation would be interesting.

I will probably not be going to the Philly Labor Day Dopefest, unfortunately.

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**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/253 "2003-07-23T00:01:40Z")

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**Scribble** , as if the lure of Cedar Point weren’t enough you’ve just given me yet _another_ reason to make it out to Ohio.  
Now to find a free weekend…

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/254 "2003-07-23T00:03:54Z")

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Incidentally, **Meros** , where exactly is Gloucester, NJ? I’m originally from South Brunswick, NJ, which is approx. 15 minutes from Princeton.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/255 "2003-07-23T00:05:45Z")

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**Meros** –if you’d like, you can e-mail me.

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**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/256 "2003-07-23T00:06:26Z")

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Right on the Camden County side of the border between Gloucester and Camden Counties (I know, it makes no sense to me either.) The best description of it’s location I can give is that if you’re driving over the Walt Whitman Bridge into NJ and look over the side to the right you’ll see Gloucester.

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**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/257 "2003-07-23T00:19:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Scribble \*  
> \*\ ***Meros** –if you’d like, you can e-mail me. \*\*

Consider it done 🙂

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/258 "2003-07-23T01:32:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Happy Scrappy Hero Pup \*  
> **Don’t worry, kid, we got those pesky Ducks for ya. I’m trying to get tickets for the Ocober 16th game when we raise the banner, so keep your nose clean and maybe there’s a road-trip in it for you.**

Enjoy the Cup. It won’t be yours for long. 😃

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**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/259 "2003-07-23T02:51:26Z")

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I have to agree with you **look!ninjas** , just not in the way you want. Ottawa’s going to pay New Jersey back next year, wait and see!

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-dating-bulletin-board/187266/260 "2003-07-23T02:59:31Z")

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OK, here goes…

SWF, straight, 22, living in Boston area (Allston).

5’7". 135ish. Long, straight, light brown hair. Blue eyes and glasses.

I just graduated college with a degree in Classics, which means I can make up interesting stories about the Greek statues in the MFA, translate random Latin, and expound grandiously to my “employable” friends on the benefits of a Liberal Arts educatioin

I’m a fantasy junkie; I love Tolkein, and play D&D.

I really like going to museums, window shopping on Newbury Street (there’s the cutest little Fairy Store there), and out to movies.

Talents:

I write, paint, and can recite _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ in its entirety on command.

… on second thought… that might be my problem…

Anyway, the little e-mail button’s right there. ::points downwards::

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