# Doper Diplomacy - Fall and Winter 2002

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 28, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858 "2002-08-28T01:21:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ppg\_shg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@ppg\_shg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ppg_shg)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/661 "2002-11-15T19:39:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Weirddave \*  
> \*\*1046 is updated, including new Press. Next moves due Friday morning.  
> I also created a special gif file just for ppg. You can find it [here](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Walcher/McGeeanimation.gif). \*\*

Whoops, replied with the wrong quote. Sorry for the confusion, not that I’m ever that clear anyway.

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**Author:** ![ppg\_shg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@ppg\_shg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ppg_shg)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/662 "2002-11-15T19:42:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*  
> \*\*Alliances built on sand, alright.
> 
> Yeah, **Shibb** ’s a bastard, but so are **Abe** and **McG**. What’s an honorable ruler to do? \*\*

Will the accolades ever cease? I’m going to have to stop reading my own press clippings or my head’s going to get too big.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/663 "2002-11-15T22:28:09Z")

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I need builds in 1046

Austria: Supp 3 Unit 2 Build 1  
England: Supp 7 Unit 7 Build 0  
France: Supp 0 Unit 1 Remove 1  
Germany: Supp 0 Unit 0 Build 0  
Italy: Supp 7 Unit 6 Build 1  
Russia: Supp 10 Unit 8 Build 2  
Turkey: Supp 7 Unit 8 Remove 1

ppg, did you watch that til the end?

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**Author:** ![ppg\_shg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@ppg\_shg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ppg_shg)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/664 "2002-11-15T22:40:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Weirddave \*  
> \*\*I need builds in 1046
> 
> Austria: Supp 3 Unit 2 Build 1  
> England: Supp 7 Unit 7 Build 0  
> France: Supp 0 Unit 1 Remove 1  
> Germany: Supp 0 Unit 0 Build 0  
> Italy: Supp 7 Unit 6 Build 1  
> Russia: Supp 10 Unit 8 Build 2  
> Turkey: Supp 7 Unit 8 Remove 1
> 
> ppg, did you watch that til the end? \*\*

I did. For me, it looks the same at the end as it did in the beginning, except at the beginning there was actually a Germany for a moment there.

Where have you gone Franz Beckenbauer? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/665 "2002-11-15T22:55:51Z")

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Sorry I missed the deadline for my last move. And I WAS going to order A Gas S A Por-Spa, thus leaving me with Portugal and keeping me alive for another turn. But I have a good excuse. My first child was born Monday, and I’ve been a little bit distracted. She’s cute and pink and perfect. So getting snuffed out isn’t so bad. Ah well, I had fun, but as you said there’s nothing you can do when all 3 of your neighbors decide to team up and destroy you.

Oh, and Shibb? I offered you nothing but friendship against the evil English. And you decided to attack me. And so Italy thought they’d get in the game too. I can’t blame the English for taking part too, that’s just their nature, they can’t help it. But I expected better from you. Well, looks like Turkey will get my revenge for me.

Best Regards,  
Lemur the First, Emperor of France (in Exile)

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/666 "2002-11-16T00:49:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by **Jonathan Chance** \*  
> Partner with a glorious maritime leader, obviously.
> 
> How exactly are you guys going to resolve that mess down there?

Wish I knew. I guess I missed the memo, although everyone else seems to be in on it.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/667 "2002-11-16T00:50:32Z")

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Poop, I forgot the real reason I was going to post.

**Lemur866** , _Congratulations_\*!!!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/668 "2002-11-16T00:57:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lemur866 \*  
> \*\*Sorry I missed the deadline for my last move. And I WAS going to order A Gas S A Por-Spa, thus leaving me with Portugal and keeping me alive for another turn. But I have a good excuse. My first child was born Monday, and I’ve been a little bit distracted. She’s cute and pink and perfect. So getting snuffed out isn’t so bad. Ah well, I had fun, but as you said there’s nothing you can do when all 3 of your neighbors decide to team up and destroy you.
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> Oh, and Shibb? I offered you nothing but friendship against the evil English. And you decided to attack me. And so Italy thought they’d get in the game too. I can’t blame the English for taking part too, that’s just their nature, they can’t help it. But I expected better from you. Well, looks like Turkey will get my revenge for me.
> 
> Best Regards,  
> Lemur the First, Emperor of France (in Exile) \*\*

**Lemur** , again, congratulations! Things just didn’t fall right for you in this game. Your meteoric expansion worried a lot of folks into attacking you early, and a couple of lucky guesses by me broke your center. I’ll explain a bit more of the “why” in the debrief, it’s still classified at this point, but it wasn’t unreasoned.

Have fun playing with your daughter instead of reading e-mails. That’s such a great feeling, I look forward to hearing more details about your new angel.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/669 "2002-11-16T01:11:21Z")

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Lemur, I’m sorry. When your orders weren’t in by 1:00 I assumed you’d tossed in the towel. Congrats on the baby, BTW

Everyone else: Should I allow him to submit those orders and stay alive?

You may reply by email, I will keep your votes secret.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/670 "2002-11-16T01:18:50Z")

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I would abstain on that vote. I don’t think that it’s possible to be impartial.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/671 "2002-11-16T01:39:38Z")

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I say we let him back in. . .

If he lets us name his daughter.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/672 "2002-11-16T01:41:58Z")

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Oh yeah. Congratulations to Shibb for being the Big Dog.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/673 "2002-11-16T01:45:12Z")

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Hell, I’d let him in.

But ask him if he wants back. I know from experience what a load of work a newborn can be.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/674 "2002-11-16T01:51:49Z")

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Nah, I think it’s best if we leave the results as is. Maybe in a few months I’ll get involved in another game, right now my free time is a bit too limited. And anyway, even if I stayed in, Portugal is completely undefended, it would neccesarily fall to someone or other next year. I suppose I might blunder into one of the other centers somehow, keeping me at one unit. No, it’s better this way. I’ll just sit here in the dark by myself. I don’t want you kids to put me in a home. Just set me adrift on an iceberg when I’m no longer of use, like the Eskimos…

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/675 "2002-11-16T01:54:06Z")

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Hell, sign up as an alternate for the WorldMasters competition. That way you can heckle Dave and Co while my team, Wooley’s Mammoths, ride to glory.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/676 "2002-11-16T03:55:35Z")

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You mean rides to glory on the back of an 0-7 start?

Congrats Lemur. You have your own little baby Austria to take care of. . . nurture, until she has 5-6 centers, and she’s ready to go off on her own.

Sniff.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/677 "2002-11-17T02:37:50Z")

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Shouldn’t there be a Winter adjudication in here somewhere? I mean Winters aren’t that tough, are they? No Dipping, just a few hasty and erroneous decision and voila, no? Just checking.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/678 "2002-11-17T05:07:30Z")

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It’s done

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/679 "2002-11-17T15:00:32Z")

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I see. Not to pick nits, but I think you called Winter 1907 “Fall”.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-diplomacy-fall-and-winter-2002/125858/680 "2002-11-17T15:33:12Z")

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Winter, fall…it’s all a season, isn’t it?  
(fixed)

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