# Doper exchanges you would prefer to not participate in **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750 "2005-08-12T16:35:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/1 "2005-08-12T16:35:11Z")
Whenever I see an exchange thread, e.g. coffee mug exchange, there is one exchange that always comes to mind and makes me giggle: **Doper underwear exchange.** Any other amusingly inappropriate exchanges come to mind when you see those thread title? ---
**Author:** ![Corrvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@Corrvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corrvin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/2 "2005-08-12T16:39:35Z")
Doper Half-Used Medicine-Cabinet-Contents Exchange. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/3 "2005-08-12T16:45:29Z")
Unopened tupperware containers exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/4 "2005-08-12T16:47:57Z")
Extreme side of either political Spectrum Poster exchange. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/5 "2005-08-12T16:51:23Z")
Doper Spam swap! Iā€™ll trade you 147 home-refinancing emails for your 246 offers for penis enlargement! ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/6 "2005-08-12T16:52:25Z")
Doper potato salad and/or fruitcake exchange. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/7 "2005-08-12T16:53:45Z")
Doper bodily fluids exchange.\* \*There may be a few notable exceptions on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/8 "2005-08-12T16:59:29Z")
The Doper Used Band-Aid Exchange. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/9 "2005-08-12T16:59:51Z")
International Doper Preserved Fish Exchange. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/10 "2005-08-12T17:01:20Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Doper bodily fluids exchange. :eek: The following is in poor taste Doper used poro magazine exchange. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/11 "2005-08-12T18:25:36Z")
- Doper used kitty litter exchange - Doper ā€œunidentified organic clump the cat drug inā€ exchange - Doper ā€œcontents of my vacuum cleaner bagā€ exchange - Doper cat dingleberry exchange - Doper hairball exchange - Doper ā€œsomething buried in my backyardā€ exchange - Doper ā€œwhatā€™s left of the mouseā€ exchange ---
**Author:** ![EarthStone777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@EarthStone777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EarthStone777)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/12 "2005-08-12T18:28:07Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > :eek: > > The following is in poor taste > > Doper used poro magazine exchange. The following is in ever poorer taste. Yes, I used the word poorer. Now look in my spoiler box for something to _really_ complain about. Doper used condom exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/13 "2005-08-12T18:30:14Z")
The Doper Homemade Porn Video Exchange. Is, is that an elbow? No, that has to be a leg. No, wait a minute, thatā€™s the sofa!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/14 "2005-08-12T18:31:53Z")
I canā€™t believe no oneā€™s said this yet: Doper exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/15 "2005-08-12T18:33:53Z")
The Doper Used Toothbrush Exchange ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/16 "2005-08-12T18:37:50Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > :eek: > > The following is in poor taste > > Doper used poro magazine exchange. Followed by the Doper Used Tissue Exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/17 "2005-08-12T19:46:51Z")
Iā€™d hate to be caught in the middle of a Doper small arms fire exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/18 "2005-08-12T19:54:08Z")
Doper mother-in-law exchange (on second thoughtā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/19 "2005-08-12T19:56:50Z")
The Doper Stock Exchange. "Fifty shares of Lynn Bodoni, at $10 eachā€¦ put a hold on the Eve, and sell the Sampiro! Heā€™s got nothing left after writing up all those stories. CK Dexter Haven has announced a two-for-one splitā€¦ " ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/20 "2005-08-12T20:05:37Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > The Doper Stock Exchange. > > "ā€¦has announced a two-for-one splitā€¦ " Would that qualify as creating a sock? ā€œ **John Q. Doper** banned for creating a two-for-one splitā€¦ā€ NOTE: I just made up that name; apologies if itā€™s a real name. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750.md?page=2)