# Doper exchanges you would prefer to not participate in **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750 "2005-08-12T16:35:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/21 "2005-08-12T20:09:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Doper bodily fluids exchange. > [@](#): > > Doper used condom exchange. Not a bad idea for Halloween season ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/22 "2005-08-12T20:10:59Z")
Curse you, **CandidGamera** , for taking my idea and making it funnier. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/23 "2005-08-12T20:22:10Z")
The Doper IMHO “Is there blood in my stool?” exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/24 "2005-08-12T20:31:11Z")
And, of course, the Doper STD Exchange can’t be missed. ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/25 "2005-08-13T00:29:18Z")
The US Doper Social Security Number exchange probably won’t get a lot of takers. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/26 "2005-08-13T01:33:14Z")
Doper Exotic Bacteria Cultures Exchange ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/27 "2005-08-13T01:38:09Z")
The great doper scab swap. The chewed food exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/28 "2005-08-13T02:33:51Z")
- The Great Doper Calculus Homework Exchange _I give you my stress and you take my mine_ - The Great Doper Mother-in-Law Swap - The Great Doper Coworker Exchange. _We switch workplaces for a week and see who still remains sane_ - The Great Doper Hideously Overdue Library Books Exchange. - The Great Doper Coaster CD/DVD Exchange ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/29 "2005-08-13T02:46:48Z")
Well personally I never saw the appeal of last year’s Dead Grandmother Exchange. And I’d still like to know who came up with 2002’s Level 4 Virus Swap. That was just plain reckless. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/30 "2005-08-13T03:03:00Z")
The First and Only Doper “Music I’ve Downloaded Illegally” Swap. ---
**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/31 "2005-08-13T03:18:14Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > Whenever I see an exchange thread, e.g. coffee mug exchange … There was a coffee mug exchange? Bah! I hope that gets repeated. After confectionery and books, coffee mugs are my favourite thing. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/32 "2005-08-13T04:45:33Z")
**Doper Wife Swap** **Doper Pinky Exchange** ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/33 "2005-08-13T05:15:16Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Curse you, **CandidGamera** , for taking my idea and making it funnier. Oh, I thought they were fairly distinct, but okay. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/34 "2005-08-13T05:27:30Z")
used hypodermic needle exchange rusty razor blade exchange rabid bat exchange deadly venemous snake exchange computer virus exchange ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/35 "2005-08-13T05:37:51Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Oh, I thought they were fairly distinct, but okay. 😉 Personally, I think you guys were both writing funnier, better written versions of what I said in post 4 of this thread. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/36 "2005-08-13T06:36:55Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Doper bodily fluids exchange. Hmm… there are a number of lady dopers with whom I would enjoy meeting up and exchanging certain bodily fluids. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/37 "2005-08-13T08:05:38Z")
> [@Madd Maxx](#): > > The Doper Homemade Porn Video Exchange. > > Is, is that an elbow? No, that has to be a leg. No, wait a minute, that’s the sofa!!! “Is that a LEG?!” ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/38 "2005-08-13T08:22:26Z")
Doper Denture Exchange :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/39 "2005-08-13T09:50:11Z")
I believe there was once an underwear exchange, although I seem to recall there were only 3 or 4 participants, and they bought each other new unders. I also seem to recall the reluctance in part was having to reveal underwear sizes. Or I could be completely wrong and imagining things… ummm, how about \*\*Doper Dust Bunny Exchange \*\* ? Sorry - I got nothin’ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/40 "2005-08-13T12:32:01Z")
Doper “stuff-I-squrted-on-my-computer-screen-while-reading-the-SDMB” exchange. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750.md?page=3)