# Doper exchanges you would prefer to not participate in **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750 "2005-08-12T16:35:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/41 "2005-08-13T12:52:53Z")
Doper credit-card bill exchange. For Doper parents, the Doper Baby Diaper Exchange. Robin ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/42 "2005-08-13T14:30:25Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I believe there was once an underwear exchange, although I seem to recall there were only 3 or 4 participants, and they bought each other new unders. I also seem to recall the reluctance in part was having to reveal underwear sizes. Or I could be completely wrong and imagining things… There was, and we did. I still have mine. 😃 Don’t know what **thinksnow** did with the heffalump boxers I picked out for him, though… You’re not completely wrong _or_ imagining things. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/43 "2005-08-13T14:50:38Z")
- The Doper bowling ball exchange. - The Doper anvil exchange. - The Doper large farm animal exchange. - The Doper small annoying child exchange. - The Doper Bad Dog exchange. - The Doper Unlabelled Household Chemical Exchange. - The Doper Used Motor Oil Exchange. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/44 "2005-08-13T15:06:20Z")
The Doper/doper lifestyle power exchange. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/45 "2005-08-13T21:59:32Z")
> [@bobkitty](#): > > You’re not completely wrong _or_ imagining things. At least not with regards to underwear… I have another - **Dope Belly-Button Lint Exchange**. ---
**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/46 "2005-08-13T22:16:52Z")
The Doper icer cream exchange - just pop it in the mail… ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/47 "2005-08-13T22:24:31Z")
How about we exchange **Liberal** for **Scott Plaid**? ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/48 "2005-08-13T22:33:42Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > How about we exchange **Liberal** for **Scott Plaid**? [Whatever happened to originality?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6467430&postcount=4) Besides, this is about exchanges you would rather not happen, not ones that you dearly wish for. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/49 "2005-08-13T22:43:17Z")
The Doper Stuff In The Septic Tank Swap The Doper Inter Office Memo Swap (though that might be fun) The Doper Finger Nail and Toe Nail Clippings Exchange The Doper Let’s Swap Chewing Gum Swap (with certain dopers that might be fun) The Doper Puke Swap The Doper Glurge Swap The Doper Junk Snail Mail Swap (again that might be fun) ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/50 "2005-08-13T22:48:17Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > [Whatever happened to originality?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6467430&postcount=4) Besides, this is about exchanges you would rather not happen, not ones that you dearly wish for. Bugger I missed that. How about we exchange me for someone with a clue? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/51 "2005-08-13T23:06:41Z")
Well, there’s the \*\* Doper crude projectile exange\*\*, the **Doper Crackpot Theory Exange** , and of course the **Doper Box of Angry Hornets Exchange**. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/52 "2005-08-13T23:24:40Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Well, there’s the \*\* Doper crude projectile exange\*\*, the **Doper Crackpot Theory Exange** , and of course the **Doper Box of Angry Hornets Exchange**. Better stay out of Great Debates then. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/53 "2005-08-14T00:47:08Z")
The Doper Ice Cooler Exchange I know I would get the Ice Cooler of Death ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/54 "2005-08-14T19:29:38Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > The Doper Stock Exchange. > and sell the Sampiro! He’s got nothing left after writing up all those stories. Oh please. Those aren’t the beginnings of the tip of the iceberg. We haven’t gone into Papa Mustang, the years I spent managing an apartment complex for the severely mentally ill, the accidental New Orleans orgy, why Aunt Lucy got committed, my sister and my brother’s weddings (and how my mother reacted to each), the Yugo years, how Kitty & Carrie reacted to… Well, I’m biased, but I’d hold on for a moment. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/55 "2005-08-15T12:37:21Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Oh please. Those aren’t the beginnings of the tip of the iceberg. We haven’t gone into Papa Mustang, the years I spent managing an apartment complex for the severely mentally ill, the accidental New Orleans orgy, why Aunt Lucy got committed, my sister and my brother’s weddings (and how my mother reacted to each), the Yugo years, how Kitty & Carrie reacted to… > > Well, I’m biased, but I’d hold on for a moment. Ssssh! I’m trying to corner the market here. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/56 "2005-08-15T13:16:01Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The Doper Inter Office Memo Swap (though that might be fun) Heh, that could be fun, couldn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750/57 "2005-08-15T14:08:00Z")
I can’t believe I’m the first to say this: Doper used menstrual products exchange. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-exchanges-you-would-prefer-to-not-participate-in/316750.md?page=2)