# Doper Genders **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 8, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787 "2005-12-08T23:37:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/81 "2005-12-10T20:14:22Z")
I’m a maleman. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/82 "2005-12-10T21:48:17Z")
Minority among the population at large, although part of the **SDMB** ’s majority sex. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/83 "2005-12-10T22:20:08Z")
WhyNot has girly bits. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/84 "2005-12-10T22:24:47Z")
Uh, let’s see… Hmm… Why, I do think that I’m male. ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/85 "2005-12-10T23:23:01Z")
I’ve had pelvic exams the past 5 years so I sure hope I’m female! ---
**Author:** ![davmilasav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@davmilasav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davmilasav)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/86 "2005-12-11T02:53:54Z")
DavmiLaSav Innie ---
**Author:** ![Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckler_of_Swashing)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/87 "2005-12-11T05:13:26Z")
**Buckler of Swashing** buckles and swashes like a girl. Because she is one. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/88 "2005-12-11T05:30:34Z")
**Q.E.D.** is full of 17ß-Hydroxyandrost-4-en-3-one. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/89 "2005-12-11T05:34:57Z")
The “elf” part of my name is German and means “eleven”. There seems to be some thought that elf=female, though presumably the making of baby elves requires boy elves and girl elves and there the word should be gender neutral. Anyhow, my wedding tackle is external. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/90 "2005-12-11T05:44:38Z")
I am she. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/91 "2005-12-11T06:41:14Z")
You know, I’ve never really pondered that before. Let’s see here _looks in pants_. Ah, it appears I am a male. Good to know. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/92 "2005-12-11T06:52:25Z")
**dogbutler** male **dog~** female ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/93 "2005-12-11T11:42:17Z")
Male. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/94 "2005-12-11T13:17:30Z")
For the damn lot of good it does me, I am a heterosexual male. And my screen name 'don’t have an “L” in it. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/95 "2005-12-11T14:33:56Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Happy Lendervedder: Manboy. Well this has already been enlightening for me. All this time and I’ve read your username as “Happy **Lavender** ” and assumed you were female. Me, 1920s Style “Death Ray” - male (just call me Ray.) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/96 "2005-12-11T15:32:09Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > **Q.E.D.** is full of 17ß-Hydroxyandrost-4-en-3-one. We know your a geek, that wasn’t the question. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/97 "2005-12-11T16:18:02Z")
> [@1920s Style "Death Ray"](#): > > …(just call me Ray.) But I doesn’t have to call you Johnson, right? ---
**Author:** ![davmilasav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@davmilasav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davmilasav)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/98 "2005-12-11T19:13:45Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > But I doesn’t have to call you Johnson, right? But you could call his Johnson “Johnson.” ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/99 "2005-12-11T20:03:23Z")
Perhaps “Dead Tom” would have been more accurate. I possess fewer than the average number of mammary glands. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/100 "2005-12-11T20:41:06Z")
> [@Penchan](#): > > I’ve had pelvic exams the past 5 years so I sure hope I’m female! So does your gynecologist. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787.md?page=6)