# Doper Genders **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 8, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787 "2005-12-08T23:37:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/121 "2005-12-14T18:40:05Z")
> [@Mehitabel](#): > > “i am a lady archy always a lady” > > Unnecessary, I’m sure, as everybody on the planet instantly recognizes a character created for a now-defunct newspaper in 1916 by a poet who’s been dead for sixty years. 😃 Isn’t it something about an ant that jumps on the typewriter? I think I had a book of that when I was a kid. I didn’t remember Mehitabel was a lady. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/122 "2005-12-14T19:00:32Z")
NurseCarmen = Male I’ve never kept it a secret, but it always ends up suprising someone. ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/123 "2005-12-14T19:10:22Z")
I’m one of them wimmen-folk. ---
**Author:** ![Mint\_Julep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc79bd/32.png) [@Mint\_Julep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mint_Julep)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/124 "2005-12-14T20:48:39Z")
Im a girl 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/125 "2005-12-15T00:06:55Z")
Jake=Male. Obviously. Circumcised though. ---
**Author:** ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/126 "2005-12-15T17:55:22Z")
I am all male… at least the last time I looked… ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/127 "2005-12-15T18:02:06Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Guilty as charged. I picture you as a slim dark-haired beret-sporting chick. With a hint of tired sophistication and a Galois. :o Me too. BTW, have we actually got any of those? ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/128 "2005-12-16T05:55:48Z")
**Gigi,** it could be hard to tell with George ‘Krazy Kat’ Hermann’s drawings, but Archy was actually a cockroach. Mehitabel was his adventuress alley cat friend, although she was very moody and Archy would hide in the typewriter keys if she looked especially hungry. [Here they are!](http://www.donmarquis.com/archy/) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/129 "2005-12-16T20:22:42Z")
Did you know that the male Zebra has the largest penis, compared to body size, of any land mammal? That is why I was forced to take this name. Zebra = male ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/130 "2005-12-16T21:30:08Z")
JustAnotherGeek = JustAnotherGuy 😃 [See?](http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16099540296681527088) ---
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/131 "2005-12-16T22:03:02Z")
MrsMonkey: female shocking I know ---
**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/132 "2005-12-21T11:17:54Z")
OK, one last compilation, since the thread has died down. Let me know if I’ve missed or mischaracterized anyone. FYI, for future reference, if you search for “Doper Genders” in the simple search box at the top of any SDMB page, you get this thread. **Female:** Anaamika Anastasaeon Antigen Buckler of Swashing Chanteuse DeadlyAccurate Draelin FlyingRamenMonster Girl Next Door Good Egg Harimad-sol HazelNutCoffee Ice Wolf Johanna Kythereia Ludy Mehitabel Mint Julep MissTake MrsMonkey NailBunny PapSett Penchan Rushgeekgirl SeeNoReason Snickers Susie Derkins Tamryne TellMeI’mNotCrazy WhyNot YaWanna Zabali\_Clawbane ZipperJJ cherry davmilasav gigi gwendee kaiwik melondeca mlerose moonstarssun percypercy taxi78cab twickster vivalostwages vix \*\*Male: \*\* 1920s Style “Death Ray” 633squadron A.R. Cane Agent Foxtrot ArchitectChore AskNott Askia BrainGlutton CalMeacham Colibri Crafter\_Man Dead Cat Denis Der Trihs Dinaroozie El\_Kabong Electronic Chaos F. U. Shakespeare FlyingCowOfDoom Governor Quinn Happy Lendervedder Jake JustAnotherGeek Khadaji Kid\_A Kilvert’s Pagan MacGyverInSeattle Marley23 Mbossa Mr. Blue Sky Nature’s Call Nic2004 Noone Special NurseCarmen Polerius Priceguy Q.E.D. Ranchoth RandMcnally Revenant Threshold Roderick Femm Rodgers01 Rysdad Seven Spatial Rift 47 Sternvogel Strinka Sunspace Tengu Tibbycat Twoflower VenusProbe Zebra amarone clairobscur crowmanyclouds dbygawdcapn dogbutler dolphinboy elmwood interface2x jrfranchi marque elf matt\_mcl picker saoirse silenus ultrafilter whole bean ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/133 "2005-12-21T14:04:52Z")
> [@Polerius](#): > > OK, one last compilation, since the thread has died down. > > Let me know if I’ve missed or mischaracterized anyone. > > FYI, for future reference, if you search for “Doper Genders” in the simple search box at the top of any SDMB page, you get this thread. > > \ You forgot ‘Capricorn’. (from page 1) > [@Winston Smith](#): > > **Winston** , Capricorn. ---
**Author:** ![Starlite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Starlite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starlite)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/134 "2005-12-21T16:21:12Z")
Starlite - definitely female ---
**Author:** ![lalaith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@lalaith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lalaith)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/135 "2005-12-21T16:54:46Z")
Female and lovin’ every moment of it. I’d use “I Enjoy Being a Girl” as my theme song, except I, a grown woman, detest being called a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Polerius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Polerius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polerius)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/136 "2005-12-21T17:51:48Z")
> [@Winston Smith](#): > > You forgot ‘Capricorn’. > (from page 1) I don’t get it 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Mis\_Understood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8edcca/32.png) [@Mis\_Understood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mis_Understood)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/137 "2005-12-21T17:53:49Z")
Female ---
**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/138 "2005-12-22T02:16:27Z")
Cockatiel- female ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/139 "2005-12-22T05:00:12Z")
qwest - male ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-genders/334787/140 "2005-12-22T05:10:02Z")
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