# Doper In My Midst...Reveal Yourself! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336 "2008-01-04T23:02:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/21 "2008-01-05T13:31:31Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] Organize a company potluck. See who brings pie. [/QUOTE] There’s always been pie at potlucks. Multiple pies. Maybe I’m in a nest of Dopers? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/22 "2008-01-05T13:32:59Z")
[QUOTE=zweisamkeit] Where in Detroit do you work? There are at least two dopers (me and another) where I work. You could be a third! [/QUOTE] Ann Arbor, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/23 "2008-01-05T15:33:32Z")
Distribute a memo with multiple grammar problems; see who returns it corrected. OR send an email filled with internet glurge and see who sends you a link to Snopes. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/24 "2008-01-05T16:03:00Z")
Well, obviously all you need to do is get a small model plane, and place it on a small model treadmill on your desk. If that doesn’t do it, nothing will. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/25 "2008-01-05T16:11:18Z")
[QUOTE=Leaffan] Well, obviously all you need to do is get a small model plane, and place it on a small model treadmill on your desk. If that doesn’t do it, nothing will. [/QUOTE] I’m curious to see who it is. I don’t have a desire to be mauled by them. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/26 "2008-01-05T17:16:15Z")
Have you considered getting yourself a small stuffed goat for your desk, and putting a “Welcome” banner on it? Or, less doable, a small aquarium with a squid in it. With the “Welcome” banner. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/27 "2008-01-05T19:15:45Z")
Stand in a corner and mumble “Hi Opal” over and over and over again just loud enough to be heard. You’ll either be carted off to join Britney or someone will shoot you with a 1920s Style Death Ray ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/28 "2008-01-05T19:30:53Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Stand in a corner and mumble “Hi Opal” over and over and over again just loud enough to be heard. You’ll either be carted off to join Britney or someone will shoot you with a 1920s Style Death Ray [/QUOTE] [Britney](http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/tv/img/1281_15_0901_britney_spears_c.jpg) or [Britney](http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1287.jpg)? If it’s the first, then I’m fine with that. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/29 "2008-01-05T19:53:19Z")
Start posting threads in MPSIMS related to your increasing sense of mental unbalance and sexual passion - and your need to stand naked in the office or cubicle of anyone NOT wearing , say, a Mickey Mouse hat - and ravish them. :eek: I suspect that your Doper colleague will become obvious - either by wearing the hat immediately and always, or stopping by to point out that they are NOT wearing a hat and ready for a big dose of naked **LOUNE** … ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/30 "2008-01-05T20:00:23Z")
[QUOTE=WordMan] Start posting threads in MPSIMS related to your increasing sense of mental unbalance and sexual passion - and your need to stand naked in the office or cubicle of anyone NOT wearing , say, a Mickey Mouse hat - and ravish them. :eek: I suspect that your Doper colleague will become obvious - either by wearing the hat immediately and always, or stopping by to point out that they are NOT wearing a hat and ready for a big dose of naked **LOUNE** … [/QUOTE] Someone wouldn’t want me naked? The mind..it boggles. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/31 "2008-01-05T20:27:23Z")
[QUOTE=Leaffan] Well, obviously all you need to do is get a small model plane, and place it on a small model treadmill on your desk. If that doesn’t do it, nothing will. [/QUOTE] I should do this since I work for the FAA. I’m sure I’d get lots of stupid looks, and stupid questions. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/32 "2008-01-05T23:09:11Z")
The answer has been staring you in the face! Leave a hardcopy of this thread on the same TP dispenser… … then wait… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/33 "2008-01-06T00:34:00Z")
[QUOTE=cmyk] The answer has been staring you in the face! Leave a hardcopy of this thread on the same TP dispenser… … then wait… [/QUOTE] You know, this is actually a pretty good idea…and from you! Who woulda thunk it? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/34 "2008-01-06T00:45:04Z")
I can hardly believe it myself! Just make sure there’s a roll on the dispenser, or someone might use this thread as, well… you know. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/35 "2008-01-06T00:52:18Z")
A better option: get a model sheep for your cube and call it Hal. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/36 "2008-01-06T02:00:49Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] Wouldn’t they have to come back first? [/QUOTE] Watch for the one who forgets the pie in the car! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/37 "2008-01-06T02:21:48Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Send an office email asking everyone what “14 k of g in a f p d” stands for and that you’ll have the answer soon. Your doper friend will quickly reveal him/her self and stab you. [/QUOTE] Would that be the first _cite-able_ case of someone being killed because of a SDMB post? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/38 "2008-01-06T16:29:05Z")
Get a sdmb T-shirt printed up,most people wont know what the hell the initials stand for(and if they ask you can lie)but any doper will be on it. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/39 "2008-01-06T16:37:23Z")
[QUOTE=Lust4Life] Get a sdmb T-shirt printed up,most people wont know what the hell the initials stand for(and if they ask you can lie)but any doper will be on it. [/QUOTE] Riiiiiiight…and the rest will assume he’s into chains and whips! I’m not sure he wants to be known as “that weird bondage guy in the left row of cubes”. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/40 "2008-01-06T16:40:46Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Riiiiiiight…and the rest will assume he’s into chains and whips! I’m not sure he wants to be known as “that weird bondage guy in the left row of cubes”. [/QUOTE] Let’s see…SDMB. Slowly Drinking My Beer? No, I don’t drink. Shitting Diamonds Making Babies? No, that’s just too odd, even for me. Showing Dick Morning Brunch? Eh, it’s the workplace… Smearing Dead Monkey Brains? But…smearing them on what?? I need anther initial! Smashing Dreams Mating in Bed? I’m obviously running out of ideas. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336.md?page=3)