# Doper In My Midst...Reveal Yourself! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336 "2008-01-04T23:02:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/41 "2008-01-06T17:09:46Z")
Smack dealing mother bumper. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/42 "2008-01-07T02:28:47Z")
You really could wear a Straight Dope tee ([https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat](https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat)) to work and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/43 "2008-01-07T03:03:59Z")
Hehe … for a moment I thought the thread title was “Dopers in the Mist”. I was wondering when Diane Fossey was going to show up. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/44 "2008-01-07T03:05:27Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Riiiiiiight…and the rest will assume he’s into chains and whips! [/QUOTE] Bondage AND remaindered factory-reject t-shirts. Not the rep you want at work, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/45 "2008-01-07T04:15:34Z")
[QUOTE=Ruby] You really could wear a Straight Dope tee ([https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat](https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat)) to work and see what happens. [/QUOTE] That’s a great idea. If I saw someone wearing one, I’d at least have to give them a wink. Or is there a secret sign I should know? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/46 "2008-01-07T04:58:37Z")
Just go around to everyone at your workplace asking them if they are a Doper. I mean… it could work, but in all honesty I don’t recommend it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/47 "2008-01-07T13:45:13Z")
Hey, that must have been me! Do the foil hat thing, and I’ll come by and find you. I’ll say "Cecil says ‘Hi!’ " so you know it’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/48 "2008-01-07T13:49:27Z")
[QUOTE=Malacandra] Hey, that must have been me! Do the foil hat thing, and I’ll come by and find you. I’ll say "Cecil says ‘Hi!’ " so you know it’s me. [/QUOTE] Crap, now I’ve gotta go get some tinfoil… Wouldn’t sheep’s blood be more cost-effective? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/49 "2008-01-07T15:03:58Z")
[QUOTE=Cat Fight] That’s a great idea. If I saw someone wearing one, I’d at least have to give them a wink. Or is there a secret sign I should know? [/QUOTE] We’ll put it this way. If you should know the sign, you would know the sign. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/50 "2008-01-07T16:16:10Z")
Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/51 "2008-01-07T16:32:37Z")
[QUOTE=Slypork] Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR. [/QUOTE] Well, one is good…the other is bad. Very bad. My conversations are risque enough. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/52 "2008-01-07T16:39:04Z")
[QUOTE=Slypork] Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR. [/QUOTE] Pretty much any method that’ll actually work is going to get him sent to HR. Maybe he should just plan to meet his secret admirer there? It could eliminate a step or three. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/53 "2008-01-07T16:59:47Z")
[QUOTE=Slypork] Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR. [/QUOTE] That should be “18” DHIBJD :eek: :eek: ". ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/54 "2008-01-07T17:00:45Z")
[QUOTE=Dragwyr] That should be “18” DHIBJD :eek: :eek: ". [/QUOTE] Thanks. I keep forgetting the :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336/55 "2008-01-07T17:07:04Z")
[QUOTE=Slypork] Thanks. I keep forgetting the :eek: :eek: [/QUOTE] Oh, how could one forget the :eek: :eek: ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-in-my-midst-reveal-yourself/432336.md?page=2)