# Doper Kopek (has passed)(Ruble in the MMP) edited title

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 7, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595 "2020-02-07T18:43:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/241 "2020-02-17T23:54:43Z")

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Wow, he really doesn’t listen does he? 🙂

Fantastic news!

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/242 "2020-02-18T00:03:10Z")

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Yeeehah! Multiple cheers for excellent news!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/243 "2020-02-18T00:07:30Z")

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I am so happy for you both! Wonderful, wonderful news. I, too, offer a **Swampy** belly rub, and a most sincere hug from me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/244 "2020-02-18T00:14:23Z")

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Yay!! 😃 😃 😃 😃

That’s not four people smiling, that’s me smiling four people wide.

You aren’t going to show this thread to **ruble** are you? He might think we actually _like_ him. :eek:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/245 "2020-02-18T00:30:27Z")

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SO much for negative waves. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/246 "2020-02-18T00:38:22Z")

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Ohhh, my gosh. What an amazing, wonderful turn of events.

**hugs** for both of you!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/247 "2020-02-18T01:18:06Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> Praise God! Praying more good news forthcoming!  
> ( **Swampy,** is there video of the happy gay white boy dance? )

It looks like [this.](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=happy+gay+white+boy+dance&&view=detail&mid=7D4AA54AD01FE405925E7D4AA54AD01FE405925E&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dhappy%2Bgay%2Bwhite%2Bboy%2Bdance%26FORM%3DHDRSC3) Brain bleach not included. 😃  
**Old\_Wench** bookmark that video to show **Ruble**. Tell him this is what I promise to do. 😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/248 "2020-02-18T01:20:37Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> ( **Swampy,** is there video of the happy gay white boy dance? )

The world is not yet prepared for the happy gay white boy dance.

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/249 "2020-02-18T01:41:56Z")

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**OW** you have all my hugs and dances for such good news. I like to believe that prayers, hopes, etc. bring change, am I the only one who has had the passing thought that **ruble** just got one over on us? Probably not, especially not on **OW** , but still . . .

Whatever happened behind the veil, I am truly filled with joy over this news! **ruble** ’s still with us!

More hugs ((( **OW** )))!!!

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**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/250 "2020-02-18T02:30:23Z")

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Praise God! More prayers going up for more recovery and joy.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/251 "2020-02-18T05:00:56Z")

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Fabulous news. Thank God. Here’s hoping for more and fast improvements. So happy to read this. **[[[[[O-W and Ruble]]]]]**.

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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/252 "2020-02-18T05:28:34Z")

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Chocolate cake for breakfast and now this?

(Now if I could just find the ninjas cutting onions, I might be able to press Send.)

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/253 "2020-02-19T14:37:16Z")

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**kopek** is always very kind. Sounds like he’s still himself. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/254 "2020-02-19T19:14:21Z")

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**Old Wench** , please tell that idiot man of yours to stop roller-coasting and get on the up-up-upslope.

May the inevitable downslopes you’ll have in the upcoming months be real tiny.

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**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/255 "2020-02-22T00:46:18Z")

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Sorry, but I didn’t realize how long it’s been since I last updated. There have been a number of ups & some serious downs, long days, tests, more tests, decisions, etc.

He is still making progress, moving a bit more, awake and responding for longer periods, but still has a long way to go. The current objective is to get him off the ventilator to a tracheostomy, then a heart stent, then off to long-term rehab.

Meanwhile, I tell him he’s getting the full spa treatment. When I went back this afternoon, his nurse told me that she’d bathed him, washed his hair, changed his gown, fluffed his many pillows, swabbed out his mouth for minty freshness, pretty much everything short of a manicure/pedicure. I pointed out to him today that I have to walk all the way over to the bathroom in the corner of his room while he gets to just lay there and pee. I got “the look.” I also refer to his feeding solution, which looks like a melted chocolate shake, as Soylent Green (to the amusement or confusion of the staff, depending on their age). He just rolls his eyes and grins.

I tell the staff that his first words when he can finally talk will be “Woman, what the hell have you been babbling about all this time?” I can’t wait. 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/256 "2020-02-22T01:10:30Z")

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Yay for progress! Also I agree. The lazy bum needs to get to the point where he has to go to that bathroom and pee like any decent human being should! 😃 Tell him I am jealous that he gets the chocolate flavored Soylent Green. Plus, he still has to get well so he can finally solve the mystery as to whether or not I am actually gay.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/257 "2020-02-22T01:34:44Z")

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I am happy to hear he is progressing.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/258 "2020-02-22T01:47:22Z")

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Glad things are going better!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/259 "2020-02-22T01:48:42Z")

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Thank you for sharing the update, OW! Continued prayers and positive energy for you and him.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-kopek-has-passed-ruble-in-the-mmp-edited-title/847595/260 "2020-02-22T02:21:59Z")

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_Happy Dance_

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