# Doper ladies: I have a mustache and I'm ready, willing and able to use it
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 17, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953 "2010-11-17T06:02:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/1 "2010-11-17T06:02:35Z")
November 18 is “[Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ)”: in support of men’s cancer fight - prostate, testicular, whatever.
I have a (possibly cheesy) mustache, and I am eager to give rides.
Who’s up for it?
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### Author:  [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/2 "2010-11-17T06:05:32Z")
Hey, I do that all the time anyway. And he’d be upset if I started “donating” to “other causes” as it were.
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/3 "2010-11-17T06:15:32Z")
Because you’re not a whore if it’s for charity!
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### Author:  [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/4 "2010-11-17T06:24:37Z")
Giddy-up, mustache man!
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### Author:  [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/5 "2010-11-17T06:26:10Z")
I support the cancer fight for men, but I’m not really into facial hair.
Got my fingers crossed for you, though!
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### Author:  [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/6 "2010-11-17T06:53:48Z")
Lotsa luck, **Oslo**!
As for me, I’ll be doing my part on a very local level. 😛
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### Author:  [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/7 "2010-11-17T15:02:04Z")
Oh, sure–tell us _now_. You’ve got to give us a few weeks notice so we can grow our mustaches!
(Fortunately, I already have a rather nice one. Go me!)
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/8 "2010-11-17T16:32:44Z")
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
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### Author:  [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/9 "2010-11-17T16:44:51Z")
Dammit I just shaved this morning! Is there a Facebook group or something I should have joined so I could get the memo?
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### Author:  [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/10 "2010-11-17T16:47:19Z")
Yeah. Umm. Totally supportive, in theory. In practice it would have implications for my marriage that I’m not ready for.
Plus, the only guy I know personally with a moustache is the farty barber from next door who parks like a moron and calls me the wrong name - and I’m pretty sure his wife would mind as much as my husband.
I’d stick a moustache magnet on my car though. I think the pink ribbon is over exposed.
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### Author:  [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/11 "2010-11-17T16:56:56Z")
This makes me want to dig up my old thread in CS, titled “With great mustache comes great responsibility”. It was more popular than I expected, lots of great mustaches posted there.
I’m another mustache supporter in theory but not in practice. My bf is mustache-less, every so often he let’s his stubble grow and although it looks sexy, it doesn’t feel sexy. So I’ve never been able to tolerate it long enough for him to go full mustache.
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### Author:  [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/12 "2010-11-17T17:53:04Z")
> [@gwendee](#):
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> Plus, the only guy I know personally with a moustache is the farty barber from next door who parks like a moron and calls me the wrong name
Ha. Oh my god. . .the first, oh, 10 times I read this, I read it as, “Parks like a MORMON,” and was super confused. 😛
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/13 "2010-11-17T18:05:20Z")
If I don’t shave tomorrow can I just get a handjob?
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### Author:  [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/14 "2010-11-17T18:11:12Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> Because you’re not a whore if it’s for charity!
This phrase needs to be meme’d…STAT!
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### Author:  [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/15 "2010-11-17T19:00:12Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> Ha. Oh my god. . .the first, oh, 10 times I read this, I read it as, “Parks like a MORMON,” and was super confused. 😛
Same here. Weird.
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### Author:  [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/16 "2010-11-17T20:02:11Z")
I got handlebars. Nice an’ curly. I’m just sayin’.
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### Author:  [@ptr2void](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ptr2void)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/17 "2010-11-17T20:53:46Z")
Does a van Dyke count?
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### Author:  [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/18 "2010-11-17T21:59:19Z")
> [@ptr2void](#):
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> Does a van Dyke count?
Dick or Jerry?
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/19 "2010-11-17T22:54:59Z")
I love that Movember is gaining momentum! I don’t think half the guys I know who are doing it would have said ‘prostate’ in public before. Hopefully it will do more than just raise money for charity, but encourage them (and all men) to get physicals, too. My only fear is that there will be a spike in child molester sightings. Some of these 'staches are scary.
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### Author:  [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-ladies-i-have-a-mustache-and-im-ready-willing-and-able-to-use-it/560953/20 "2010-11-17T23:13:31Z")
Another mustache, here. Ready to do my part for the cause.
Please.
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