# Doper men: flushing habits

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-men-flushing-habits/328883>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 1, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-men-flushing-habits/328883 "2005-11-01T08:10:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-men-flushing-habits/328883/21 "2005-11-02T00:25:06Z")

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> [@Harmonious Discord](#):
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> I suppose you end up poking yourself in the eye too.

There once was a young man from Kent,  
whose dick was so long that it bent.  
To save himself trouble, he put it in double  
and instead of coming, he went.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-men-flushing-habits/328883/22 "2005-11-02T00:44:06Z")

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I worked as a janitor for several years, and I had plenty of time to contemplate such things.

**roger thornhill,** that foul-smelling mat keeps cigarettes, cigars, and paper towels from plugging up the drain. It’s bloody alarming to have a urinal barf a smelly flood on your shoes.

**seosamh,** some places with access to lots of ice put it in the urinals to keep the smell down. Cold piss doesn’t exude odor as fast.

**DMark,** they used to have those troughs at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and at Ross-Ade Stadium at Purdue University.

A high school teacher told us of a bar in Nevada where the front of the bar was stainless steel, with a continuous cascade of water. Gents didn’t need to walk to the restroom, they’d just unzip and piss from where they were standing. “Is this where all the dicks hang out?” “Yup.”

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-men-flushing-habits/328883/23 "2005-11-02T00:49:08Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> A high school teacher told us of a bar in Nevada where the front of the bar was stainless steel, with a continuous cascade of water. Gents didn’t need to walk to the restroom, they’d just unzip and piss from where they were standing. “Is this where all the dicks hang out?” “Yup.”

Hmmm…sounds like either an Urban Myth or your high school teacher was really drunk and standing in front of the Bellagio one night…

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