# Doper Middle Names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060 "2005-08-15T04:58:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/21 "2005-08-15T07:29:16Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > Cookie for the person with the best/most obscure/coolest middle name šŸ™‚ Broughton - do I win??? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/22 "2005-08-15T07:46:20Z")
Wesley. _sigh_ After a great-great-grandfather. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/23 "2005-08-15T08:01:21Z")
Merlin ---
**Author:** ![gfloyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@gfloyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gfloyd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/24 "2005-08-15T08:28:03Z")
Jane, how dull, I know ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/25 "2005-08-15T10:40:48Z")
Brennon ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/26 "2005-08-15T10:48:21Z")
I donā€™t have a middle name - anyone else like that out there? ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/27 "2005-08-15T10:57:22Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > I donā€™t have a middle name - anyone else like that out there? I donā€™t have one either. _sob_ ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/28 "2005-08-15T11:01:51Z")
Carlos ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/29 "2005-08-15T11:03:32Z")
Elmer ---
**Author:** ![Tuco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tuco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuco)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/30 "2005-08-15T11:04:11Z")
John Iā€™m the first John? Blimey. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/31 "2005-08-15T11:35:16Z")
**TWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt!** > [@](#): > > boganā€™d Official Time Out Of Thread For Use of Native Slang in Global Community. What does _bogan_ mean? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/32 "2005-08-15T11:37:25Z")
when i complained about not having one, my mother gave this: Trouble to this day, anyone who asks her what my middle name is, she will answer ā€œTroubleā€ ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/33 "2005-08-15T11:44:21Z")
> [@Atheist Princess](#): > > Kingston? Awesome šŸ†’ Thanks. To this day I still donā€™t know if it was my mom or dads idea. They each point the finger at each other when asked who thought it up. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/34 "2005-08-15T11:44:47Z")
Mary. After both grandmothers ā€“ my Lithuanian grandmother was actually Mariana, and my WASP grandmother went by Molly. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/35 "2005-08-15T11:49:57Z")
[Bogan](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogan&defid=734021) ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/36 "2005-08-15T11:56:29Z")
> [@heraldgwena](#): > > Marie Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/37 "2005-08-15T12:04:48Z")
Raymond. For my grandfather who was actually named Ramon, but I guess the folks didnā€™t want me to sound TOO ethinc. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/38 "2005-08-15T12:07:59Z")
Jay ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/39 "2005-08-15T12:08:16Z")
Michelle. I hate it. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/40 "2005-08-15T12:13:08Z")
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