# Doper Middle Names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060 "2005-08-15T04:58:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![seosamh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@seosamh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seosamh)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/101 "2005-08-15T21:14:09Z")

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Francis.

As noted elsewhere, my mother wanted to call me Francis but my father would not countenance such an extravagant name so it’s my middle one - unintentionally giving me the initials JFK.

I cannot imagine having gone through life as a Frank or a Francie instead of a Joe.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/102 "2005-08-15T21:26:15Z")

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Sommer. A family name.

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**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/103 "2005-08-15T21:29:16Z")

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> [@Ultraviolet](#):
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> So, where are all the Lynns? When I was in highschool, it seemed that almost half of the girls in my grade had the middle name of Lynn. Don’t know if it was a mid-70s trend, or what. Mine is Michele.

I’m a Lynn! I’m surprised we don’t have more of them here–I thought most women around my age (35) had Lynn, Marie, or Ann(e) for middle names.

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/104 "2005-08-15T21:33:51Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> My wife is currently pregnant, and if it’s a boy, we’re naming him Max. I can’t believe how unreasonable my wife is being, what with the fight she’s putting up over my wanting the kid’s middle name to be either “Power” or “Danger”.

**Hal** , have you and my husband been having secret meetings? I’m due in a couple of weeks and he’s _still_ pushing Danger and Trouble. He is also fond of suggesting middle names that will give the baby funky initials - like KGB. He’s a bit nutty.

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/105 "2005-08-15T23:10:22Z")

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My middle names are Alexander and John, which is pretty amusing because my first name is Welsh and causes everyone to mispronounce and/or misspell it.

Following the family tradition, my kids (twin boys) have two middle names each as well.

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**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/106 "2005-08-15T23:46:55Z")

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Hartwell

All four of us kids got family surnames as middle names.

My wife would like to call me “Hart,” but I’m not convinced.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/107 "2005-08-15T23:49:58Z")

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MacKenzie.

(Yes, with two capital letters. That’s how it is on my birth certificate.)

It’s a last name from a branch of the family that died out years before my birth.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/108 "2005-08-16T00:18:58Z")

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Katrina.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/109 "2005-08-16T00:29:34Z")

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Stratton

I’m 3rd generation oldest male with that middle name, and my sister gave the middle name to her middle son, seeing as I have no children and will never have any.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/110 "2005-08-16T00:30:49Z")

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Carol (which is my mother’s first name)

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/111 "2005-08-16T00:35:28Z")

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Walton (father’s mother’s maiden name). I was named for my father’s father, whose middle name was Walter, but they wanted to honor the other side of the family while keeping the initials.

BTW: Every serious love affair but one in my life was with a woman with the middle name Marie. (The other one was Gayle. Go figure.)

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/112 "2005-08-16T00:38:16Z")

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Elliott. Same as my father, little brother, son and grandson. I am currenty fighting with a witch at a local Social Security office over my middle name. My official birth certificate from the county I was born has my middle name as Elliot. My middle name is spelled with 2 t’s on everything else. She is claiming I can’t get another SSN card till I fix this problem. Her boss tells me it doesn’t matter but in front of her he says it’s her call. I called back to Washington DC and was told it didn’t matter, I’m waiting for the official letter now.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/113 "2005-08-16T00:47:21Z")

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> [@Rushgeekgirl](#):
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> Another Dawn.  
> Not sure if it was due to a fad or not. I didn’t even know that was a fad at some point!

I only mention it because there were a number of Dopers in some “names I hate” thread that said middle names like “Dawn” and “Lynn” were just fads, and they wanted to smack the mother or some such thing. I thought it was strange, but to each their own.

So, hello, fellow Dawn 😛

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/114 "2005-08-16T01:11:30Z")

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Paul.

I know, how boring, eh?

But I add my nickname right after it, and just before my last name on most things. Or, I just go plainly by my nickname.

Tripler  
Oh, and I use the “Jr.” suffix, too.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/115 "2005-08-16T01:17:56Z")

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Why thank you **twickster** and **Priceguy** on behalf of my parents. When I was knee high to a grasshopper, literally, my parents were living in a tent in the middle of the forest with no one else around for miles and hence had lots of time to come up with a good name.

I like the idea of 4 names but the last person to have that in my family died in 1908. Maybe I’ll revive it.

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**Author:** ![Landshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/77aa72/32.png) [@Landshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Landshark)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/116 "2005-08-16T01:30:19Z")

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Walter.

My paternal grandfather’s first name. I never met the man, as far as I can recall; I assume because of that the name does not really have any significance for me.

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/117 "2005-08-16T01:38:42Z")

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Joy. No special reason for it, I think it was just a filler name. I often sign things Cyros J. MyLastName but rarely have any occasion to use my middle name. Meh.

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/118 "2005-08-16T01:41:19Z")

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My middle name is Kate. It was my great grandmothers name. Her name was actually Kate, not Katherine or Katrina- just Kate. I like my middle name.

My husbands middle name is Lee. he hates it.

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**Author:** ![Arianne\_aka\_Hey\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Arianne\_aka\_Hey\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arianne_aka_Hey_You)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/119 "2005-08-16T01:44:33Z")

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Annette. And I’m surprised that I’m the only one so far.

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-middle-names/317060/120 "2005-08-16T01:50:40Z")

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> [@LVgeogeek](#):
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> My middle name is Kate. It was my great grandmothers name. Her name was actually Kate, not Katherine or Katrina- just Kate. I like my middle name.

Oooh, I like that. We’ve been struggling to find a middle name in case we have a girl (can’t start with a P, an L, a vowel or end in an N) Mind if I add it to my list?

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