# Doper Mystery Story

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 29, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238 "2010-05-29T23:21:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/1 "2010-05-29T23:21:07Z")

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Inspired by **mnemosyne** ’s post in this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=564716)

The rules are simple. Build an ongoing story based on stuff that has been posted on the Dope.

It was a dark and stormy night…

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/2 "2010-05-29T23:23:48Z")

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And out of the inky shadows came a man in an expensive suit…

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/3 "2010-05-30T02:57:35Z")

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He showed me a slip of paper on which was printed 14 k of g in an f p d.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/4 "2010-05-30T03:21:30Z")

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But before he could tell me the answer, he knocked the wind out of me with a 14-inch, ice blue, double-headed jelly dildo.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/5 "2010-05-30T17:25:30Z")

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I awoke to find myself strapped to a weight-lifting bench as a large, wet towel was placed onto my face.

I knew this was not going to be a good day.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/6 "2010-05-31T01:52:37Z")

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I had the sense that there was a large menacing presence approaching me silently out of the [gloom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851)…

I inspired a game thread? Cool!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-mystery-story/541238/7 "2010-05-31T02:23:13Z")

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I was suddenly inspired by the notion of placing the blimp on a treadmill to see if said action would help or hinder the dirigible’s ability to take off.