# Doper NSFW Picture Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Dusty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Dusty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/181 "2008-09-10T05:22:06Z")
> [@Freyr](#): > > Nice! You make a good Donatello statue šŸ˜ƒ Thank you. Being nude, at least people wonā€™t think Iā€™m either a woman or a 12 year old boy. I get both frequently when I wear clothes. Iā€™ve posted another. This time Iā€™m in [Vertumnus and Pomona](http://www.wga.hu/art/p/pontormo/2poggio/0poggio.jpg), by Jacopo Pontormo. Thatā€™s not my head, incidentally. Well, it is, but rather thatā€™s not my hair, right ear, or faceā€“those are from the original fresco. In David, my face was obscured enough that I didnā€™t care, but thereā€™s no silly hat to pull down here. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/182 "2008-09-10T05:33:07Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > ā€¦donā€™t expect art. > > [ā€¦] > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg) I canā€™t figure out all of the elements, but there are some things about that shot (I mean the composition, not the lovely subject:)) that make it work on a lot more levels artistically than Iā€™m betting you intended. The dissonance with the hands (faced mostly forward), the face (side, with eyes closed), the lipstick and necklace, the lack of body-hiding props and the slightly disheveled hair contribute to a question: Do I care, or donā€™t I? ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/183 "2008-09-10T05:33:42Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > Ok, Iā€™ll go. I really like your hair in the 2nd photo actually, that was the first thing I thought upon viewing. Itā€™s veryā€¦ I donā€™t know- attractive? I just like it a lot though. Good on you for posting though, and you shouldnā€™t be ashamed of your body- youā€™re very pretty, and Iā€™ll just end this post here, so it doesnā€™t get all skivvy and perverted. But I take my hat off to you for doing something that I probably cannot do yet due to my own self image views, which Iā€™m working on. Actually, that kudos goes to all of you in here, ladies (and yesā€¦ even you dudes). I respect the fact that you all have posted your images up here, and I thank you for sharing a part of yourself with the rest of us out here- for better or for worse. Take care all of you and have a wonderful Day! ~R ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/184 "2008-09-10T05:33:51Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > Ok, Iā€™ll go. Before you click though, you must know that Iā€™m fat, **200 lbs** even, so please, **if you donā€™t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed.** Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so donā€™t expect art. You are just beautiful. I love the pix and would like to see more. The pose and the look you have in the second one is just hot. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/185 "2008-09-10T05:36:57Z")
Fat Chick titties-- http:/ /s18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/Janis\_and\_company/straightdope/?action=view¤t=bethscleavage005.jpg Fat Chick Face-- http:/ /s18.photobucket.com/albums/b101/Janis\_and\_company/straightdope/?action=view¤t=face.jpg Thatā€™s as brave as Iā€™m a-gonna get. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/186 "2008-09-10T05:45:29Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > Thatā€™s as brave as Iā€™m a-gonna get. Plenty brave for this corner:) And in fact, a large part of the enjoyment is the confidence and bravery. If you look like you arenā€™t enjoying what youā€™re doing ā€“ and this is for everything, not just posing for the camera ā€“ I wonā€™t enjoy it as much. Thatā€™s why the face shot is so important: You give off a certain ā€œHere I am, and if you donā€™t like it, whateverā€ air, and that confidence makes the first picture more attractive because of the new emotional connection to the person itā€™s of. As Jack Palance once said, ā€œConfidence is very sexy, donā€™t you think?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/187 "2008-09-10T06:03:29Z")
**Kalypso** I agree with **Iampunha** that the second picture has more artistic merit than you think. Note how your knees, breasts, hands, shoulders, form the sides of a triangle with the apex at your face. I also agree with him that confidence and smiles are sexy. I have no interest in a model who doesnā€™t look like they are enjoying what they are doing. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/188 "2008-09-10T06:05:16Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > Ok, Iā€™ll go. Before you click though, you must know that Iā€™m fat, **200 lbs** even, so please, **if you donā€™t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed.** Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so donā€™t expect art. > > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg) > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg) Did I metion I like my ladies on the plump side? šŸ˜ƒ Great shots, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![Z.R.Test](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Z.R.Test](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Z.R.Test)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/189 "2008-09-10T06:30:59Z")
> [@SSG\_Schwartz](#): > > You are just beautiful. I keep telling her this! Sorry, no naked pics of me. They are for Kalypsoā€™s eyes only. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/190 "2008-09-10T06:33:07Z")
I try. Being Married to my husband has done wonders for my confidence. He tells me almost every day that Iā€™m beautifulā€¦ Sometimes I almost believe him. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/191 "2008-09-10T06:49:04Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > I try. Being Married to my husband has done wonders for my confidence. He tells me almost every day that Iā€™m beautifulā€¦ Sometimes I almost believe him. You are. Every woman ho has posted in this thread is beautiful. I donā€™t know what it is, but women can be what some label ā€˜fatā€™ and simply look healthy, luscious, curvaceous, and altogether scrumptious. Thank you for your beauty. But this thread also brings sadness. One of the female posters resembles the greatest regret of my life: a woman who I knew in university, and never quite got the nerve to ask out, even though we were good friends. Only much later did I realise that I might have had a chance, and also find out that we would even have been religiously compatible (itā€™s not that easy to find neo-pagans even these daysā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/192 "2008-09-10T08:28:35Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > Ok, Iā€™ll go. Before you click though, you must know that Iā€™m fat, **200 lbs** even, so please, **if you donā€™t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed.** Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so donā€™t expect art. > > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg) > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg) I think the second picture is beautiful, and I wish that people in general would see the beauty in bodies like ours instead of all the assumptions that we have attached to them. I would so post one, in fat girl solidarity,šŸ™‚ except my husband has made it clear that he would not be comfortable with that. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/193 "2008-09-10T08:47:04Z")
What? They let you do this? Iā€™m not posting an image. Not that I have any objection to people seeing me naked, I just like my online persona being faceless, raceless, & gender-ambiguous. But yā€™all, yeah, have fun you crazy exhibitionists. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/194 "2008-09-10T09:29:49Z")
> [@torie](#): > > I think the second picture is beautiful, and I wish that people in general would see the beauty in bodies like ours instead of all the assumptions that we have attached to them. Well, while people in general may not (or at least they say they donā€™t), I trust this thread (and the other one) has laid to rest any notion that those of us who like cushions are the strong, silent type:D ---
**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/195 "2008-09-10T09:40:00Z")
**DocCathode** , in online roleplaying (or any RPG for that matter) I always go the Paladin/Holy-aligned types. And now Iā€™m being tempted to switch sides, because I looked at your photostream. Oh yes, that is a hot series of shots. I need a shirt that says, ā€œCome to the Dark Side, we have DocCathode.ā€ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/196 "2008-09-10T09:50:57Z")
(edit time timed outā€¦sorry) **etgaw** , I love the tats you have! You have a lovely photostream too, the vines going up along your body is such a wonderful look. Iā€™ve imagined clothing with the same theme in embroidery, as well as tats, and seeing it actually done that way is so great. Someday when I get to my target weight range, I might just have to copy you with my own little twists thrown in if thatā€™s okay. And FWIW, I think your body looks perfect. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/197 "2008-09-10T10:51:08Z")
> [@Maui\_Lion](#): > > **DocCathode** , in online roleplaying (or any RPG for that matter) I always go the Paladin/Holy-aligned types. > > And now Iā€™m being tempted to switch sides, because I looked at your photostream. Oh yes, that is a hot series of shots. I need a shirt that says, ā€œCome to the Dark Side, we have DocCathode.ā€ šŸ˜ƒ Thank you for the compliment and for seeing the statement I was going for. For everybody else, inspired by your examples, I uploaded about forty more pictures. [http://ww](http://ww) [w.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/](http://w.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/198 "2008-09-10T12:15:20Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > Ok, Iā€™ll go. Before you click though, you must know that Iā€™m fat, **200 lbs** even, so please, **if you donā€™t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed.** Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so donā€™t expect art. > > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg) > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg) Oh, I love the second photo! You look beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/199 "2008-09-10T12:20:16Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Thank you for the compliment and for seeing the statement I was going for. > > For everybody else, inspired by your examples, I uploaded about forty more pictures. > > [http://ww](http://ww) [w.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/](http://w.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/) Awesome! I really like the ones where youā€™re kneeling\*, and seeing the whole series provides a better context for the one you originally posted. \*Nothing like a man looking vulnerable to turn my crank. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/200 "2008-09-10T15:23:04Z")
> [@Kalypso](#): > > http: [//i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg](https://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg) In. Love. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=11)