# Doper NSFW Picture Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Trollhaugen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/281 "2008-09-12T07:40:49Z")
> [@Br\_er\_Lapin](#): > > Here are a few more: > > http: [//www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg](https://www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg) > > As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great, > http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg > > but at least I have this: > http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg > Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic: > http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg I was going to complement you on your fantastically beautiful body…but to hell with that. your attitude and personality that demonstrates confidence to post these picture speaks for itself… That goes to all of you that have posted pictures. my hat is off to all of you… ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/282 "2008-09-12T07:58:15Z")
I’m nude right now. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/283 "2008-09-12T08:01:01Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > I’m nude right now. Ok, I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/284 "2008-09-12T08:01:07Z")
I’m not brave enough to show my face but here I am… (should’ve straightened up a bit) http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/) (don’t think I can be a pornstar) http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/) ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/285 "2008-09-12T08:01:46Z")
No really! http:/// [www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2850563374/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2850563374/) http:/// [www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2850563370/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2850563370/) http:/// [www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2849727359/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2849727359/) The lighting isn’t very good, which may be a bonus. Or I may try it by daylight tomorrow. And last but not least, I agree with whoever said we should indicate our gender if not otherwise clear. Old timers know this I’m sure, but for others, I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/286 "2008-09-12T08:40:36Z")
> [@pulehoopo](#): > > I’m not brave enough to show my face but here I am… > (should’ve straightened up a bit) > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/) > > (don’t think I can be a pornstar) > > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/) “This photo is private” for both. ---
**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/287 "2008-09-12T08:47:04Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > “This photo is private” for both. Sorry. Try that. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/288 "2008-09-12T11:06:11Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > I would like to post a few pics, but I will wait until my man Dewey approves them. > > And\*\* Illuminatus\*\* - Flickr keeps telling me you deleted your pics. (and I’m sure I spelled your name wrong too - sorry ☹ ) I deleted them so that I could put some regular ones up in the other thread and then afterwards realised it would affect this one, sorry. If someone can explain how I can put pictures in flickr in a way which means people won’t be shown a photostream with a mix of safe and non-safe pics I’m happy to put them up again. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/289 "2008-09-12T13:18:11Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.😛 Sparklers? Yep having a penis is fun, it’s sort of always “out there” swinging around. And if you’re excited it’s a handy place to hang towels or articles of clothing. But girls get multiple orgasms, so it evens out. ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/290 "2008-09-12T15:07:53Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.😛 Heh. Wasn’t expecting that last shot to be the most popular one. Hmm, makby I could make a theme of this. Tempted to go and register [stuffonmypenis.com](http://stuffonmypenis.com). ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/291 "2008-09-12T15:24:02Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.😛 Put on a black satin brim and pull things out- a bouquet of flowers, a sting of silk handkerchiefs, a stuffed rabbit . . . ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/292 "2008-09-12T15:33:19Z")
> [@AndrewL](#): > > Heh. Wasn’t expecting that last shot to be the most popular one. Hmm, makby I could make a theme of this. Tempted to go and register [stuffonmypenis.com](http://stuffonmypenis.com). Google ‘penis puppetry’, if you’re brave. I’m not. I’d be too worried about damaging the equipment. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/293 "2008-09-12T16:05:13Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > No really! Cool, thanks for sharing! ---
**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/294 "2008-09-12T16:13:45Z")
> [@pulehoopo](#): > > I’m not brave enough to show my face but here I am… > (should’ve straightened up a bit) > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/) > > (don’t think I can be a pornstar) > > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/) Would it be weird if I asked what people thought of my pictures? Be honest. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/295 "2008-09-12T16:47:54Z")
> [@pulehoopo](#): > > Would it be weird if I asked what people thought of my pictures? Be honest. 🙂 Well, they’re a bit phallocentric. I wish we could see more of you. That said, it looks like a nice penis. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/296 "2008-09-12T16:51:51Z")
I was just going to say, “Very penisey.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/297 "2008-09-12T16:59:47Z")
I thought other guys just showed pictures of their junk.🙂 I’ll take a couple more if you’d like. Hard or soft? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/298 "2008-09-12T17:07:09Z")
“Which do you choose: a hard or soft option?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/299 "2008-09-12T17:33:10Z")
Would you like fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/300 "2008-09-12T17:50:17Z")
Sorry it took so long. I was trying to look my most majestic and I got distracted. 😃 I went with both. Soft: http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446276/ Hard: http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446288/ Hard again: http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2850619053/ Keeping with the SDMB theme: http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446290/ And one from behind: http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446286/ It’s funny; I’m both proud of my penis and insecure about it at the same time. Are there any words other than “nice” and penisey" that could describe it? Cock of the gods is a good place to start. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=16)