# Doper NSFW Picture Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/301 "2008-09-12T17:52:14Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > [QUOTE=Spectre of Pithecanthropus] > > I’m nude right now. Ok, I laughed. [/QUOTE] I apologize, that was awful. At least I didn’t go through with another idea I had, which was to take a side shot of myself holding my guitar, like Peter Sellers did in the nudist park scene in one of the _Pink Panther_ movies (don’t remember which). Also I wouldn’t have done it if I hadn’t been intending to provide an honest entry to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/302 "2008-09-12T17:52:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **pulehoopo** > > Keeping with the SDMB theme: > http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446290/ Yes! I don’t know why this kind of thing makes me so happy, but it does. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/303 "2008-09-12T18:01:01Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > Yes! I don’t know why this kind of thing makes me so happy, but it does. 😃 And your magnificent cleavage made me happy so I guess we’re even. 😃 Thanks for looking at my penis! ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/304 "2008-09-12T18:09:06Z")
> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#): > > I apologize, that was awful. > > At least I didn’t go through with another idea I had, which was to take a side shot of myself holding my guitar, like Peter Sellers did in the nudist park scene in one of the _Pink Panther_ movies (don’t remember which). > > Also I wouldn’t have done it if I hadn’t been intending to provide an honest entry to this thread. You have nothing to apologize for! I thought it was funny even if you hadn’t ended up posting something. A lot of people have posted to the thread without providing a pic, and a lot of the pics aren’t NSFW. In fact, I have a SFW picture of myself and Ed Zotti discussing the Otto situation over tea. Care to see it? Ok! Luckily he forgives me for those mean old things I said about him in that thread. Then again, I make a great cuppa. SFW: [http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/WithButterflies/discussingotto.jpg?t=1221242664](http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/WithButterflies/discussingotto.jpg?t=1221242664) ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/305 "2008-09-12T18:14:22Z")
Nice body! Great cock! Try some more artistic poses to show off what you have. Thanks for sharing! > [@pulehoopo](#): > > Sorry it took so long. I was trying to look my most majestic and I got distracted. 😃 > > I went with both. > Soft: > http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446276/ > > Hard: > http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446288/ > > Hard again: > http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2850619053/ > > Keeping with the SDMB theme: > http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446290/ > > And one from behind: > http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446286/ > > It’s funny; I’m both proud of my penis and insecure about it at the same time. Are there any words other than “nice” and penisey" that could describe it? Cock of the gods is a good place to start. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/306 "2008-09-12T18:31:05Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.😛 I’m a bit surprised that no one here has suggested that you try [Clitter!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c) (possibly semi-NSFW you-tube link) ---
**Author:** ![T\_SQUARE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@T\_SQUARE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T_SQUARE)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/307 "2008-09-12T19:43:40Z")
> [@Br\_er\_Lapin](#): > > Here are a few more: > > http: [//www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg](https://www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg) > > As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great, > http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg > > but at least I have this: > http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg > Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic: > http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg Those are just freakin fabulous. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/308 "2008-09-12T19:44:44Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > In fact, I have a SFW picture of myself and Ed Zotti discussing the Otto situation over tea. Care to see it? Ok! Luckily he forgives me for those mean old things I said about him in that thread. Then again, I make a great cuppa. > > SFW: [http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/WithButterflies/discussingotto.jpg?t=1221242664](http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/WithButterflies/discussingotto.jpg?t=1221242664) Ed’s showing more skin in your SFW photo, then some other people did in NSFW pictures! He’s really pushing the envelope! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/309 "2008-09-12T20:38:03Z")
Raise your hand if you’re lurking this thread and trying to work out why it is you’re nervous about posting something. _raises hand_ Oddly, I’m even more uncomfortable with offering up any compliments or critiques–I did throw out a lot of compliments towards some of the dopers posting here (including some directed at the same pictures– **pbbth** still looks great, for example) but somehow it seems way more creepy in an NSFW thread. I also wanted to counter the calls for balance and sausage-fest comments. The most fascinating thing about these threads is the diversity of people, body types, and photographic/artistic skill on display. And finally, not one single female who’s posted here has been fat. Several of you have been deliciously curvy, however. (see, there’s that creepy part! 🆒) ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/310 "2008-09-12T20:43:05Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > I think this is going to have a VERY high view to post ratio! I was inclined to think that hardly anyone would contribute For those who happen on this page in the future and don’t bother to read through the whole thread… **Avarie537** ’s post was on the first page! I was inclined to agree, but now it’s seven pages and counting (for anybody who might happen on this page in the future without noticing the page count). I’m surprised by how many people have contributed, although they do seem to be preponderantly male. It’s rather odd considering that when it comes to men’s versus women’s shorts and other warm weather attire, the latter’s are often MUCH more revealing. But I’ve noticed a similar phenomenon when at nude beaches and similar facilities; it’s usually the men who go completely naked, whereas women often just go topless but keep a bikini bottom on. I also have to hand it to the staff for greenlighting this thread during this difficult days of the upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/311 "2008-09-12T21:06:58Z")
> [@pricciar](#): > > Ed’s showing more skin in your SFW photo, then some other people did in NSFW pictures! He’s really pushing the envelope! Well, he does have lovely legs. ---
**Author:** ![Br\_er\_Lapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Br\_er\_Lapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Br_er_Lapin)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/312 "2008-09-12T21:22:07Z")
> [@Alan\_Smithee](#): > > BTW, I love your user name! Is it from my favorite comic book? Of course 🙂 > [@iampunha](#): > > Have you ever thought about modeling? ha! You’re very nice, but I think according to industry standards, I’m too short and fat. Alas. ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/313 "2008-09-12T21:30:06Z")
> [@Br\_er\_Lapin](#): > > ha! You’re very nice, but I think according to industry standards, I’m too short and fat. Alas. 99% of humanity is horribly ugly according to “industry standards”. Industry standards are nuts. You are beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/314 "2008-09-12T21:36:20Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Raise your hand if you’re lurking this thread and trying to work out why it is you’re nervous about posting something. Maybe it’s that phrase NSFW, There’s a REAL good reason for that name, and it’s a little jarring when you realize that in the context of most jobs, this could get you into real trouble if you were caught. But, “NSFW” takes in more than simple nudity–it takes in the whole range of people and their body parts on display with intent to titillate. I don’t see that happening here. I don’t know why, but even the tumescent OP is not shocking, but to me it’s just hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/315 "2008-09-12T21:39:07Z")
Please don’t take this as snarky. I’m asking it as a serious question. If you were at a Dopefest somewhere, would you ask if anyone wanted to show their nasty bits and whoever did would go into another room and everyone would show? What would the difference be? IRL, I think it would be more than a little strange…do you? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/316 "2008-09-12T21:45:55Z")
> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#): > > Please don’t take this as snarky. I’m asking it as a serious question. If you were at a Dopefest somewhere, would you ask if anyone wanted to show their nasty bits and whoever did would go into another room and everyone would show? What would the difference be? IRL, I think it would be more than a little strange…do you? In the way you’re describing it, yes. On the other hand, I’m not going to post nude pictures of myself here because this is a wide-open forum. If I were at a Dopefest and there was swimming I’d wear a bikini or skinny dip. A bikini would show more skin than a lot of these pictures have shown. Post something here where at least one guy has mentioned saving the pics for future use (ew!) or have someone I know in a professional setting see them? Not for me. I’m not judging anyone for choosing to do so, I just wouldn’t. Still, wouldn’t your question be better in the Pit thread about this ? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/317 "2008-09-12T21:50:30Z")
I wouldn’t ask people at a Dopefest what their salary was, or if they had special needs children, or a thousand other questions I deem wholly acceptable to start threads about. A Dopefest is a safe space that is comfortable for all. If I have reason to believe another Doper at a fest will feel safe or comfortable viewing my exposed body, or displaying their own, then yes I will ask. ETA I find your use of the phrase “nasty bits” telling. I don’t find any of the genitalia displayed in this thread to be nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/318 "2008-09-12T21:56:11Z")
> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#): > > Please don’t take this as snarky. I’m asking it as a serious question. If you were at a Dopefest somewhere, would you ask if anyone wanted to show their nasty bits and whoever did would go into another room and everyone would show? What would the difference be? IRL, I think it would be more than a little strange…do you? I think I’d be more comfortable in real life–it’s easier to figure out people’s comfort levels bit by bit in a conversation wheras here you have to let it all hang out in the thread title–no meandering about like “So, anyone interested in checking out the hot tub? _later_ Y’now, we don’t USUALLY wear suits…” That and it can happen a lot more naturally at a real party with real body language and real alcohol–hell, as far as I was told someone had a threesome in my basement over new years. :smack::eek::dubious: But yeah, I’m in the “nudity-is-fascinating and not necessarily vulgar or sexual” camp. I probably wouldn’t ask at a Dopefest, because I’m shy, but I’d be more likely to join in. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/319 "2008-09-12T22:01:55Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > I wouldn’t ask people at a Dopefest what their salary was, or if they had special needs children, or a thousand other questions I deem wholly acceptable to start threads about. > > A Dopefest is a safe space that is comfortable for all. If I have reason to believe another Doper at a fest will feel safe or comfortable viewing my exposed body, or displaying their own, then yes I will ask. > > ETA > > I find your use of the phrase “nasty bits” telling. I don’t find any of the genitalia displayed in this thread to be nasty. Not telling at all. Just a weird choice of words, I guess. I didn’t find any of the uglies displayed in this thread to be ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/320 "2008-09-12T22:03:10Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > In the way you’re describing it, yes. On the other hand, I’m not going to post nude pictures of myself here because this is a wide-open forum. If I were at a Dopefest and there was swimming I’d wear a bikini or skinny dip. A bikini would show more skin than a lot of these pictures have shown. > > Post something here where at least one guy has mentioned saving the pics for future use (ew!) or have someone I know in a professional setting see them? Not for me. I’m not judging anyone for choosing to do so, I just wouldn’t. > > Still, wouldn’t your question be better in the Pit thread about this ? Nope. I’m not pitting anyone, just being curious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=17)