# Doper NSFW Picture Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/21 "2008-09-07T19:27:49Z")

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How did you um, stand at attention? Was there a fluffer? Pron? Thinking about your girlfriend/boyfriend?

It’s actually a cool pic.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/22 "2008-09-07T19:39:11Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> **Tomndeb** The link in **Savannah** ’s post needs to be broken only because it violates the two click rule. It’s the same link I provided in nonclickable form in my OP. I have no poster’s remorse (indeed I find this all terribly gratifying and arousing) but the two click rule must be enforced.

**Note to all:**

When you are posting, please pay attention to the check boxes below the text window.  
The first indicates whether you want your sig to appear.  
The second indicates whether you want to **automatically parse links** in your text. The **SDMB default is ON** and you probably need to remember to click it OFF before you post.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/23 "2008-09-07T19:43:11Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> This is NOT a joke. Following the below link will lead you to a nude picture of me.

Oh boy, that’s a big staff.

And an erect penis.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/24 "2008-09-07T19:50:15Z")

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I’m also going to go inside for a small in-the-know minority here and say that this is the second time I have seen a member post pictures of his penis before.

Aaaaand, **WhyNot** , if you don’t want to post pics yourself, okay, fine, I’ll pout somewhere else. But how about if you have of that skinny chick in the woods who you got a pic of from behind. Gladly appreciated.

😃

- Your resident troublemaker

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/25 "2008-09-07T19:54:24Z")

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Bravo! An appropraite first post into new realms! People, don’t you see?

_He’s showing us the way!_

**Doc** , I am absolutely delighted. About everything. But especially about the fact that you were the trailblazer, here. It doesn’t matter who had the idea first - you got the ball rolling. No pun intended.

I don’t have anything current, and the ones I do have aren’t… er… well, they’re NSFW, but they were intended strictly for my husband’s titillation. They’d be too crass to post here.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/26 "2008-09-07T19:58:07Z")

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Can I post nude pics of my ex-gf? Out of spite?

[/kidding!]

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/27 "2008-09-07T20:09:23Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> Bravo! An appropraite first post into new realms! People, don’t you see?
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> _He’s showing us the way!_
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> **Doc** , I am absolutely delighted. About everything. But especially about the fact that you were the trailblazer, here. It doesn’t matter who had the idea first - you got the ball rolling. No pun intended.
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> I don’t have anything current, and the ones I do have aren’t… er… well, they’re NSFW, but they were intended strictly for my husband’s titillation. They’d be too crass to post here.

I must begin the chorus that heartily requests a new one.

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**Author:** ![SpecialAgentJem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@SpecialAgentJem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpecialAgentJem)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/28 "2008-09-07T20:14:11Z")

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Im so glad someone has been brave enough to post a pic! If I had the courage (and the body!) Id be right there too! Is anyone else going to be brave?

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/29 "2008-09-07T20:22:58Z")

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> [@bbs2k](#):
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> But how about if you have of that skinny chick in the woods who you got a pic of from behind. Gladly appreciated.

She’s beautiful, isn’t she? But sorry, I have no nudes of her. (Only delicious memories!)

Oh,what the hell.

http:/ /s143.photobucket.com/albums/r130/flaminghippie/?action=view&current=woodnympho.jpg

It’s…I believe you call it “a tasteful nude” (only very vaguely NSFW). Probably only of interest to long-hair fetishists.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/30 "2008-09-07T20:39:33Z")

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Hell, if **WhyNot** ’s picture counts then I suppose I can post this one of mine since you can’t really see anything except my massive breasts and **JustAnotherGeek** ’s face (check out the Doper Confessions thread if you want to know the story behind it!)

http:/ /i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq111/lesschatmorehat/DSC00048.jpg

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/31 "2008-09-07T20:48:58Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> Hell, if **WhyNot** ’s picture counts then I suppose I can post this one of mine since you can’t really see anything except my massive breasts and **JustAnotherGeek** ’s face (check out the Doper Confessions thread if you want to know the story behind it!)

That’s the spirit! We don’t all have to be show-it-alls, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![aerodave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@aerodave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aerodave)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/32 "2008-09-07T20:51:36Z")

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Bravo, girls! Leaving a little to the imganation is just fine. Works for me, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/33 "2008-09-07T20:52:36Z")

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Something tells me this topic is eventually going to have one of the (if not the, period) highest thread view count to post count ratios around.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/34 "2008-09-07T20:53:44Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> (Yeah, of course I looked! Like you didn’t, pervs.)

I’m at work. I have a pretty good reason to not look.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/35 "2008-09-07T20:55:12Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> Something tells me this topic is eventually going to have one of the (if not the, period) highest thread view count to post count ratios around.

And added subscriptions without posting…

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/36 "2008-09-07T20:56:31Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> I’m at work. I have a pretty good reason to not look.

You, mister! YOU cannot run through this thread clothed! The Dope hasn’t changed that much since you’ve been away! :dubious:

(But later, if you insist.)

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/37 "2008-09-07T21:05:03Z")

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**DocCathode,** that was a cool pic. Not the kind of nude I was expecting, definitely.

Must one’s face be showing in these? I can promise that the pics I have really are of me, but I can’t prove it.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/38 "2008-09-07T21:19:06Z")

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**Telperien** , your face isn’t really what people in this thread are looking for so I dont think you’d have any complaints. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/39 "2008-09-07T21:21:28Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> **Telperien** , your face isn’t really what people in this thread are looking for so I dont think you’d have any complaints. 🙂

I just wouldn’t want someone to think that I was trying to pass off someone else’s pictures as mine is all. Not that I’m even sold on doing it, anyway. Showing them to one person at a time is one thing; showing them to a bunch of people at once is another.

And by the way, I am envious of your astounding cleavage.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/40 "2008-09-07T21:25:56Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Note, this thread has Admin approval. The two click rule is still in effect.

And with this post, for the first time truly on the Dope, Penis ensued.

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