# Doper NSFW Picture Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/381 "2008-09-13T22:37:37Z")

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Here we go, [Freyr](http://www.jelldragon.com/art.htm) Note the bulbous eyes, pointed head, and penis to his sternum.

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**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/382 "2008-09-13T22:37:52Z")

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Had to move my photos over to another site.

http:/ /www.zooomr.com/photos/littlebrasscog/5845069/  
http:/ /www.zooomr.com/photos/littlebrasscog/5845070/  
http:/ /www.zooomr.com/photos/littlebrasscog/5845072/  
http:/ /www.zooomr.com/photos/littlebrasscog/5845073/

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/383 "2008-09-13T22:48:38Z")

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> [@AndrewL](#):
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> Had to move my photos over to another site.

I’m profoundly disappointed by the absence of robots, joulery, chrome, or servos. ☹

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/384 "2008-09-13T23:31:03Z")

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Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed them. So I look like Steven Spielberg? I’ll take that as a compliment. It’s been about 5 years since those photos were done. I’ve lost a bit of weight since then. Not much but some. The beard’s a bit greyer now. I’d show more recent photos, but I’m recovering from surgery and I don’t want to show off my scar just yet.

So, **Antinor01** , will we get to see photos of you any time soon?

> [@Antinor01](#):
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> Consider yourself ogled. 😉 I really like the one where you’re laying down. It’s a very natural look.
> 
> Is it bad that I thought you looked like Steven Spielberg in the shot with your hair pulled back and the hat on?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/385 "2008-09-13T23:33:29Z")

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> [@Freyr](#):
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> Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed them. So I look like Steven Spielberg? I’ll take that as a compliment. It’s been about 5 years since those photos were done. I’ve lost a bit of weight since then. Not much but some. The beard’s a bit greyer now. I’d show more recent photos, but I’m recovering from surgery and I don’t want to show off my scar just yet.
> 
> So, **Antinor01** , will we get to see photos of you any time soon?

It was in the face, reminded me of a shot of him from…Jurassic Park 3ish era I believe.

I’m thinking about it. I might take a few this evening…it’ll take a couple drinks though!

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/386 "2008-09-13T23:35:41Z")

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Unfortunately, the relationship between myself and my name sake are poetic, only. I could wish I measured up to him, size-wise.

> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Come to think of it, I should take a look at Frey’s pics. I want to see if statuettes depicting him are accurate.

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/387 "2008-09-14T00:40:30Z")

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If you want, I can come over and handle the camera and artistic direction for you. I’m close enough, I could take the bus over 😉

PS check your pvt. msgs. on this site.

> [@Antinor01](#):
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> I’m thinking about it. I might take a few this evening…it’ll take a couple drinks though!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/388 "2008-09-14T07:36:33Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> **iampunha** , if faces are what do it for you then you might [prefer](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=679837&l=f3500&id=638028496) [these](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=598972&l=1975d&id=638028496) to anything I would send you in an email. 🙂

Actually, yes. Er, not that I don’t think this thread is inappropriate.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/389 "2008-09-14T07:43:03Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> Hey, [check these babies out!](http://img247.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mypictureak1.jpg) (totally safe link, although technically my eyes are completely naked). Yes, I am bragging on my eyebrows. I should be allowed to, for putting up with all the negative crap that comes along with such dark, thick hair. 🙂

God, DAYAM! Lou, I know we go way back, but knowing how pretty you are makes me uncomfortable. I prefer agreeing with you. ☹  
😉

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/390 "2008-09-14T08:42:00Z")

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Ok, took a bunch of shots tonight. I think these are the best. (no full frontals, I wasn’t feeling comfortable posting all that for the world to see)

I haven’t had much affection for my body for a long time, so this is me being really brave. I included a couple shots in a bit of leather for those that like that sort of thing.

http:/ /s74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/Antinor01/NSFW/

ETA - Hmm, just realized the third one is turned wrong. It’s a standing shot.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/391 "2008-09-14T09:48:10Z")

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> [@Illuminatiprimus](#):
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> Okay, well I’m in, wouldn’t want **DocCathode** to be the only guy in here baring all. So here is me:

“The photo you were looking for has been deleted. You might like to ask illuminatiprimus about it!”

☹

> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Too much penis! Not enough boobage! Women, please even out the balance here!

Speak for yourself. Bring on the phallus! Seriously though, it’s fun to see every sort of picture, man, woman, totally nude, suggestive only, naughty or nice, thin or voluptuous…

> [@WILLASS](#):
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> Ok, here are a few pics of me and my wife (not nude, sorry!) in our pants.

Cool tattoo and undies!

> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Here’s another photo of me wearing my glasses. Are you sure they don’t add something?

lol!

> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> The lighting isn’t very good, which may be a bonus. Or I may try it by daylight tomorrow.

The first is very ominous!

> [@IntelSoldier](#):
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> Well I guess it isn’t really fair, is it? I’ll tell you what. For every girl that asks me for one, I’ll send a guy one (that asks). Perhaps you should start encouraging the ladies ;).

PM’d! OK ladies, help me out here…

> [@Ruse](#):
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> I’ve decided to come to out of lurkdom to randomly post a picture of my erection, possibly to never return again. Maybe.

Nice!

Here’s mine, carefully cropped to secure my virtue:

http:// [memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg](http://memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/392 "2008-09-14T11:40:47Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> “The photo you were looking for has been deleted. You might like to ask illuminatiprimus about it!”
> 
> ☹

Okay okay, I’ve joined photo bucket where you can set up albums so here are my pics again:

http:// [Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](http://s495.photobucket.com/albums/rr311/illuminatiprimus/SD%20NSFW/?action=view&current=IMAG0204.jpg)

http:// [Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](http://s495.photobucket.com/albums/rr311/illuminatiprimus/SD%20NSFW/?action=view&current=IMAG0203.jpg)

http:// [Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](http://s495.photobucket.com/albums/rr311/illuminatiprimus/SD%20NSFW/?action=view&current=5.jpg)

http:// [Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](http://s495.photobucket.com/albums/rr311/illuminatiprimus/SD%20NSFW/?action=view&current=IMAG0102.jpg)

> [@](#):
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> Here’s mine, carefully cropped to secure my virtue:
> 
> http:// [memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg](http://memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg)

Well that’s not fair, we can barely see anything! Do another one that shows the goods, please. 😃

**Antinor1** Glad you posted those, I liked them. 🙂

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/393 "2008-09-14T13:16:51Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> Here’s mine, carefully cropped to secure my virtue:
> 
> http:// [memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg](http://memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg)

Ooh, I wanna see more…of your face! Seriously, what little I can see of your face looks quite handsome. I think this is one of the more beautiful (are you the kind of guy I can say “beautiful” about without insulting? I hope so.) and alluring pictures we’ve seen so far. Something about the shadows and the way the necklace (?) falls against your chest is very inviting.

_sigh_ So many Doper crushes, so little time.

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/394 "2008-09-14T17:30:14Z")

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You did a great job. I like the poses you struck and the creative use of bedsheets. Excellent work!

> [@Antinor01](#):
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> Ok, took a bunch of shots tonight. I think these are the best. (no full frontals, I wasn’t feeling comfortable posting all that for the world to see)
> 
> I haven’t had much affection for my body for a long time, so this is me being really brave. I included a couple shots in a bit of leather for those that like that sort of thing.
> 
> http:/ /s74.photobucket.com/albums/i275/Antinor01/NSFW/
> 
> ETA - Hmm, just realized the third one is turned wrong. It’s a standing shot.

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**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/395 "2008-09-14T17:35:32Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> Here’s mine, carefully cropped to secure my virtue:
> 
> http:// [memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg](http://memesmith.com/jonpix/jxSfullCrop.jpg)

You look great in that hat, but I’ll join the others and say you need to show more. The cropping this one is tight and the photo is rather dark. Btw, I like you in that hat!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/396 "2008-09-14T19:31:55Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> God, DAYAM! Lou, I know we go way back, but knowing how pretty you are makes me uncomfortable. I prefer agreeing with you. ☹  
> 😉

Agreeing with me works fine for me. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/397 "2008-09-14T22:04:23Z")

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As foreshadowed in my previous contribution, here are a couple of daylight ones of me.

Standing…

http: ///www .flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2857694478/in/photostream/

And sitting.

http: //www .flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2857686782/in/photostream/

I was going to try photographing myself in a yoga pose until the camera revealed to me how ungraceful I am at it. But I will say I’m having fun with the different lighting effects. It makes me want to get a digital camera and go out photographing…just regular stuff, especially buildings as I am interested in architecture.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/398 "2008-09-15T01:30:43Z")

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> [@Illuminatiprimus](#):
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> Okay okay, I’ve joined photo bucket where you can set up albums so here are my pics again:

Nice! And man that’s a wicked tattoo. I’m glad I pestered you to fix the links!

> [@Illuminatiprimus](#):
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> Well that’s not fair, we can barely see anything! Do another one that shows the goods, please. 😃

I will when I’m in a little better shape lol. Nudge me in 6 months 😉

> [@WhyNot](#):
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> Ooh, I wanna see more…of your face! Seriously, what little I can see of your face looks quite handsome. I think this is one of the more beautiful (are you the kind of guy I can say “beautiful” about without insulting? I hope so.) and alluring pictures we’ve seen so far. Something about the shadows and the way the necklace (?) falls against your chest is very inviting.

Hehe thanks. You could say I’m “ugly but in an interesting way” and I’d take the compliment. I’m lazy so I’ll just point to my few SFW pics on[flickr](http://www.flickr.com/photos/74153009@N00/). And yes that’s a seashell necklace (actually a Hawaiian shell Lei).

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/399 "2008-09-15T03:44:16Z")

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See, here’s me.  
Leave the dope for a while, check back in, see naked thread and immediately start snapping pics.

Mine’s rated PG, nothing you wouldn’t see at the beach and as such, unbroken link:  
[Aw shucks](http://s136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/jnglmassiv/?action=view&current=JnglBeach.jpg).

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**Author:** ![maikai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@maikai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maikai)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/400 "2008-09-15T04:07:25Z")

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My account says “heyhereiam is no longer active on Flickr.”  
Any idea why it says that? Did flickr delete my account for being inappropriate?

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