# Doper NSFW Picture Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 7, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488 "2008-09-07T15:39:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/101 "2008-09-08T14:15:59Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > The pictures are at the bottom of this post Nice! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/102 "2008-09-08T14:18:46Z")
The dawning of a new era. Well, I can’t look at anything, since I’m still at work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/103 "2008-09-08T14:20:24Z")
> [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](#): > > Nice! Thank you! _blushes_ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/104 "2008-09-08T14:23:34Z")
I like the pictures that **Chronos** and **Silver Tyger Girl** have linked. The former are very artsy (as was the intent, no doubt) and as for the latter, we needed more shots of women in this thread anyway, and hers are quite nice. I’m tempted to look at **The Weird One’s** pictures but as bruises sometimes freak me out, I haven’t plucked up the courage yet. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Priori\_Tea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@A\_Priori\_Tea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Priori_Tea)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/105 "2008-09-08T14:28:07Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] As for me, I already have pictures of my breastseses and girly area up on the 'net, so I don’t see any point in holding out on you. [/QUOTE] Well played! (Pun definitely intended. 😉 ) And with scene reports like that, I hope you don’t mind if your blog acquires a new occasional-stalker. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/106 "2008-09-08T14:58:33Z")
> [@A\_Priori\_Tea](#): > > Well played! (Pun definitely intended. 😉 ) And with scene reports like that, I hope you don’t mind if your blog acquires a new occasional-stalker. No! Stay away! I don’t want anyone to read the blog that I post online and linked to on a messageboard! 😃 Of course you’re welcome to check it out. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/107 "2008-09-08T15:18:59Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > My only question is this: Renaissance festival, biergarten or summat else? Renfaire. Well, Ren & Pirate Faire. I just got that bodice and chemise this year because my other two lace at the sides and I can’t lace them myself. (And I feel bad about having to ask someone in the Guild for help) > [@Rick](#): > > What he said. You are lovely. Quiet you. =^\_^= ---
**Author:** ![AT\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@AT\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AT_Love)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/108 "2008-09-08T15:49:27Z")
I think some of the reason people aren’t seeing the artisitic merit is the fact that you just kind of posed in front of a closet and kept the red eye. That screams amateur porn to a lot of people. ---
**Author:** ![Ruse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a587f6/32.png) [@Ruse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruse)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/109 "2008-09-08T16:13:23Z")
I’ve decided to come to out of lurkdom to randomly post a picture of my erection, possibly to never return again. Maybe. http:/ /img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=34cp5.jpg I will freely admit that there is not even a semblance of artistic merit in my photo. When in Rome… ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/110 "2008-09-08T16:34:33Z")
**VERY NICE!!** You have the body to pull it off effectively. THanks for sharing. What would be really, cool, I think, is to have someone paint you (in white or metallic colors) so you closely resemble a statue and photograph you again in those poses. Just a suggestion. > [@Chronos](#): > > Think of it this way: To those who like how you look, you’d be doing a favor. So that’s good. To those who don’t like how you look, you’d be doing a disservice. Since you apparently aren’t too keen on those folks, that’s good, too. It’s instant karma. > > I mean, if you have other reasons for not wanting to post pics (which can be as simple as “I just don’t feel like it”), that’s fine. But make the decision for yourself, not for other people. > > Meanwhile, [here are a couple of me](http://cassandra.physics.montana.edu/NSFW/sdmb.html) (this link is two-click safe, but the links therein are NSFW). I figure that, if I’m going to be ogling the ladies, it’s only fair. It’s surprising how hard it is to match a pose when you have to load them onto the computer before you can get any feedback. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/111 "2008-09-08T16:48:01Z")
Nice body and tattoo. Try striking a pose to show yourself off. A full view of the tattoo would be great, also. > [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > Damn you **Bear Nenno**! After your seriously RAWR! photo in the other pic thread I saw your name and was hoping against all hopes for one of you in the buff - and I get nothing!!! :mad::mad::mad: > > 😛 > > Okay, well I’m in, wouldn’t want **DocCathode** to be the only guy in here baring all. So here is me: > > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837012327/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837012327/) > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837011533/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837011533/) > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837010653/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837010653/) > > and finally me saluting the Dope in the best way I know how: > > http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837854980/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837854980/) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/112 "2008-09-08T16:48:48Z")
Real life people are too mixed up with my net things and plus I’m too shy to post nudes for everyone anyway. I just wanna say **pbbbt** don’t let anyone give you trouble about your weight. You’re very pretty as you are, and your boyfriend is lucky to have access to the full nude set. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/113 "2008-09-08T16:50:45Z")
Great use of lighting to creat texture! _kudos_🙂 > [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](#): > > You mean like this? > > http:/ /pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1473/5747827/15966180/333606383.jpg ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/114 "2008-09-08T16:58:57Z")
Yes, I’m referring back to **Doc Cathode’s** shot. It took me a few moments to remember my art history 101 and 102 course from college to analyse it. I’m glad we concur in our opinioin. I’ve not followed the Pit thread. I’m trying to stay out of the Pit for the sake of my blood pressure. 😃 It’s strange that it takes us a while to pull our mind from seeing an image to actually looking at it and analysing what it’s saying. The presence of an erect penis does strange things to one’s mind. Tells us something about our society. > [@torie](#): > > **DocCathode’s** picture, right? That’s what I saw in it too. I explained that in the pit thread, and I don’t know if anyone’s getting it. I’m glad to see that I’m not crazy. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/115 "2008-09-08T17:12:32Z")
> [@Freyr](#): > > It’s strange that it takes us a while to pull our mind from seeing an image to actually looking at it and analysing what it’s saying. The presence of an erect penis does strange things to one’s mind. Tells us something about our society. It’s not the erect penis that’s putting me (and I bet a lot of us) off. I adore Mapplethorpe’s homoerotic work, for instance. It’s just that technically the OP’s is a very amateur shot (poor lighting, no attention to backgrounds, so-so composition, red eye) and the content is, well, maybe somewhat acceptable if there was a hint of irony or intentional humor in it, but from the looks and sounds of it, it is meant to be sincere. Hey, I wasn’t originally analyzing it as “art,” but now that the term has been thrown around, and insinuations have been made that it’s the erect penis that’s putting us off, I have to respond that we’re not all like OMG!!! IT’S A PENIS!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/116 "2008-09-08T17:14:32Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > … **pbbbt** … er **pbbth** moral of story don’t post before caffeine. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/117 "2008-09-08T17:25:56Z")
> [@Freyr](#): > > Nice body and tattoo. Try striking a pose to show yourself off. A full view of the tattoo would be great, also. Thanks very much, however striking a pose AND taking a picture of myself nude in the mirror AND making the tattoo visible all at the same time is more than one person can do, I think. Here’s a (SFW) pic of my tattoo. [http://flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2840501572/in/set-72157607180074318/](http://flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2840501572/in/set-72157607180074318/) ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/118 "2008-09-08T17:30:43Z")
Since I’ve commented on so many other’s shots, here are my own, find what you will in them. They were done about 5 years back by a friend who loves to do portrait shots of guys with longhair. http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/freyr58/2839655309/ http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/freyr58/2839655149/ http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/freyr58/2839654985/ http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/freyr58/2840488316/ http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/freyr58/2839654769/ http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/freyr58/2839655393/ Commentary is welcome but not required. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/119 "2008-09-08T17:33:19Z")
**Freyr** - all your pics are set to private viewing, you need to give others permission to see them. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488/120 "2008-09-08T17:36:53Z")
> [@Ruse](#): > > I’ve decided to come to out of lurkdom to randomly post a picture of my erection, possibly to never return again. Maybe. > > http:/ /img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=34cp5.jpg > > I will freely admit that there is not even a semblance of artistic merit in my photo. When in Rome… Yup, that’s an erection all right. What, are your balls shy? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doper-nsfw-picture-thread/462488.md?page=7)